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Crème Glacé

by Cypher DS

Crème glacé
Crème glacé
How ah luv crème glacé
Love it smashed up
Und served in a dish!
First ah bash in zeir heads
Then ah melt off zeir skin!
On a cone,
Ca c'est toujours delice!

Crème glacé
Crème glacé
Hee hee hee
Hey hey hey
With a scoop ah will rake out your brains!
Slide your guts in a bowl
And ah serve you up whole!
God, ah love vanillites,
Don't you?

Before ah got big in ze movies
Ah was cooking up food on TV.
Now ah dream up a dream zat's so groovy:
If ah opened a cart
Where ah serve up shaved ice
Ah could sell mah cream cones
At exorbitant price~!

[Brycen notices a vanillite cowering in the corner]

Zut alors, ah have missed one!

Well hello
Little one
How'd you like to be done
As a seven-scoop sundae supreme?
No protest!
Ahm ze boss!
We'll start wit choc'late sauce,
Caramel, ah think,
Then some nuts.

Une banane, - what ze heck -
From a Tropius neck,
And Cherubis will add a nice taste!
Cause ahm French-Japanese
And ah cook with great ease!
Order's up: crème glacé!
Au revoir!