Peach and Daisy were having lunch out one day. They were talking about Bowser's recent kidnappings. "How come you don't seem to worry about him anymore?" Daisy asked. Peach shrugged and sipped her pink lemonade. "Well, I know Mario will save me eventually. It happens in every single game." Daisy gasped and dropped her fork with a clatter. Peach looked around. "What?" she asked. Daisy pointed at her shakily. "Y-you br-broke the-"she screamed loudly, attracting the attention of everyone in the restaurant.

Daisy ran screaming out of the restaurant, across the street, all the way to her house. She threw open the back door, still screaming. The panicking Princess climbed into the attic, threw open an empty toy-box and climbed down a hidden ladder into a small room. She pressed a sequence of numbers on a keypad, and a solid door swung open. Daisy ran in, still screaming, as the door slid shut. Inside was a teddy bear and a sign on the door that said "Panic Room."

Daisy hugged the teddy bear and rolled into a ball, sucking her thumb. Outside, back at the restaurant, Peach disappeared. She reappeared in a white chamber, with a giant banana sitting on a throne. "You have betrayed the Fiction Code. You must pay." The banana said in a deep voice. Peach threw herself at the banana's…er…feet, I guess. "Please High Banana Lord, it slipped out! I-"Peach stammered. "Silence!" said the banana. "By breaking the fourth wall you have put the entire Fiction World in Danger. You must now DIE!" said the banana.

Peach fell through a trap door underneath her and landed into a room full of buckets, t-shirts, and paint. A hippie stood in the corner. "Peace, man. I'm gonna teach you how to dye." He said. Peach fell to her knees and yelled" NOOOOOO!"

Meanwhile, Daisy bowed her head and whimpered. "It is done."