9/21/12

A/N: Anyone excited for the new season coming up this Wednesday? I am^^. Anyway I randomly found this in my flash drive, so I decided so fix it up and upload it here. Enjoy!~

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.

Defensive.

"Stop it."

"Hm?"

"Clyde, this is the fifth time this week already."

Clyde glanced up raising an eyebrow at the other.

"What are you talking about, Craig?"

Craig sighed, rolling his eyes, glancing at the brunette in front of him as they sat at the kitchen table, at Clyde's house.

"I'm talking about you," He gesture the other by pointing at him.

"and that." He finished by pointing at his plate.

Clyde glanced down at his plate then looked at the raven then crossed his arms pouting childishly asking, "What's wrong with me and my food?"

Craig blankly answered, "It's gross. And it's also going to make you sick."

"…You're just saying that." Clyde says swallowing the bits of what he was eating.

Craig frowned, "Tacos can get you sick Clyde. Especially if they're from Taco Bell."

"No they don't."

"Yeah they do."

"I've been eating Tacos from there bunch of times, and I haven't gotten sick!" Clyde argued, frowning.

Craig scowled slamming his palm against the table, "Maybe instead of actually eating it, you're just stuffing it all in your face and gaining weight!"

Clyde gritted his teeth, clenching his fists. "Take that back…"

"I'm not taking it back. I'm leaving what I said Clyde. It's the truth." Craig said crossing his arms and stood up, walking up to the brunette.

"…Take it back." Clyde mumbled, his voice starting to crack.

Craig answered stubbornly but jokingly finding the brunette's reaction amusing, "Nope."

"Damn it Craig, it's like you're calling me f-Mmf!?" Clyde didn't finish as Craig silenced him with a kiss.

Clyde's eyes shot open but he let them slid shut and kissed back.

Craig smirked against the kiss then parted looking at the brunette amused.

Clyde looked away once Craig lifted his chin.

Seeing the other avoiding eye contact, Craig leaned down so their foreheads touched making the brunette look at him.

Staring at the shorter teen's eyes, the raven softened his gaze seeing tears welling up.

"I'm not calling you fat, Cly." He spoked as he gently wiped the brunette's tears.

"You always do this…" Clyde said pouting after his tears stopped looking up at Craig.

"I know."

Clyde frowned then whined, "Why?"

"Because its fun."

"How is it fun?"

"It's fun how my boyfriend gets all defensive over Tacos, Taco Bell, and getting fat." Craig answered shrugging.

"That isn't fun! And I'm not defensive!"

"Lighten up, Cly. It's true." Craig responded pecking his brunette on the temple then pulled away and grabbed his plate throwing it in the trash ignoring Clyde's protests.

"But I didn't get to finish!"

"Don't care babe. Let's go watch Red Racer."

A/N: Sorry if it's short^^'. Review c: