A/N: Text conversations between Soul Eater Characters. Probably out of character, but it's just a bit of fun, so get over it. Mostly taken from Smartpowned and personal experience. There will be pairings. In this chapter we have, SoulxKid, SoulxBlack Star, Black StarxTsubaki and SoulxMaka.

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We can walk, or get a lift. What do you think? –Soul.

I'll ask if we can get a life. –Maka

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Adding, "In bed," after everything makes it sound so dirty ;) –Soul

Breakfast in bed. –Kid

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I stand corrected. –Soul

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I need a new slut. –Soul

What's wrong with your old one? –Kid

It's worn out and has holes in it. –Soul

:'( A few cuts and scratches and suddenly I'm no good. –Kid

Wait. No, I meant suit. I need a new suit. I couldn't replace you. –Soul

Damn straight. –Kid.

Hardly. –Soul

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I 3 Barnum :) – Soul

WHO IS THIS BARNUM? I WANT TO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES! YOU ARE MINE SOUL! I WILL DESTORY THIS BARNUM AND THEY WILL NEVER FIND HIS BODY! –Black Star

I meant Bar Men* - Soul

Batty men* -Soul

What? Are you calling me batty now? –Black Star

Oh my God….I love Bruce Wayne –Soul

WHAT? –Black Star

As in B*A*T*M*A*N* -Soul

Who? –Black Star

Nevermind. –Soul

I will DESTORY this Batman :( -Black Star

Good Lord. –Soul

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Hey, are you awake? –Maka

I'll take that as a no. –Maka

Well, I'm bored. Wake up. –Maka

WAKE UP! –Maka

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! –Maka

I'm coming to get you, and we are getting a Chinese. I'll pay. –Maka

Free food. I'm awake. –Soul

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So how's that mission of yours going? –Liz

Not so good. Just fucked Black Star in the wardrobe. –Tsubaki

Woah girl! Do not want to know about your sex life! –Liz

I meant found. I found Black Star locked in a wardrobe. –Tsubaki

Oh right- is he okay? –Liz

I think so. He's yelling at me for ruining his master escape plan. –Tsubaki

Yeah, he's ok. - Liz

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OMG! Patty just ran into me in the hall and spilled my boobs all over! –Liz

LOL! –Maka

Wow! Thanks! You're such a good friend -_- -Liz

XD Check your first text –Maka

OMFG***BOOKS**** -Liz

Rofl –Maka

A/N: Well, I hoped you liked this! Will update as often as possible. R&R!