SOOOOO we have decided to finally update this fic too! Yay! Mostly to let out our stress really.
Mukuro: Kufufu they do not own anything.
Why did we get such a creeper to disclaim this time...
Enjoy~
Tsuna was currently sleeping blissfully in his nice soft bed. It had been three days since the horrible labyrinth incident and he had been taking it easy since then. For three days nothing happened and he had a blissful time with his friends and loved ones, not to mention they were excused from classes whatsoever. As the morning rays hit the room his eyes started to open. He heard his alarm sound and turned it off before slowly waking up, he sat up slowly with a smile, rubbed his eyes before stretching-
"Kufufu, took you long enough hadn't it Tsunayoshi-kun"
Tsuna froze. That voice only belonged to one person. He slowly turned to the side only to find...
Mukuro sitting on a chair with a book and was smiling at him as if infiltrating his room was something completely normal, like he was in his own room and had not been creepily waiting for the brunet to wake up like a little creeper.
They stared at each other for a bit before Tsuna sprung up a little, banged the wall behind his bed which opened a secret compartment that had a red button with a picture of a pineapple on it with an x over it. He was about to push it hand ready to slam on the button when...
"Wait Sawada Tsunayoshi, I am not here to rape and or take possession of your body!" Mukuro stated and tried to keep Tsuna from pressing the button to his doom.
Tsuna stopped himself from pushing the button before he faced him a little confused but more on wary. "I-if you're not then why are you h-here?" He asked warily. Who could blame him after Mukuro's past attempts.
"I came seeking your help." Mukuro said.
Tsuna raised an eyebrow. "My help?" He asked.
Mukuro nodded and gave him a seriously serious expression. "I need your help to gain possession of the younger Kozato's heart-" he declared only for Tsuna to pushed the button and hell broke loose as his door got kicked down and an angry, sleep deprived monster burst through into the room.
Later
"Wait wait...so you...want to...court my best friend? As in you want to date him, seriously date him and not mean that you wanted to take his heart in a grotesque way or control his body in a very perverted and gross way you used to think towards me?" Tsuna asked blinking as he sat on the bed with Kyoya holding him protectively in his arms all the while growling like a feral beast towards Mukuro who was on the floor, on his knees with his hands on his laps with bruises, cuts and a big bump on his head.
"K-kufufu precisely but you had cut me off with pushing that stupid alarm which leads directly to the skylark." Mukuro said.
Yup, the button Tsuna had pushed lead directly to Kyoya which triggered an alarm there and alerted Kyoya of the "bug" in Tsuna's room. Something Kyoya had demanded to be put in Tsuna's room the day Tsuna had moved into the dorm house.
Tsuna mentally sighed at his boyfriend's protectiveness but he would never have Kyoya any other way, he was cute when he was being possessive and protective in the same time... well he was if he wasn't out for blood.
"So first you aim for my Tsunayoshi and now you're aiming for his herbivorous best friend?" Kyoya asked still glaring at the pineapple as if he was nothing more than a body of dirt walking the earth, yup he doesn't even seem to consider the pineapple as a pineapple or a living thing anymore because of this.
"No. This time is different. I can feel that it's different now. Everything is different about it now. Ever since I saw him!" Mukuro insisted as he got up looking determined and dreamy in the same time. Fangirls would have squealed at the determined prince-y look Mukuro had.
Tsuna was unaffected by this. Years of knowing Mukuro as a sick psycho pervert made him immune to whatever handsome look Mukuro had. "H-how is it d-different?" Tsuna asked hesitantly only to find the mist looking away and... was that a blush?
"...I felt my heart beat at the sight of him." Mukuro admitted putting a hand over his mouth trying to hide the blush on his face.
This came down as something like lightning striking down upon Tsuna and Kyoya in the same time as loud thunder rung in their ears. If not lightning then they could have sworn that every mirror in the dorm house just broke in the same time and to prove their point they heard a loud shriek from somewhere in the house. ("The heck happened to all the mirrors?!" a curly haired teen with black hair screeched.)
"Your heart actually beats?!" Tsuna asked in complete shock and disbelief.
"You, a herbivorous pineapple, actually have a heart?" Kyoya asked as he raised an eyebrow at Mukuro.
"Yes, I know it's hard to believe- and yes Skylark I have a heart or else I cannot live, are you trying to pick a fight with me?" Mukuro asked, quite offended by what Kyoya said but was unaffected by what Tsuna said, after all, he was at shock too when he felt his own heart beat at the sight of the Kozato.
