Chapter 3:

Class, class, and what is that?

Chill awoke to her alarm going off at seven AM like usual. She sat up groggily and passed off last nights experience as a dream. She then showered, dressed and headed off to the mess hall for breakfast. When she entered the room, she instantly looked for her friends, seeing them at their usual table by the window, she approached.

"morning chill." pop fizz said looking like he might pass out and face plant into his eggs before looking at her puzzled. "what Is that?"

"what is what?" chill replied.

"yeah nice necklace." shroomboom said pointing at her.

"ahhh!" chill yelled pulling it off and chucking it out the window.

"uhhh, ok." pop fizz said looking kinda scared.

After an awkwardly silent breakfast the three headed to their training. First they had battle training with chop chop. who was a skeleton with arkyan armor and had the tendency to get his leg stolen unexpectedly by one of his students. Battle training was taught in a large room deep into the mountain where the roots of a gigantic redwood tree were. A weapons rack lay on the left side of the room full of shields and whatnot. Now normally chop chop would have them fight in pairs but he was in an especially bad mood today, because he was still missing his left leg and had to use a crutch to walk. And instead made them write essays on proper battle stances looming over their shoulders and making corrections. When he approached chill and her friends he glanced at chill and muttered "what is that?"

"what my writing isn't horrible!" chill replied.

"That thing around your neck is new, and is embedded with powerful offensive magic" chop chop said pointing at her neck.

Chill glanced down to see the necklace around her neck again and a small noise escaped her lips. She waited till after class and walked out of the room, took off the necklace, threw it on the ground and began stomping on it while yelling. "I,hate,this necklace!"

"she's gone crazy, hasn't she" shroomboom whispered to pop fizz.

"yes, yes she has." pop fizz replied.

By after lunch they had joined up with the other skylander trainees for enemy identification. Todays subject: an army of chompies. Terrafin took great pleasure in releasing them all at once and telling them to deal with them without hurting any. Do you know how hard it is to deal with chompies without attacking them? You have no idea what it's like. They all left with bite marks and bruises covering their bodies and bad attitudes.

Things only got worse in skylander history when stealth elf told them they would be taking a week long expedition to an elven village named Tidalspear bay to look at remnants of skylander activity in the past. After much groaning and complaining they had to leave and pack for their trip. Strangely this event led to something strange, you see the real reason stealth elf had told them to pack up and go with her to Tidalspear bay was because of a strange military activity going on in the area, she offered to go investigate, and decided that her students could do with some in the field training. So she had lied (in a way) and was bringing her troublesome students with her.

Chill slowly packed her belongings into her bag. Sighing she reached for her extra armor and clothes, and began packing them messily into her got bad when she tried shoving her shield in and got angry in the process and grasped her hair in frustration.

As she tried again, Flameslinger walked past with his bow strapped to his back and suddenly stuck his head in the room and asked. "expedition?"

"of course! what does it look like you blithering idiot!" chill yelled at him before giving up and throwing her shield onto the bed planning to carry it.

"to me it looks like nothing." he replied.

"oh sorry, I forgot." chill said sarcastically while rolling her eyes.

"I remember my first expedition..." Flameslinger began.

"here we go again!" chill whined.

" you do realize that the best way to learn how to handle something is to have someone tell you what to do." Flameslinger replied walking in.

"Yes, yes I do." she said sitting on the bed and looking at the roof.

"I'll make it short since you seem so 'eager' to listen." he replied picking up her bag. "what are you planning on packing anyway?"

"my weapons, armor, shield and extra clothes, and possibly, if I can fit it, some food." chill replied.

"ok" Flameslinger muttered before turning to her and saying "Anyway, on my first expedition in short, I was dragged from my home and thrown in a river by some thugs."

Chill couldn't sustain a snort of laughter. "thrown in a river, seriously?"

"yes."he said walking over to her dresser and picking up her helmet before walking back to her bag.

"anyways I better get back to packing." Chill said, trying to get rid of him.

"no need for that." he said throwing her the bag. Chill glanced inside and noticed that everything was neatly folded and her armor and shield were neatly packed inside with room to spare. She glanced up at him and he nodded and exited the room.

"are we there yet?!" pop fizz asked as the foursome trekked through a forest filled with the sounds of humming bees and creaks and croaks of frogs in a nearby stream surrounding them.

"Pop fizz, we just left, it's another two day hike from here." stealth elf replied from the front of the line. She was carting a heavy pack that was filled with various camping tools and supplies.

"This is boring, why couldn't we have just flown in Flynn's balloon?" Chill asked.

"because Flynn's arrogant and we don't want to bother him." stealth elf answered.

"why not?" pop fizz asked.

"because I said so, and of you argue anymore you can hang upside down from a tree till we get back, good luck fighting off thugs and other enemies." she replied with complete and utter boredom.

"an this is why I hate her." Chill whispered to shroomboom.

"Oh c'mon Chill just relax, enjoy the whole trip, it's beautiful out in the woods." shroomboom said.

"life skylander." Chill retorted.

"hey I don't have a drop of life elemental blood in me." shroomboom stated.

"oh yes I see. Shroomboom the almighty tech mushroom!" Chill yelled aloud .

"oh shuddup!"

"no you shuddup!"

"no you!"

"You!"

"you!"

"anyway, what do you suppose tidalspear bay will be like?" chill asked shroomboom.

"I don't know... Maybe a small fishing village." shroomboom answered.

"i don't know about that, I kinda imagined it to be a large city on the water. I really love when we visit the sea on these expeditions." chill answered.

"water skylander." shroomboom said imitating her.

"oh don't you start now!"

"psssh whatever." he replied bunting into her and pushing her off the path.

"hey!" chill yelled running and pushing him into a tree.

"Guys shut up, I hear something ahead." stealth elf said suddenly dropping from an overhead branch.

"ahhhh what the, Mmmnmnnmn." shroomboom yelled before Chill slapped her hand over his mouth. Because she could hear a grunting now from ahead.

"Quick climb a tree!" stealth elf ordered. While her two students nodded. When they had reached safety they saw what had made the noise... A gigantic forest troll.

"that thing's ugly right pop fizz... Pop fizz!" shroomboom said before looking beside him. " oh my god where's pop fizz!"

"There!" chill yelled.

Pop fizz had wondered off to use the bathroom and was walking down the path right towards the forest troll singing "...and nothing can ruin my day!"

" he doesn't know about the troll!" said Chill grasping a vine and swinging down onto the ground.

"What the!" came a yell from the path as Chill dashed through the thick brambles. And burst into the path to see the troll lumbering towards pop fizz grunting something like "grand gruthin grunna gruin grrrry gray!" with the obvious forest troll accent of saying everything with a G at the beginning. It was stomping towards a scared looking pop fizz who was rooted to the spot. Although she probably wouldn't know why she did it ever, this story would be boring if she didn't Chill leaped at pop fizz and knocked him into the bushes as the forest troll lumbered closer and her eyes widened and she could only say one thing:

"why did I do that?"

Sorry for the wait, and for any who aredisappointed with this chapter WILL be happy with The Roasting, which is the funniest and longest chapter up to date, this chapter is sort of filler, you know setting the plot for later chapters. Tidalspear bay arc will be AWSOME, oh and The Roasting may be two parts if possible or needed.

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For any who are disappointed, well just wait and see (I personally dislike this chapter, what do you guys think?)