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I must confess one thing, I never liked Jane Foster, I even liked Sif a lot more than her in the movie.
Loki was still wrapped under the torn blanket, with Thor also wrapping his arms around Loki.
"Odin will kill me."
Loki buried his face in his hands, and dreadfully said.
"Surly he would not, you're his son."
"Adopted son, and I bet Frigga was the one who demanded for him to keep me."
Thor shrugged, he was never a sensitive person who could see through all the drama and angst revolving around his brother.
"All of Asgard would believe that it was me who seduced you."
"Which would be considered correct, you looked unbelievably seductive last night."
Loki rolled his eyes, crawling out of Thor's embrace to search for his clothes.
Almost all the buttons on his shirt were missing, only a few which managed to survive, his pair of pants was torn into two, and most disturbingly his underwear became a single piece of cloth that could be easily mistake for a table cloth.
Thor took off his own T shirt and forced Loki into it, the huge T shirt nicely covered up to Loki's hips, and the collar exposed his left shoulder.
"No doubt you look just as seductive right now." Thor said with a wide grin.
Loki turned away to hide his bashfully red face from Thor.
"Surely you have not thought about what the other ladies will think."
Loki sat down on the bed frame that is still attached, and stared at Thor with his arms folded.
"Mother, Lady Sif, Miss Jane Foster..."
"Fear not my love, I'll battle my way through all obstacle to be together with you."
Loki rolled his eyes again, and placed his hand on top of his head, not believing in his brother's stupidity.
"Thor, physical battle would not help one bit in this situation, though I'm certain Lady Sif might really kill us when she know about this, but battles would be completely unnecessary."
"Brother, you've always been the smart one, why ask me when you already knew that I'm all about solving it the rough way."
Loki nodded in agreement, and sighed heavily.
Indeed he does have a plan, one that he had already thought of while being underneath the blanket.
"Tell Odin I'm pregnant."
"What?!"
Later that day it took Loki an hour to explain to Thor of the fact that he is not actually pregnant, but this is just a plan to force the nation to accept them.
Loki watched from a distance as Thor explained to Jane the break up, while Amora walked towards him and sat down beside him.
"I would suppose you no longer require my assistance."
Amora said while twirling the glass of red wine in her hand.
"Regretfully, yes."
"In a way the two of us are quite similar, mind sharing that great secret plan of yours?"
Loki raised his brows and shrugged.
"Nothing special, really, just using you to get rid of Sif and I'll deal with Jane myself. However that foolish brother of mine ruined the plan by doing what he does best, making a fool out of himself."
Amora laughed charmingly, and took a sip from her wine glass.
"At least you still got what you wanted in the end."
"And that's what I do best."
He gently slants forward, indicating a bow.
The dark clouds started gathering on the sky as the tearful Jane walked away from Thor, covering her face with her own hands.
"When did it start?"
Amora asked, watching dramatic scene happening before their eyes.
"Hmm?"
"Your feelings for Thor? I could proudly say I fell for him the moment I laid my eyes on him."
"I'm clueless, by the time I found out about my heart's directions, it was already too late to change it."
Loki's eyes were fixed onto Thor, who turned to give him a sheepish smile after Jane walked away.
"Who was the one that bothered you the most? Out of all the ladies that ever shared a relationship with Thor."
"Would it be insulting to you if I said Jane Foster?"
"Worry not, she bothered me the most too."
They smiled at each other before Amora stood up and took a look at Thor, who was walking towards them,
She gave a seductive smile before raising Loki's chin and bend down to give him a peck on the lips.
As she gracefully walked away, Thor was charging towards them with his hammer in hand, along with the sky thundering above him.
"Even if I lost, I'd rather leave an impression and be remembered."
Loki smiled at her words, before turning back to comfort Thor who immediately softened when Loki appeared before his eyes.
Heimdall did not say a word when Loki and Thor returned back onto Asgard through the Bifrost.
Thor tried to question him about letting Sigyn and Amora onto Midgard, but all he said was that Frigga ordered him to not interrupt Loki's bride search even with the two of them banished onto Midgard.
The Odinson brothers bowed before Odin, and Loki gave Thor a look.
"Father, we have returned."
Odin sighed, and shook his head.
"I hope the period on Midgard had done you both some good."
Frigga whispered somethings to Odin, and winked at Loki.
"Loki, your mother and I wish to know about your decision about the bride."
Before Loki could answer this question, Thor already stepped forward.
"Loki's pregnant!"
The court was in shock, especially Frigga, but she quickly settled back into her seat with a worrying look on her face.
"Which animal is it this time?"
Loki tried to give an explanation before Thor's voice thundered through the court again.
"Mother, it was me!"
Loki buried his face in his hands again, and Odin crushed yet another cup with his bare hands.
Frigga tried to confirm the information with the guard standing beside her, while Sif had once again took out her sword and was stopped by the Warrior Three.
"I hate you Thor."
"I love you too brother." The bright grin on Thor's face was too dazzling for Loki's eyes to tolerate.