How to live with Cybertronians A guide for humans and Cybertronians By: Nikita Marie Nightingale Disclaimer:
Me: WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE MY LAST UPDATE!
Bumblebee: Why are you yelling!
Me:I BLEW UP THE MED-BAY!
Bumblebee: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!
Me: WHY DID I DO WHAT?
Bumblebee: WHY DID YOU BLOW UP THE MED-BAY!
Me:Why are you yelling I can here just fine!
Bumblebee: *faceplam* Just get out of here before Prowl and Ratchet find out!
Me: Oh right as per usual disclaimer ect...ect... I own nothing bye!
Bumblebee: God why can't the humans I know be normal!
Rule 67: Don't play with any of Ratchets broken medical equipment if your are unaware of why it's broken or how to fix it!
Me: I just wanted to help!
RATCHET: YOU BLEW UP HALF THE MED-BAY!1 Me: Really that's great!
Optimus: Little one who is that great!
Me:Well I could have blown up the WHOLE med-bay but I didn't! So isn't that a win!
Everyone else: *laughing to hard to comment*
Rule 68: No matter how much of the med-bay is still in tact it's not a good thing if you blow up the med-bay!
Me: ^_^' I didn't say it was a good thing I just meant it could have been worse!
Will:*laughing* Only you would have to have this rule Me: Shut up!
Rule 69: More things that shouldn't be said!
Miles: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep.
The other one wants to know if penguins have knees.
I needed to take more mental tests!
Will: some people need a high-five In the face... with a frying pan *all the frying pans vanished from the kitchen the next time Galloway visited*
Sam:I know the voices in my head aren't real... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Bumblebee decided that I wasn't allowed to be alone after that!
Leo: *during a meeting* Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy,
nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
Me: XD *Laughing to hard to comment*
Me:I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Hound:Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Barricade:When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Me: Just a side note! Were at Rule 69 *giggles*
Will: Oh grow up! Some people just don't grow up right Epps!
Epps: *Trying not to laugh*
Will: Fig?
Fig:*Trying not to laugh*
Will: Optimus? Ironhide?
Optimus and Ironhide:*Trying not to laugh*
Will: *THROWS UP HIS HANDS* REALLY!
Rule 70: Don't quote Assassins creed!
Me:I believe there was a book that claimed the world was created in seven days. Best-seller too!
Me,Will,Figg,Epps,Sam,Leo,Miles,Bumblebee,Wheeljack,Hound: Everything is permitted nothing is true!
Redalert: Just because you say it doesn't mean you can break the rules!
Sam: Shoot!
Will: Told you!
Me: This is the only reason were not allowed to quote this game!
Miles: Well it's not exactly an easy game to quote!
Leo: To true
Rule 71: Stop using Google translate to mess up songs!
Me: You paste your Favorite song lyrics! Translate them into another language and translate the translation back to English!
This is what happens to shake it out by Florence and the machine when your translate it to Japanese and back!
*I don't own the song or the translation and I don't take credit for discovering this trick*
Regret, collect as old friends Here I relive your darkest moment I can not see how anything can not be seen how All of the ghouls come to play with
And, all of the devil, wants his pound of flesh However, I want to keep a few things in themselves I want to keep the I drew my problem It's always dark before dawn
And, I I've been blind've been a fool I can not leave the past behind I can not see how anything can not be seen how I always, you have to drag around the horse
Our love, is such a plaintive sound grazing Tonight buried the horse on the ground but I am going to So I want to keep the drawn my problem However, it is always dark before dawn
Husband ooh, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Husband ooh, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it And, it's hard to devil and dance on your back So, oh wait a minute, shake off his
And I am done with my graceless heart So tonight I'm gonna cut out is it, please restart then I want to keep my problem 'cause drawn It's always dark before dawn
Husband ooh, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Husband ooh, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it And, it's hard to devil and dance on your back So, oh wait a minute, shake off his
And, it's hard to devil and dance on your back And is given half the chance, and I will take back any of it It's a fine romance, but it has left me so undone It's always dark before dawn
Wait a minute Oh, oh wait a minute ...
And, unless I have to, I if I can not and have been cursed, I'm cursed Cheers to drink So here in the end of my road of darkness And I it's ready to suffer I am ready to hope It is a shot in the dark for the purpose of right to my throat Cause looking for a "heaven, I found the devil in me Looking heaven, I found the devil in me Yeah, I'm gonna hell, well whether it is surrender to me
Husband ooh, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Husband ooh, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it And, it's hard to devil and dance on your back So, oh wait a minute, shake off his
Husband ooh, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Husband ooh, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it And, it's hard to devil and dance on your back So, oh wait a minute, shake off his Everyone: ^_^ She's lost it!
Me: XD *Laughing*
*everyone backs away slowly*
Rule 72: Don't send someone a text saying okay I hid the body now what!
Epps: It was just a prank!
Ratchet: It's not funny Nikita thought you were serious!
Will: Yeah and you conspired with Galloway!
Sam: I thought it was hilarious where is Galloway anyway!
Hound:Nikita chasing him around with on of Wheeljacks experimental energon guns!
Optimus, Prowl and Ironhide are attempting to stop her! Everybody else is taking bets on how long he'll last!
*Silence*
Epps,Will and Sam: Let's go watch!
Me: Hey guys sorry it took so long but I was just... Well I don't really have a reason.
I got a job in April and I kind of forgot about this story entirely!
Everyone: *GASP*
Me: I know I'm a terrible person but I'll try not to let it happen again!
Breakdown: See that You don't!
Optimus: Please leave a review, you don't have to as it's your right as sentient beings to refuse!
Ironhide: But Nikita might write more if she knows her story is appreciated!
Leo: YEAH SPREAD THE LOVE PEOPLE! REVIEW!
Miles: REVIEWS NOW! *puppy dog pout* Please!
Me: *Shakes head* See ya later!