I was watching the Voice the other day and had this idea... It's kind of out there and I didn't do any of the judges justice but I hope it's a little bit amusing :)

Disclaimer: I do not own The Voice, Christina Aguilera, Blake Shelton, Adam Levine or anyone from Glee.

Kurt had been excited when he was asked to be a judge on The Voice. He would get to meet a lot of new talent and work with people he had admired for a long time, people whose songs he had sung in high school.

What had been disappointing, however, was that he couldn't do it in New York, he had to move to L.A. while they filmed meaning he only got to see Blaine through Skype dates or if he flew across the country.

At this point of the blind auditions there had been a lot of people through and this was the last round of people before the teams started battling. He also hadn't seen Blaine in three months due to having to come out earlier than the filming to make sure everything was set up legally and that he had a place to live.

He missed his husband immensely but he would be able to see him soon. At least that's what he told himself when he was feeling especially lonely.

"Okay, this is the last audition then you can all go home and get some sleep." A producer told the four judges who were all exhausted from the process, no matter how much they loved doing this.

Kurt leaned his head back on his chair and smiled at the other judges who all had let out relieved sighs too.

He really hoped this last one was good, otherwise he would feel like it was wasted time that he could have been using to talk to Blaine, even if it was through a computer screen or over the phone.

There was silence for a few minutes and Kurt was starting to wonder what was happening. Then the music started. Or rather, the voices.

"Dumdumdum-." Kurt hit his button as soon as the first syllable left the performers' mouths.

He raised his hands to his mouth in shock when he saw the group of people on the stage.

"Oh my god." He whispered. Standing at the front of the group of blazer clad men was his husband with a giant grin on his face. Blaine winked at Kurt as he started singing.

"Before you met me..."

Kurt couldn't believe it, there was a small group of the Warblers on stage with Blaine, each performer wearing their old Dalton blazers over their normal clothes.

He wanted to look to the other judges to see if they had known about this but Kurt couldn't pull his eyes away from Blaine's. He managed a glance to either side however and the others looked like they thought these guys were just the last audition, they were evidently impressed since all of them had turned around.

The song came to an end and Kurt had to stop himself from leaping out of his chair and running up on the stage, instead he decided to have a bit of fun with this.

"What's your name, well names?" Kurt asked once the cheering had died down. He saw a spark of understanding in Blaine's eye as he smiled before motioning behind him.

Each of the Warblers introduced themselves.

"I'm Blaine." He said when it finally came back to Kurt's husband.

"You all are very charming, dapper even." Kurt said with a mischievous smile

"That's what my husband tells me." Blaine said with a smile. The Warblers snickered behind their front man.

Kurt turned to his fellow judges.

"What did you think, Blake?" He asked the country singer.

"Wow. Just wow. How long have you been performing together?"

"We were a show choir in high school but we're missing a few of our members now." Blaine explained glancing at Kurt quickly.

"You are a very talented group, I'd love to hear more of the other performers having solos too."

Kurt had to hide his laugh by a cough which wasn't much better. He felt the eyes of the other judges on him so he smiled at them, noticing a thoughtful look in Christina's eyes.

"Adam?" Blake asked.

"An all boys show choir singing Katy Perry. Not what I expected at all. It's very fresh and original and I can definitely help you bring that out more, try all sorts of genres with your a Capella quality."

"Thank you, sir." Blaine said.

"Christina?"

"You are amazing and so in sync and I'm sure the girls would all go crazy for you."

"They try to anyway, I'm sure these guys are more appreciative of it." Blaine says with a smile.

The judges laughed, Kurt couldn't help but shake his head and Christina noticed.

"What's your last name, Blaine? We got everyone else's just not yours." She asked. Kurt turned to her with a smile.

Blaine laughed.

"I like to be a man of mystery."

"You're not getting out of the question, Mister." She insisted.

"It's Anderson-Hummel." Blaine finally said with a laugh.

"Mine too! What a coincidence." Kurt said, eliciting laughter from the audience. "For the record, you took those girls' numbers in high school."

"They went to all that effort to write them down."

"Wait, this is Blaine?" Adam asked. "You're right, Kurt, he is dreamy."

