Rhyme and Relative Satisfaction in Pace


There's a man of bowtie in lore

Whose timeline is never in order,

The oncoming storm,

And might I inform,

Bananas he does sincerely adore.

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With that box he zooms and flies

Through stars and galaxies and skies.

Its inside astounds,

On arrival, it sounds

Like great, big elephant sighs.

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His manner can be quite imperious,

Especially when he's being serious.

He will announce

When you do mispronounce

Raxacoricofallapatorius.

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In terms of wardrobe, his takes some bravery,

Specifically, when involving decorative celery.

A question mark vest

Or a rainbow coat is best

When describing the Doctor's unique choices of finery.

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But, fear not, he's not crazy.

Well, that might be more of a maybe.

Though he'd hardly object,

He might be upset

If you do not accept a jelly baby.

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Wandering solo isn't his style.

He'd like a hand to hold for every mile,

Plucky companions

Whose fresh reactions

Do make traveling worthwhile.

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It's been said the Doctor shows a better way to live,

Not through advice, but that he'll surely give.

Remember to think.

Don't even blink.

Although, running isn't a bad alternative.

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Even so, being near him isn't easy.

Behind most wonders lurks an enemy,

Daleks of every shade

Or Judoon on a raid,

But he'll take your hand and shout, "Allons-y!"

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You see, the Doctor's experienced with things like this.

With those brainy specs, he's not prone to miss

A perception filter,

Something else off-kilter.

With his sonic screwdriver, he'll gladly assist.

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After thwarting the villain with his smarts,

In his big, blue box, he always departs.

After nine hundred years

And the joy, grief, and tears,

He's still a child at hearts.

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For at the end of the day,

Or the beginning, hard to say,

The Doctor likes fun

And especially to run.

Back to the TARDIS, maybe this time, Norway?