Kyoya got out a tonfa. "Come at me." He provoked ready to beat the pineapple down even more than he had done a while ago.
"Wait! Both of you stop!" Tsuna said still sort of shocked. "So you're...serious about Enma-kun?" He asked getting out of his boyfriend's grip and standing up.
Mukuro nodded seriously. "Yes. I am. And I need help, your help in courting him. I...I have never tried to pursue a serious relationship before and don't have the slightest idea on what I must do first!" He explained. It was true, he had only ever played with people's feelings before but never had he tried to pursue in courting someone seriously. He doesn't have the slightest idea how to even ask another on a date!
Tsuna thought about this carefully. For one he didn't trust Mukuro. For another he was very worried about Enma, he was his best friend. For another his hyper intuition wasn't giving him a single warning bell about this being something fake. "Hm...fine. I'll help." Tsuna decided.
Mukuro looked excited but before he could celebrate and thank him he saw Tsuna put on his mittens.
"But." He said and swallowed a pill to get himself into hyper dying will mode. He glared at Mukuro with his now sunset orange eyes (Mukuro also swears he never knew someone could look threatening in a cute-sie lion print pajamas). "If you ever dare to make him cry, I will burn, murder, bury and burn you again. Am I clear?" Tsuna's monotone voice sent fearful shivers down Mukuro's spine and nodded immediately. "Good." Tsuna said and returned to normal. "Now please get out so I can get ready for the day." He demanded to Mukuro who complied.
Kyoya watched the pineapple go. "...are you serious?" He asked his boyfriend.
Tsuna sighed and went back into his boyfriend's arms. "Yes... No... I don't know... honestly I don't want that pervert anywhere near Enma-kun..." he sighed before continuing. "But you have no idea how much Enma-kun was talking about Mukuro yesterday..." he explained while grimacing remembering how Enma spent three hour talking about Mukuro even if he only met Mukuro for a few days.
Three Hours.
THREE.
HOURS.
"...The Gravity herbivore was talking about the Pineapple herbivore?"
"Yeah... it was kind of disgusting."
"Hn."
Tsuna sighed again before slowly slipping back into sleep. People may not believe him but the truth was that Kyoya was really warm, though people often think's he's cold blooded, Kyoya's hands are really warm and in the slightly chill morning, his warmth was really comforting. Being far too comfortable he was getting sleepy until he got hit on the head. "Ow! Kyoya!" He complained.
"Hn. Get up." Kyoya said.
Tsuna pouted before getting up. "Fine." He said and sorely went to get ready. The only thing really cold about Kyoya was his tonfas and its the only thing he hated about Kyoya.
Meanwhile Kyoya laid on the bed to get some rest after being woken up to protect what was his.
Later
It was five thirty in the morning and the people of the dorm house was groggily eating their breakfast. That was one of the bad parts about living inside the dorm house, they have super early classes which meant that they had to wake up at an unholy hour but the school building was quite close by, about only a five minutes walk and they got three days of no classes.
Now everyone was yawning while eating cereal or one of the not so lazy group actually made themselves some bacon and eggs or some other breakfast meal.
"Ugh having to wake up in such an hour, I'll never get used to it!" G complained.
"Yeah, same here." Lampo yawned as he drank the sugary milk of his cereal.
"Takeshi. Takeshi get up you idiot!" Hayato complained and pushed his sleeping lover off his shoulder.
"Mn, one more minute…" Takeshi complained as he continued to sleep.
"Should I have extremely soaked Sawada with milk again?!" Ryohei asked as he stood up only to receive glares from around the table and he slowly sat back down with Knuckles gently pulling him back down and he returned to quietly eat his cereal.
Giotto came into the dining room with two plates of french toast and placed one in front of the sleeping Alaude and sat next to him before shaking him by the shoulder a little. "Alaude...Alaude I finished your breakfast." he called also slightly sleepy despite being awake enough to make breakfast.
Alaude would have killed whoever dared to wake him from his slumber but stopped the moment he heard his lover's voice. He opened his eyes and turned to see the blond. "... Giotto…" he called only to have his mouth stuffed with a forkful of perfectly cooked french toast. He stared unamused by what happened as he chewed on his food.
Giotto smiled. "Good morning. Now enjoy your breakfast, we have school today oh great and powerful Student Council President." he said.
Alaude just huffed and began to eat the toast. The toast was was good and he was starting to wake up in a good mood but that didn't last long when a trio got down.
"Nufufufu quite the gloomy room so early in the morning." Daemon commented. "Shield your eye Chrome. Their gloominess will only damage your one good eye. He said.