Kurt balled up a paper napkin he had and threw it at the tattooed man who just laughed.

"He was dreamier in high school. More mysterious, too." Kurt replied.

"You were pretty mysterious, what with your spying attempt and all." Blaine said. David stepped forward from behind Blaine.

"It was endearing, he had a make shift uniform and everything." He said causing Kurt to bury his face in his hands.

"I lived with you guys for a few months, I know things you don't want said on national TV." Kurt said.

"I'm so excited! We finally get to talk to the hubby!" Christina said, clapping her hands a little.

"Believe me, it's not that great." Kurt quipped. Blaine stuck his tongue out at him. "If you're going to give me that sass I'm turning my chair back around."

"Are you actually contestants? Or just here to help us embarrass Kurt?" Blake asked. "Because there are some things we have been dying to ask."

"Oh, god. Please don't." Kurt said. "I might cry."

"Please, please, please be contestants. We could have so much fun embarrassing your husband, I can help you with that!" Adam said, everyone laughed. "I'm serious, I really want you on my team."

"We are contestants actually." Blaine answered. "And I don't think it would be fair on me to embarrass Kurt because I'm the one who goes home to him every night."

"Oh, so just the fact that they're embarrassing your beloved husband isn't enough for you to stop them?" Kurt asked. Blaine winked.

"You know I love making you blush, Babe."

Kurt rolled his eyes but smiled back.

"Hurry up and make your minds up. Unfortunately, even though I turned around on the first dum, I think I'm out of the running for this one." Kurt said.

"If you choose me, you can see Kurt whenever you want during the day." Blake said quickly. The Warblers all shook their heads.

"Oh god."

"Please! No!"

"Think of the children!"

Complaints came flying out of the men in blazers.

"You are children." Kurt said.

"I can get you better outfits." Christina suggested.

"Please choose Christina. Those blazers are even worse on grown men."

"You love the blazer." Blaine said with a wink causing Kurt to blush and shake his head.

"I don' think I can charm you guys with my amazing way with words, there is far too much charm in this room already so I'll go simple. Pick me! Pick me!" Adam said, standing up with his arms raised in the air at the end.

"Can we have moment to discuss?" Blaine asked. The judges nodded.

"I'm surprised Wes didn't bring his gavel." Kurt said.

"He did but we confiscated it." Nick said into the mic. The grouped huddled in a circle, arms around each others' shoulders. There were a few moments of silence.

"You boys take your time, we can wait!" Christina called out, looking straight at the men's asses. Kurt laughed.

"I second that."

Blaine wiggled his ass a little causing everyone to laugh. They turned back around after another moment.

"After much deliberation, we have decided to choose..." Blaine paused for dramatic effect. "Adam."

The man jumped up and fist pumped. Before running up to the stage and running along the group high fiving everyone.

"Don't worry, Kurt, I'll look after your boys."

"Don't forget to walk them, they make a mess otherwise." Kurt replied drily. Carson came out from behind the scenes and walked up next to Blaine.

"As entertaining as this is we need to wrap up. Next week the contestants will be working with their mentors and we will have the first battle. See you next time!" He smiled for the cameras before turning to Kurt.

"Still at your chair, Kurt?"

Kurt leapt out of his chair and ran up onto the stage, practically tackling Blaine with his hug.

The audience and Christina aww'd but Kurt ignored them and focussed on holding his husband tight.

"I missed you so much." He said. Blaine squeezed him tighter.

"I missed you too. Let's not do this again."

"The distance? Or the national flirting?" Kurt asked, pulling back a little so he could look into the eyes he loved so much. Blaine laughed.

"The distance, I think the national flirting should stay."

"Me, too." Kurt said, gentling brushing their noses together before kissing Blaine softly.

"Keep it PG!"

"Not again!"

"Who let them within five metres of each other?"

"Think of the children!"

The Warblers threw out comments behind them. Blaine held his hand out behind him in a rude gesture, still kissing Kurt.

"This is going to be interesting." Blake said to no one in particular.

"Maybe you and Kurt can have a competition to see who talks about their other half the most." Adam said with a cheeky grin.

"If they ever resurface." Christina piped up.

"Not likely." Nick said, dodging Kurt's arm that vaguely waved in his direction.