look look its me! im back again! im back with a chapter for you to make up for life keeping me away!

Haruhi's POV.

Mental was not quite the word, I don't think. Not quite. Insane. Tamaki's regressed, the Twins are alternating between the silent treatment and yelling at us and Kyoya...won't stop taking photos of us. Says it's going to be a new attraction: homoerotica without the incest. Honey has just been walking around with Usa and cake looking smug for some reason, like he knows something I don't, which is worrying.

Takashi's been teaching me more advanced kendo since I finished the 'how-to' book, and I've moved on to learning flower arranging, mostly to appease the family he wants me to meet soon. Can't look like a fool in front of them...they're important.

I snuggled against Takashi's side, smiling as his arm wound round me and played with the hairs on the back of my neck.

"You're so beautiful." he murmured softy. I smiled and snuggled deeper, murmuring back.

"Stupid rich people..."

His body shook in silent laughter, his arm tightening round me briefly. I love you.

Suddenly, the peace was shattered as the door of the host club crashed open, a tall boy falling through. His mop of black hair was closely followed by a much shorter blonde boy with glasses. I sat up straighter. Chika.

Then I was alone on the sofa as Takashi strode to the first boy, picking him up of the floor by the scruff of his neck so his feet dangled off the floor. Then he just stared at the smaller boy who was pointing at…oh. Me.

"Is that her?" he asked excitedly. I blinked. Her who? Then the boy was out of Takashi's grip and his face was much much MUCH too close to mine. I leant back, craning my neck to look pas thim and send wide eyes to Takashi. Help me!

"Satoshi. You're being rude." Came Huni's sweet voice from beside me, causing me to jump out of my skin. When had he gotten there?

"Yes Satoshi. Back away from the poor boy." Came the more serious voice of Chika, and then the boy, whom I assume is Satoshi, was being dragged a little further back by Chika's firm grip.

"Chiiikaaaa." He whined. "Haruhi's a GIRL, you know that!"

"Not in school he's not you dumb fool. You're going to blow his cover now stop talking" Chika said coolly before hitting Satoshi on the head. I blinked again, looking up at Takashi. Uummm…

His shoulders were tense. This makes me uncomfortable.

His fits were clenched. This makes me unhappy.

"Aren't you two supposed to be in school?" You're not meant to be here. I don't want you here.

Oh dear. I stood and slipped my hand into his, squeezing gently and leaning my head against his arm. Its ok. I'm here.

Satoshi was pointing at me again, yelling. "It is her-him I said him Chika!"

Then Takashi spoke through gritted teeth. "Satoshi. Brother. Aren't you meant to be in school?"