Yeah, so this starts out so normal I almost regret the crack. Hahaha oh well, what's done is done. :D

Nightwing, Batgirl, and Robin were each tied to a metal chair... that was bolted to the floor... in the middle of a warehouse... that was probably on the docks. In other words, your normal kidnapped-hero situation.

"I blame you two for this," Robin said after they had been sitting in silence for a whole six minutes. Robin sat on the far left, with Batgirl in the middle and Nightwing on the other end.

"And how is this our fault?" Nightwing asked.

"You were the one who wanted to go patrolling tonight," Robin answered.

"So where's my part in this?" Batgirl asked.

"You dragged me along."

Before they could bicker anymore, the Joker and Harley Quinn entered the room.

"Hello kiddies, having fun?" Joker asked.

"Loads," Nightwing answered sarcastically.

"Quiet, Bird Brain," Joker snapped, "no one asked you." The three thought it best not to inform him that he had in fact asked Nightwing, and the other bats, if they were having fun. "Now, as I'm sure you kids figured out," Joker continued in a much happier tone, "quite a few of the good people that you help Batsy throw into Arkham took a vacation yesterday."

"Vacation my ass," Batgirl muttered.

Joker put his hands over Robin's ears. "Watch yourself, Batgirl, there are children present."

Nightwing glared at the Joker. "Don't touch him," he snarled.

Harley slapped Nightwing across the face. "Don't yell at Mista' J!"

"Now, now, Harley. Bird Brain is just worried for the kid. Goodness knows I didn't do too well with the last one." He ruffled Robin's hair and grinned evilly at Nightwing when he mentioned Jason. Nightwing and Batgirl glared at the Joker.

The door opened again and Poison Ivy and the Penguin walked in.

"Enough talk Joker," Ivy said. She sat down on Nightwing's lap and twirled a lock of his hair. "I want to get to the fun part."

"Yeah," Penguin agreed, "bring on the torture!"

"Harley, be a dear and get the others," Joker said sweetly.

"Anything for you Mista' J." Joker scowled as soon as Harley's back was turned. Ivy continued to play with Nightwing's hair as he tried to get her off his lap. Harley returned moments later with every other one of the villains that had escaped from Arkham earlier that week. Batman was currently in the batcave trying to figure out where they might be.

Batgirl looked them all over and tried to figure out why they would work together.

Bane was cracking his knuckles.

Catwoman looked board and was just petting the cat on her shoulder.

Killer Croc looked hungry.

Mad Hatter was drinking tea.

Mr. Freeze was using some of the crates in the warehouse as target practice.

Riddler was telling Scarecrow a riddle, until Scarecrow got mad and Riddler was forced to hide behind Two-Face.

And Scarface looked, well, wooden.

"Everyone ready?" Joker asked.

"Hit it," Catwoman said.

Harley took out a boom box and pressed play. (Here comes the crack!) The song started and everyone started to sing.

Killer Croc: Right, right, turn off the lights
The lights went out and each person got their own spotlight.
"How the hell did they do that?" Batgirl asked.
Joker and Harley: We're gonna lose our minds tonight
Riddler: What's the dealio?
Bane: I love when it's all too much
Ivy: 5 a.m. turn the radio up
The music got louder.
Catwoman: Where's the rock 'n roll?

Mad Hatter: Party crasher
Two-Face: Penny snatcher
Scarface: Call me up if you're a gangsta
Killer Croc: Don't be fancy
Mr. Freeze: Just get dancy
Joker: Why so serious?

Joker stuck his face right in front of Batgirl's.

Scarecrow: So raise your glass if you are wrong
Penguin: In all the right ways, all my underdogs
Two-Face: We will never be, never be anything but loud
Killer Croc: And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Harley: Won't you come on and come on and
Riddler: Raise your glass!
Joker: Just come on and come on and
Scarface: Raise your glass!

Catwoman: Slam, slam, oh hot damn
Mad Hatter: What part of a party don't you understand?
Scarecrow: Wish you'd just freak out
Scarecrow: (Freak out already)
The second time he said it, it sounded like begging.
Ivy: Can't stop, coming in hot

She kissed Nightwing on the cheek.
Mr. Freeze: I should be locked up right on the spot
Bane: It's so on right now
Bane: (It's so fucking on right now)
He pounded his fist into his hand.

Mad Hatter: Party crasher
Two-Face: Penny snatcher
Scarface: Call me up if you're a gangsta
Killer Croc: Don't be fancy
Mr. Freeze: Just get dancy
Joker: Why so serious?

Joker stuck his face right in front of Robin's.

Scarecrow: So raise your glass if you are wrong
Penguin: In all the right ways, all my underdogs
Two-Face: We will never be, never be anything but loud
Killer Croc: And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Harley: Won't you come on and come on and
Riddler: Raise your glass!
Joker: Just come on and come on and
Scarface: Raise your glass!
Bane: Won't you come on and come on and
Mr. Freeze: Raise your glass!
Mad Hatter: Just come on and come on and
Two-Face: Raise your glass!

Catwoman: Oh shit! My glass is empty
Ivy:That sucks!

Harley: So if you're too school for cool
Harley: (I mean)
Riddler: And you're treated like a fool
Joker: (You're treated like a fool)
Killer Croc: You can choose to let it go
Scarface: We can always
Two-Face: We can always
Scarface and Two-Face:Party on our own

Ivy: So raise your
Nightwing managed to knock her off his lap
Ivy: (oh, fuck)
Ivy cursed as she hit the floor.
Scarecrow: So raise your glass if you are wrong
Penguin: In all the right ways, all my underdogs
Two-Face: We will never be, never be anything but loud
Killer Croc: And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks

Bane: So raise your glass if you are wrong
Mr. Freeze: In all the right ways, all my underdogs
Two-Face: We will never be, never be anything but loud
Killer Croc: And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Harley: Won't you come on and come on and
Riddler: Raise your glass!
Joker: Just come on and come on and
Scarface: Raise your glass!
Mad Hatter: Won't you come on and come on and
Catwoman: Raise your glass for me!
Scarecrow: Just come on and come on and
Ivy: Raise your glass for me!

After Catwoman sang her last line she walked out the door, and ran straight into Batman. "They're all in there handsome," she said and pointed behind her. Batman ran in so Catwoman took that as her cue to leave.

Batman took a tranquilizer gun from his belt and shot all the villains in the room. They all fell to the floor unconscious as Batman ran up to his partners.

"Nightwing, Batgirl, Robin, are you all okay?"

Each of them were sating in front of them with their mouths open.

Robin was the first to speak. "There goes my childhood."

"I will never be able to un-see that," Batgirl said.

"And I thought I was traumatized before," Nightwing muttered.

Batman looked around at the villains and the boom box that was now silent. "What happened here anyway?" he asked.

"Don't ask," the all said at once.

This whole idea came from Joker's line and how I always thought the lyrics said "penny snatcher" and not "panty snatcher" *shrug* I've seen both. I really hope you liked the end lines they got :) Felt I should indulge myself and write a crack fic as a birthday gift to myself. I'm so happy!

Reviews welcome.