asddffegeopjpjks sorry I got many unfinished fics but here I am uploading a new serie. asdgkjenoifhe

actually, before this story, I've got an idea to make some fairytale!kurobasu oneshot compilation. I got an ide to make the red riding hood and snow white parody. butfoolsyeaIgotawritersblock forthemasdfeafjeihfoehghshsh dklksklsk

*coughs*

this fic was inspired by some doujins and fictions where Kuroko became a kindergarten teacher and the kisedais became the students. but I think it'd be more interesting if I made them become highschoolers lawl.

here, it's Teikou High, not Teikou Middle School. why? because I can. *snipsnipsnip* and it'd be less gerontophile to have a crush on a new teacher.

and OMG, a fic of GoMxKuroko 8'DDDD I try to not focus on Akakuro, because this is an harem fic. T'WAS HARD TO NOT MAKE AKAKURO ON FOCUUUUUS HIKSU. but hey, it's Kuroko we're talking about. who will be the seme, it don't really matter. #SHOT

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Kuroko No Basuke (c) if I were the one to own it, I'd turn that comic into BL harem one and make Kuroko ended up with Akashi. srsly.

[edit] NOW IN BETA, BETA'D BY: RAPHAEL ARGAI THANATOS :LURVE::LURVE::INFINITEHEARTS: AND NAME CHANGES FROM MOMOI SATSUGA TO MOMOI SUZUKI AND KISE RYOUDA TO KISE RYOKO FROM A SUGGESTION OF INDONESIAN READER.

from now on, the upcoming chapters will be in beta, to prevent loss of sight of the readers. *brick'd*

Teikou High. An elite school with hundreds of middle school graduates applying, as their parents hoped only for the best for their children. Enrolling into Teikou means entering the high-class society. But, among those hundreds, only 200 students are lucky enough to enter Teikou.

Kise Ryoko is one of those 200. Her grades are sufficiently good, boys were head over heels for her, she had a slim, tall body, and her reputation as 'the-girl-who-can-sweat-in-sports-without-complaining' is a plus for her. And now she was a student of Teikou, meaning, now everything's perfect.

But, "everything" also made her bored.

"Haa~h..." She sighed.

She was bored. Bored as hell. Bored as fuck. Is that all life can give to her?

Somebody light a fire in her! Anyone, in any form!

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, she fell down right before the gate of Teikou High. People around her giggled as they walked past of her, as they didn't intend to do anything to help the helpless girl.

Well, at least, she was lucky enough that her skirt length was only three centimeters above her knees. Huh? But, what made her fall? It seemed that she bumped into something. And though she fell to the ground, she didn't feel anything.

"Etto..."

Kise stood up in seconds. Surprised, she saw the figure of a boy with icy blue hair with his face kissing the ground. And she realized that she used his body as a mattress for her own to land on.

"Waaah! I'm sorry! Are you alright?"

Kise helped him to stand up, and she was surprised when she saw him. His face was kind of cute, his hair was messy, though he didn't seem to have any facial expression. But said boy didn't wear Teikou's uniform-blue shirt and white blazer-and wore a simple white shirt which was neatly buttoned from the neck to the waist and a pair of black trousers. That was weird. Is this person just a student from another middle school or high school who was coincidentally passing by?

"Thank you," that boy bowed a little.

Kise shook her head. "Aah, nope! I should have apologized, I've bumped onto you!"

That boy smiled a bit. A bit. But his smile and his semi-soft expression made Kise blush.

"Teikou, too?" Kise questioned subconsciously.

The boy tilted his head a bit. Though Kise's question was only a two-word question, he understood a bit. A bit, okay? "Yes. Class 1-2. "

"Hee? Hmm... I hope we can be in the same class!"

The boy didn't understand, but he nodded.

"Ah..." The boy looked at his watch. "The opening ceremony will be start in a few minutes. I'll be going first, is that okay?"

"No, wait! I don't know your name!" Kise spoke quickly.

Kise knew she was obviously eager. But, she didn't give a damn. She knew his class, but she really wanted to know his name.

"It's Kuroko Tetsuya."

"My name is Kise, Kise Ryoko. Nice to meet you, Kurokocchi!"

Kuroko raised his eyebrow at the nickname Kise gave him. But he didn't think it over any longer. "Okay. See you in class, Kise-san."

Now it was Kise's time to raise her eyebrow. But she still replied him with "See you too, Kurokocchiii!"

And then, she realized. She was supposed to go to the opening ceremony too! Immediately, she ran to the school building and made sure she didn't bump into anyone again.

"Oi, Suzuki! We're in the same class again!" A girl with blue curly bob hair "tch"-ed when she saw the list of the new students in the information board. There was written"1-2" next to the names of Aomine Daika and Momoi Suzuki.

"That's a relief Da—Aomine-chaan~" Momoi said to his childhood friend. The pink haired boy took a look at the entire list. "It seems that we're also in the same class with Murasakibara-chan, Midorima-chan and Akashi-chan again."

"In the same class with Akashi too?!" The tanned skin girl was shocked. "It can't be! If we're in the same class with her again, we will—"

"You will what, Daika?" Suddenly, a voice came up behind them. It was Akashi Seishina, a red haired girl with a pair of heterochromatic eyes and a creepy smile.

"I-it's nothing, Akashi!" Daika shrieked.

"Hmm…" Still smiling, Akashi took a look at the list. Unaware of the reason why, the students around her who were beforehand impatiently looking at the information board to see their class suddenly opened a space for her, and some even ran away. "It really seems that we're in the same class with Atsumi and Shinako, eh?"

