Love this movie, thought I'd make it a bit funnier ;D

Hunchback of Notre Dame Parody.

Chapter 1: The BellsBellsBellsBellsBells of Notre Dame.

Clopin: Morning in Paris the city awakes to the bells of Notre Dame. The fisherman fishes and the bakerman fishes also, to the bells of Notre Dame.

From the big bells as loud as very large bells, to the little bells soft as bells that were smaller than large bells.

And some say they would really like for Quasimodo to stop ringing the bells at six in the morning on a Saturday when they're trying to sleep in. The Bells of Notre Dame.

Clopin is currently inside a small colored booth, in the middle of a Paris street, surrounded by children with very trusting parents. Who lets their child wander the streets of Paris and watch puppet shows given by creepy vagabonds?

Clopin: But listen, they are loud, no? So many colors of bells, so many changing bells. But let me give you a puppet show to tell you of the scary monster who rings them. You will never want to go to church again. I have candy in here, children. Come get some.

Dark was the night when our tale was begun on the docks near Notre Dame

Gypsy Man: Shut up your kid lady.

Gypsy lady: I don't have his binky!

But a trap had been laid for the gypsies, and they gazed up in fear and also another emotion but it was very hard to tell since 'dark was the night.'

At a figure whose clutches were ironasmuchas the BELLS (of Notre Dame, of course. Those bells.)

Frollo: That object, what is it?

Gypsy: *Suspiciously silent.*

Frollo: Are you smuggling drugs into my city? Take them from her!

She ran. She is now charged with possession as well as with resisting arrest.

Frollo chases her and accidentally runs into a low-hanging shop sign. He would later blame his horse for this.

Gypsy: Let me into your cathedral!

Frollo grabs for the drug-baby.

Gypsy: Don't taze me, bro.

Frollo: *hits gypsy with baby bundle*

Gypsy: *ded* How violent for a Disney film. It gets worse!

Frollo: Hmm let's take a 'look' at these drugs…. GASP! What is this baby? It's a monster! Yet I cannot look away…

He spots a well.

Frollo: Well, well, well, what do we have here? *suspends baby over abyss and laughs at the lame joke he made*

Clopin: STOOOOPPP. Cried the archdeacon very loudly indeed, almost making Frollo drop the baby.

Frollo: This baby fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. No one should have to look at this.

Archdeacon: See here the innocent blood you have spilt on the steps of Notre Dame with the Bells.

Frollo: I am guiltless, she deserves it for making this ugly baby.

Archdeacon: Now you would add this child's blood-

Frollo: -but this well looks hungry.

Archdeacon: You've just killed someone and all you can think about is feeding wells? Wells don't even require nourishment! You can lie to yourself and your minions.

Frollo: Where are my minions?

Archdeacon: You can claim that you haven't a qualm-

Frollo: I just don't give a qualm!

Archdeacon: You must put that hunch somewhere.

Frollo: This hunch belongs with your bells.

Archdeacon: What.

Frollo: Just so he's kept locked away where no one else can see. Clopin's pedo-van perhaps-

Archdeacon: -bell tower-

Frollo: -bell tower perhaps, and who knows? Our Lord works in mysterious ways. Maybe this ugly hunch will prove one day to be…..useful to the evil plans which I will undoubtedly have in the future.

Clopin: And Frollo gave the child a cruel name…a name that translates directly from classical Latin to, "Oh-God-This-Baby-Is-So-Ugly-And-Hunched-I-Think-He-Deserves-An-Equally-Ugly-Name-Which-Is-At-The-Same-Time-Ironic-and-Hilarious," Quasimodo…

Now…here is a riddle to guess if you can sing the bells of Notre Dame…who is the monster and who is the hunch? Sing the Bells Bells Bells Bells Bells Bells Bells Bells of Notre Dame!

-Cut to pigeons-