Chrome sighed a little. "Daemon-niisama, please…" she said wanting the morning to stay peaceful. It was bad enough that she found her other brother covered in cuts and bruises, actually it only added to how she was slightly sour about her mirror suddenly breaking when she was fixing her bed head. Whoever broke the mirrors had no idea just how hard it is to style your hair into something like a fruit.
"Kufufu, I think I sort of enjoy this gloominess" Mukuro said and strode to his seat while the others looked at him.
"The hell happened to you?" G asked as he watched Mukuro walk to his seat.
Mukuro simply waved it off. "An early encounter with a sleep deprived Skylark." he said and just then the said raven came down. "Speak of the devil himself I suppose." he said.
Kyoya didn't even so much as spare Mukuro a look before taking his usual seat, as far away from the Pineapple herbivore as possible.
After that was the usual and they all bickered until they were wide awake. Soon though they heard sounds of something falling or crashing and Tsuna shriek. They'd go and see what happened but if you hear something falling and crashing coupled with Tsuna's shriek in the end then it's nothing to be worried about but then again they heard another voice coupling in that shrieking.
"Enma-kun I told you to walk on your own! See we fell of the stairs straight from the top!"
"But it's so early and your hair was like a fluffy pillow…"
"That doesn't give a good enough reason to- hey! Don't sleep on me again!"
They all waited for the dame-duo come into the dining hall. Indeed a ruffled up Tsuna and a very sleepy Enma came into the room.
"What happened this time?" Giotto asked though he already had a good enough idea on what did happen to the two of them.
"Enma-kun decided that it was cool to fall asleep on me just as we were about to go down the stairs…" Tsuna complained and got to his seat next to Kyoya and Enma sat on his other side.
"Seriously? Enma what were you dreaming about to want to fall asleep again like that?" Cozart asked while laughing a little.
Enma looked down and rubbed the back of his head before looking up at his brother a little embarrassed. "I was dreaming about cats… again…" Enma admitted while blushing just the slightest.
"Mukuro-niisama… why do you have a pair of binoculars?"
"Hush Chrome. I am trying to take pictures in my mind."
They all ate and enjoyed the rest of their morning. Some bickering and some just enjoying their food without a threat of any food fights, well actually a food fight would have broken out if Kyoya and Alaude made it perfectly clear that they wouldn't tolerate it.
Reborn came down the stairs after, in all his adult glory, and stared at the scene before finding that it was too peaceful and pulled the trigger. "Chaos maggots. You brats only have five minutes." he stated and watched as eyes flicked to the clock in the dining room.
5:55 a.m.
All hell broke loose.
Kyoya and Alaude was already gone only leaving outlines of themselves without anyone knowing.
G dragged Asari, Cozart and Giotto from their seat and shoved their bags into their arms before pushing them out the door and following after them.
Lampo and Lambo didn't seem to care and so Knuckles and Ryohei brought it upon themselves to bring the two lazy teenagers with them like a bunch of luggage.
Tsuna and Enma struggled to finish their breakfast and almost choked and had to have Hayato and Takeshi help them stay alive before rushing to grab their stuff and running out the door and towards the school with Tsuna shrieking about them being late.
Mukuro, Chrome and Daemon calmly finished their breakfast before disappearing into the mist.
Reborn just shook his head and pet Leon as he looking at his wristwatch that showed that they had a while thirty minutes before they would become late. Yes, Reborn fixed all the clocks in the dorm except his wristwatch to trick them into thinking they were going to be late. He chuckled in dark humor before heading to his office in the dorm and to find out why all the mirrors in the dorm house broke suddenly.
He sat on his chair for three minutes before he heard a very loud and angered/irritated shout of "REBOOOOOOOOOOOOORN! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !" from off in a distance and just smirked. His morning is never complete until he heard his two favorite students yelling his name in anger all the way from their school ground.
"What a nice morning." Reborn sighed in bliss as he tilted his hat over his eyes and proceeded to have a short nap with his legs prompt up on his table while leaning back on his leather swivel chair.
Well, we don't have much to say except we really wrote this to get our minds off of stress and it sort of worked. Writing always gets our minds off of things and relaxes us just to let our imaginations run wild you know~ Just a really great joy to us all the time to write. To type words and stuff, I mean it's not like we do this for money or anything and do it purely for the fun of it and to see people happily read our wacky imaginative thing.
Welp enough of that little thing. Thanks for reading and let's all hope that we update more in the future!
-Unemori Twins