Short little humor drabble. Review if you enjoyed it :D

"Something's bothering you." Trina said across the table, smearing some cream across her forehead. I stopped chewing my sandwich and moved the wad of food into my cheek.

"What do you mean?" I asked through the mixture of bread and peanut butter.

"I can tell when something eating at you," She said, rolling her eyes and adding another layer of goop to her face. I honestly couldn't tell if Trina was being truly sympathetic or nosy. I shrugged and swallowed my chunk of sandwich. There really wasn't anything wrong but I didn't think Trina would ever be the right person to confide in anyway. She was like a megaphone. Whisper your problems to her and it ends up being broadcasted to half the school within an hour.

"There's really nothing wrong." I shrugged again, picking at my sandwich. Trina cocked an eyebrow, causing a large amount of sludge to slide off of her forehead and splat on the table. I scooted my plate away from the toxic waste and bit my lip, holding back laughter.

"There it is," Trina said with a satisfied smirk, "You're biting your lip. The ultimate sign of CONFLICT."

"Okay okay, yes, something's bothering me." I said crossly with a sarcastic edge, knowing I couldn't trust Trina as far as I could throw her. I figured she was definitely being nosy.

"Is it you and Jade?" She leaned in closer, knowing that I took the bait.

"Yeah kinda," I mumbled looking down dramatically at my hands. Trina looked a bit too happy to actually care about my problems.

"What's going on with you two lovers?" She batted her eyelashes sarcastically and made kissy faces.

"Well it's mostly Jade's obsession about being dominant in the bedroom," I mused, inwardly smirking at Trina's horrified expression, "I mean, she should give me a chance to be on top for once." Trina looked dumbfounded at my blunt confession. She didn't say anything so I figured she wanted me to stop.

"Then again, it could also be that she prefers sex in her bed instead of mine." I tapped my chin in thought. Trina slapped her hands over her ears and sat there with mouth agape.

"TORI!" She squealed, clamping her eyes shut in disgust.

"But Trina," I said with sad puppy eyes, "I thought you wanted to hear my problems."

"Not those problems!" She hissed, snatching up a towel and scraping the layer of grime off her face.

"Am I being too selfish in bed?" I said thoughtfully, "Maybe I should be more giving. Yep, I'm going to go give Jade a call and tell her to get her sexy butt over here."

"Then I'm leaving." Trina fumed, "I would rather skin myself alive then stick around for that!" She stormed upstairs and I could hear her rummaging around in her closet for a jacket. I took out my phone and pretended to type in Jade's number as Trina pulled on her shoes in the kitchen.

"Hey baby," I said to no one, "Bring that underwear I like. The house is empty tonight." Trina gagged in the kitchen, knotting up her shoes and rushing out the front door. Her car started up and pulled out of the drive way.

I'm glad Trina failed to remember that Jade is in Arizona visiting some family for the week. I spent a nice, quiet night with the house to myself, eating ice cream and actually talking with Jade on the phone for an hour.As I got ready for bed, I scribbled a quick note and taped it to the front door.

Trina,

I hope you learned your lesson about snooping in other people's business.

I am currently upstairs alone and probably asleep so please keep quiet when you come inside.

Warm Regards,

Tori

P.S. It can be way worse if you continue. Your choice.