"And the homeroom teacher is—"

Girls and even boys whispered in the alleyway between classes.

"This year's class 1-2 is really something, isn't it."

"Isn't it a sin to put them in the same class?"

"Aaah! I wish I was in the same class as them!"

Those whispers referred to the students in the class 1-2 whose hair colours were like rainbows. Starting from Midorima Shinako, the girl with green hair whose hair tied into a ponytail. She dressed formally and wore a pair of glasses and bandages were wrapped around her fingers. In her lap, there was a stuffed frog of a size not larger than her fist. Hmm… but her face was still really pretty. Her eyelashes were longer in a good way. And don't you dare to question her intelligence—she was ranked as number two among all the new students who enrolled into Teikou.

"Mido-chin, what was that?"

A girl with shoulder-length purple hair approached Midorima. Her name was Murasakibara Atsumi. Though she was pretty, slim and tall—her height was even bigger than the average height of male students in her class—in her mouth there were always snacks due to her enviable metabolism.

"This is my lucky charm for today. This morning, Oha-Asa said that Gemini, Cancer, Sagittarius and Virgo will meet new great people who will make a change in their lives. Oh, Murasakibara, your lucky item today is yaddayaddayaddayadda…"

Murasakibara walked off without any intention to hear the entire story. She swears that Midorima won't stop talking, even with the bell ringing. Midorima was hardly prone to stop if it was about the zodiac, especially when somebody asked her about it.

"Ouch!" Kise yelped when a pencil case was thrown right into the back of her head.

"Sorry! You alright?" Aomine approached her, about to take back her pencil case. "Aah! I know you, aren't you the model in the magazine?" She asked.

"What the hell?" Kise frowned, throwing back Aomine's pencil case to the tanned girl.

"I was just playing around. Was bored as hell, where's the freaking teacher?! Instead of wasting my time here, I'd like that time skipped straight to the club practice!"

Momoi approached them. "Hee~y, Da—Aomine-chan, just because you really want to play basketball that badly, doesn't mean that you have to play around like that. What are you, a grade school kid?"

"The one who can decide for me what to do is me only!"

Kise stared at Momoi. Though he had pink hair, Momoi was good-looking and he seemed to have an athletic body. His weight was around 180 centimeters, just five centimeters above Kise's.

"I'm so sorry Aomine-chan was so childish. Hey, your name is Kise, isn't it? I'm Momoi Suzuki, nice to meet you!"

Kise's eyes sparkled. She was glad that there was someone who greeted her, because it seemed none of her middle school friends entered Teikou. "Nice to meet you too, Momoi-kun!"

"Ehe! In this class, aside from Aomine-chan, there are three other girls who were also my middle school friends and classmates in the third year. Let's go, I'll introduce you to them!"

Kise Ryouda looked beautiful with her long blond hair, while Aomine Daika, though she was tomboyish, with her exotic tanned skin was enviable enough for the ganguro-wannabe girls who spent their time to tan their skin, only to make it back to its original colour in days. And Momoi was good-looking enough to make girls drool around him.

Meanwhile, Akashi Seishina was observing them, amused. Though this red-haired girl sometimes could look really creepy, she actually has a beautiful face. Supposedly, she was a successor of Akashi Group which invented many Japanese Traditional games in many forms and she always defeated the members of Shogi club in her three years in middle school like they were nothing in every single match, even though she wasn't a member. That was enough to make everyone stop wondering why she was ranked first above Midorima—matter-of-fact, she had been defeating Midorima since the first time they played shogi together. And creepily, it seemed that she was in the middle of observing the empty teacher's desk with an eerie smirk.

Kise sighed after she greeted all of Momoi's middle school friends. She didn't find a student named Kuroko Tetsuya that she met in the Teikou's gate this morning. Wasn't Kuroko really a student of Teikou?

Aomine stretched her body. "Ah, we're done with this! If our homeroom teacher doesn't intend to come, it's better we go to the cafetaria and then to the basketball court!"

"Aomine-chan! You shouldn't!" Momoi scolded.

But, Aomine didn't give a damn. She casually walked away, until…

"No, you can't. Class will be starting soon."

Suddenly, a boy with icy blue hair appeared out of nowhere, right before her. And as though his voice was unnecessarily toneless and calm, he still made Aomine cry in shock, caught the attention of the entire class.

"EEEEK!" Aomine backed away. "Who are you?! And how did you appear all of a sudden!?"

"Aah… I'm your teacher. Homeroom teacher of 1-2."

Aomine didn't really believe him. Though the boy in front of her said he was her teacher, he still lacked in appearance. That bo—man still looked as if he was still in high school, or at least a middle school student. He has a cute, sweet face with lack of expression. And his height didn't seem to even reach 170 centimeters. He was shorter than Aomine who was 176.

"O-oh, Sensei. Oh, wait, why did you just arrive now?"

"I've been sitting in the teacher's desk since the first bell rang."

"You couldn't be!" Aomine cried. She was sure nobody was around the teacher's desk. And she was sure she was in the classroom even before the first bell rang.

But, still, everyone went back to their own seats. Even Kise who was still stuck in disbelief.

"You can't be… what he meant was…"

The icy blue man stood before his desk, facing his students calmly.

"Greetings. My name is Kuroko Tetsuya, and starting now I'll be your homeroom teacher until the end of the school year. Please treat me well."

…that Kurokocchi was a teacher?!

asdfghjklpopxhcnei I'm sorry for everything

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