AN: We're finally back! I'm sorry it took so long but I had a serious case of Writer's Block, plus school, plus other stories and stuff. I'm sorry guys! I'll try to make this chappie super long for you!

Harry had figured the personalities of all these mysterious 'trolls' by now. Plus the human, John. Because he was pretty sure John was human. Anyway, Karkat, the 'troll' with nubby horns, was very bloody shouty, and it was quite annoying. Harry didn't really have anything more to say about Karkat. He cursed too much. He'd be getting a firm Silenco from Hermione if he annoyed her, and Merlin knows what Mrs Weasley would do. Gamzee, the one with big horns and polka dot pants, was...sorta like a male version of Luna that's a different species and is dressed as a clown. One hundred percent legitimate description. Vriska, the only girl troll, was...A bitch. Harry knew he shouldn't be so mean, but he barely even knew the girl and already hated her as much as he hated Malfoy. And she humiliated and made fun of the guy in the wheelchair. And no one did anything about it. Honestly? Harry wanted to hex her so bad, he would go live in the Chamber of Secrets alone for the rest of the holidays afterwards. Tavros was the guy in the wheelchair. He seemed shy and nervous. Harry remembered when he used to be shy and nervous. His friends had helped him out of his shell, and hopefully, they could do the same with Tavros. John, the human guy, was mischievous. Very mischievous. The twins would like him a lot.

When they finally got to The Burrow, Harry removed the charm he had on the door and led the trolls plus John into the kitchen. He followed. Luckily, everyone was already there. "What the bloody hell are THOSE!?" Ron got a smack upside the head for his language.
"Trolls, of course!" John said, bounding forward and shaking Ron's hand. "My name is John! Nice to meet you!"
"Uh..."
"Hello, John! My name is Hermione." Hermione shook John's hand almost as enthusiastically as he did. It was clear she took a liking to the boy. "That's Ron. "
"Nice to meet you, Hermione!" The twins stood up with a grin. Oh no.
"Hello John!"
"He's Fred."
"And he's George!"
"Do you by any chance like pranking?" They said at the same time. John grinned.
"I thought I sensed some pranksters. I love pranking!" The guy with the short horns, Karkat, was it? He groaned at that.
"Well, you be sure to hang around with us-"
"Because we're Hogwarts best known pranksters of the generation!"
"I sure will."
"I better warn Dumbledore." Harry said jokingly. John turned to Mrs Weasley.
"Terribly sorry if we're intruding! We really just want to get home!"
"...If you can call that fucking place home any more." Karkat muttered.
"Anyway, this is K-"
"I can introduce myself, fuckass. I'm Karkat Vantas, Spiderbitch over there is Vriska, this STUPID FUCKING CLOWN is Gamzee, and this crippled little shit is Tavros. Then there's John, THE BIGGEST FUCKASS IN THE ROOM!"
"I am willing to let you stay here until you get home but I will NOT tolerate such horrible language in my house!"
"...Uh, I'll talk to him about it."
"Like f-"
"STOP SWEARING!" Hermione screamed. It seemed she was liking Karkat less and less by the minute.
"Make me."
"Oh," Hermione put on a mischievous grin. "I will." She pushed him into the other room, and Ron and Harry winced. "Poor guy." Harry said. He was pretty sure Hermione was hexing the troll and she was quite good at hexes. "You guys, no swearing, OK?" Harry said. A loud scream comes from the other room. Everyone's eyes widened and they nodded quickly, even Vriska.
"U-uh...H-Harry, s-she won't...k-kill him, will she?"
"...I hope not." OK, maybe that was overreacting, Hermione wouldn't kill him, just maim or seriously injure. But saying that'd stop anyone from swearing, right?

Suddenly Karkat walked out of the room with Hermione following. Hermione sat down innocently and started a conversation with Ginny about hot Quidditch players. "OK, guys, don't curse, whatever you do OK? That chick is CRAZY!"
"We heard."
Maybe these people wouldn't get along so well after all...
AN: Another sorta cliffhanger! I'm sorry this is so short because I'm seriously getting stuck, but at least I'm still posting, right? Sorry again for make you wait so long!
~AwesomePotterlover