A dusty book dropped onto a somehow even dustier floor. Another book smacked into one of the nearby of a bookshelves. A third was lodged firmly between candles in an unlit light fixture, countless others scattered haphazardly about the dimly lit basement.

Romania considered a dusty green book, titled "Herbal Remedies for the Relatively Competent "for a moment, before chucking it over his shoulder. It smacked into a painting of a field leaning against a bookshelf, but went straight through the painted surface with a splash.

"The History of Dragons in the Americas" and "Six-hundred and forty-two Memory Charms "landed on the top an old trunk that appeared to be both purple, and covered in fur.

"Dangerous Plants of the World: Volume One" sank to the bottom of a fish tank full of scummy, stagnant water. It was followed by volumes two and three, and a cracked porcelain model of an ear.

Romania hadn't really wanted to dig around in England's basement, but since England had straight up refused to give him the spell- or even tell him what it did, he had to resort to more drastic measures. Not that he had too many qualms about breaking and entering-Especially if it was England. He was more worried about whatever sort of freaky things England probably had crawling around in his basement, and Romania was not particularly keen on having his head bitten off and digested by some mutant man-eating-plant thing.

"Parlor Tricks to show your Friends" Collided with a writing desk and exploded into a cloud of butterflies, which then crumbled into shimmery dust.

Romania pulled the chair out from the writing desk and sat down, making sure not to touch the book/butterfly dust. (That stuff was probably poisonous or something)

It was fairly obvious that this approach wasn't going to work very fast. The basement was massive, not to mention that he barely even knew what he was looking for. But he was going to find out what the spell did, even if it put him in the hospital, and if the spell didn't put him in the hospital, then England definitely would.

'I wonder if "Accio book England won't show me" would work?'

Probably not.

Just a prologue for now, until I figure out what I'm doing.

My first fanfiction, feel free to criticize me to death. (but please no flames.)