What's up? Got kinda bored, so I decided to do this. I did this exact same thing with Luffy from One Piece! I hope you enjoy!

50 THINGS NATSU DRAGNEEL WOULD NEVER SAY/DO:

1. Say that he loves transportation (unless with Troia)

2. Say "I love you, Gray!"

3. Say "I love you, Gajeel!"

4. Or say I love you to any of the guys for that matter…

5. Stay completely silent by his own will for a day

6. Insult Igneel

7. Insult Fairy Tail

8. Talk back to Erza

9. Say "Ahh! Gray, help me!"

10. Proceed to hide behind Happy

11. Knock on Lucy's front door before coming in

12. Say "I'd rather eat metal than fire!"

13. Say "I give up on finding Igneel-

14. "-I'm gonna study interpretive dance instead!"

15. Visit Gray's house (wherever he lives -.-)

16. Play strip poker

17. Play Jenga without knocking it over

18. B**** slap Wendy and/or Romeo

19. Join Sabertooth

20. Join Raven Tail

21. Or any other guild

22. Give up on a job

23. Listen to classical music

24. Sit and do office work

25. March up to Makarov and demand that he be the next Master

26. Refuse to eat fire

27. Happily drive a car (that's Edo-Natsu's job)

28. Destroy Lucy's novel on purpose

29. Willingly dress up in a cat costume

30. Yell that dragons don't exist

31. Tell Wendy that she'll never find Grandine

32. Say "Lucy, you're completely useless. I shouldn't have brought you to the Guild."

33. Give himself up to the army

34. Tell Lisanna that she should've stayed dead

35. Write a journal

36. Ask Erza if he can use one of her swords

37. Applaud for one of Gajeel's performances

38. Shout "Everyone, quiet down! You're all too loud!"

39. Sulkily agree with Elfman when he tells him to become more manly

40. Politely ask Laxus for his headphones,

41. And wear them for a day

42. Sit and eat popcorn while Lucy falls from a high place with no chance of survival

43. Invite all the guys to skinny-dip with him

44. Visit Fairy Hills

45. Go to the library alone in his spare time

46. Personally invite Sting and Rogue for a tea party

47. Secretly try to hook himself up with Minerva

48. Ask Laxus to dance with him

49. Suggest that the team take a train to get home faster

50. Secretly add jalapeno sauce in Erza's strawberry cake