Hello and welcome to my first fanfiction. If you enjoy please follow and also after your done reading write a review saying what you think I did good or bad.

Edit: Hey guys, it's me Nexus-k. After I wrote chapter five I checked to story statistics and realized something, most people don't read past chapter two of my story. I looked back and found the problem, the first four chapters of the story are seriously lacking compared to chapter 5! So I am going back and editing things, so expect certain elements of the story to change.

"Whirlpool" normal/human speech

'Whirlpool' normal/human thoughts

'Whirlpool' hidden human thoughts

"Whirlpool" Demon speech

'Whirlpool' Demon thoughts

"Whirlpool" Demonic Soul Speech

'Whirlpool' Demonic soul thought

"Whirlpool" Justu (English translation)

"Whirlpool" Summon Speech

"WHIRLPOOL" occasionally used to display anger or emphasis

Warning: this story is rate M for a reason, so please do not complain about language or graphic material.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Sakura would have done something besides beat on Naruto, fawn over Sasuke, and stand there with a kunai for 150 fucking episodes!

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"Prologue"

The Yondaime Hokage, Minato Namikaze looked down on at his new-born son, the baby wailing as a monstrous roar shook the once peaceful forest that surrounded Konohagakure. Minato comforted the child, stroking the baby's odd whisker marks and causing him to giggle. Minato gave a sad smile at the noise before disappearing in a bright yellow flash, reappearing on a plateau above something that was believed to be only a legend. Just below the cliff were Minato had teleported was an enraged Kyuubi, the mighty demon said to be capable of causing earthquakes and tsunami's with a single tail. Minato took a few steps back and placed the infant down, placing a marker for his famous jutsu the Hiraishin on the infants stomach. Minato took a few deep breaths before dashing forward, jumping off the cliff and biting his thumb, wiping the blood on his now revealed summoning tattoo. Minato called out in a voice loud enough to gain the fox's attention, "Kuchiyose: Yatai Kuzushi no Jutsu!" The toad summon boss, Gamabunta, appeared below him in a puff of smoke and landing hard on the Kyuubi's torso, temporarily pinning the beast.

Gamabunta called out to Minato in a strong tone, the Yondiame using the fox's stunned state as an opportunity to grab his son from the top of the cliff. "Minato why have you summoned me!" It was then when the toad looked down, his eyes widening slightly as he spoke, "Oh. Hello there Kyuubi." The suprising nonchalant toad looked up at Minato before speaking, the slightly bored tone never leaving his voice. "Im going to fucking kill you after this, you know that right?"

Minato smiled, rubbing his head sheepishly with his free hand before shouting from his position on the giant toad's head, readying himself to teleport again. "Sorry 'Bunta, desperate times call for desperate measures!" Minato and the fox disappeared in a yellow flash, leaving the toad boss shocked as he was dispelled by the Yondiame.

Minato leapt off the fox's head as it recovered, running a measurable distance away from the Kyuubi and arriving at the altar he had set up before hand. He placed his surprisingly sleeping son down on the altar, writing a complex seal with speed that attributed to his status as a seal master before turning toward the Kyuubi. Minato's eyes changed from those of a caring father's to ones more suited on the type battle-hardened veteran he was as he dashed forward, pushing as much chakra as he could in his legs, quickly leaping to the side as the Kyuubi slammed a paw down where he was just a second ago. Taking advantage of the fox's position, Minato landed on the demon's arm and shot forward, forming his prized jutsu the Rasengan in each of his hands. There was a series of bright yellow flashes on the Kyuubi's arm before Minato appeared on its shoulder, leaping into the air and slamming both of the perfectly shaped spheres of chakra into the beast's forehead while shouting "Tsuin Rasengan!"

Minato leapt off with a flip, landing from the 500 ft drop with little trouble thanks to his dense bone structure. Minato turned to the sudden noise of shuffling feet to see his half-dead wife and mother of his child, Kushina Uzumaki, fly through handsigns before calling out, "Yoton: Chakura Ketsugo Chen!" Golden chains of chakra shot forward from Kushina's extended palm, piercing the Kyuubi in several places before, with a mighty roar and determination burning in her eyes, Kushina slammed the Kyuubi face first into the ground, stunning the nine-tailed fox Bijuu. Kushina smiled at her shocked husband before falling to her knees, all her energy spent.

Minato quickly used the fox's dazed state to his advantage, going through a short series of handsigns and repeating them in his mind as to not make a single mistake, 'Snake, Boar, Ram, Rabbit, Dog, Rat, Bird, Horse, Snake!' Finishing the required handsigns Minato clapped his hands together and focus all his chakra, invoking the power of the Shinigami with a cry of "Shiki Fujin!" A ethereal figure appeared behind the Yondaime, garbed in white robes and a hannya mask. The creature began to mutter a unintelligible as it reached forward, its hand extending through Minato's chest and toward the Kyuubi. The chant was finished as the Shinigami drew a tanto from its robes, its arm covered in a strange curse seal as it split the Kyuubi's soul in half, devouring the Bijuu's Ying chakra and sealing the remaining Yang chakra into Naruto. The infant began to cry aloud as the seal for the Shiki Fujin on his stomach began to glow bright red, signifying the completion of the sealing.

Minato stumbled forward, the Shinigami feeling satisfied with its meal allowed him a few more seconds of life before devouring his soul. Minato approach his wife's unconscious body, she would bleed out in a minute's time. He went to work sealing the small amount of chakra they had left in Naruto, only to be released if their son need guidance or if he were to attempt to release the Kyuubi. Minato gave a final grim smile before falling forward, dying next to his wife and crying son.

(Five years later)

A five year old Naruto Uzumaki twisted and kicked in every direction possible, attempting to escape the strong grasp of the shinobi tying him to a crude wooden cross, the breath knocked out of his lungs as one of them deliver a swift punch to his gut . A mob of sneering civilians approached, beginning to slowly beat him to death with objects varying from hammers to steel pipes, one even going far enough to stab him in the legs with a rusty pitch fork, twisting the tool to cause more pain. Naruto gave an unearthly howl as tears ran down his face, one thought running through his mind as darkness claimed him, 'Why?' Seeing the child fall unconscious, the same pair of shinobi that tied him down walked forward, blurring through handsigns before calling out in perfect synchronization "Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu!" The civilians cheered and even through their weapons at him smiling as the wooden handles provided fuel for the inferno. The two shinobi from earlier ran forward with sick smiles on their face, a Sharingan with two tomoe blazing in each of their eyes as they began to pour oil on the cross. A civilian suddenly cried out in pain from the back of crowd as the sound of chirping birds filled the air, drawing everyone's attention. The entire crowd turned to see a Anbu in a wolf mask, pulling his hand from the civilian's chest, a few stray bolts of lightning still apparent. The two Uchiha that lead the crowd turned tail and attempted to run, only to be decapitated by a second, crow masked Anbu. Both Anbu leaped high into the air, flying through handsigns before calling out, "Katon: Hosenka no Jutsu!" A hail of fireballs descended on the small crowd, killing everyone except for a single frighten man. He broke into a full on sprint attempting to escape before Crow tossed his katana like a javelin, piercing the man's heart and pinning him to the ground.

Crow retrieve his katana and burned the man's body before walking towards Wolf, who had removed their young charge from the cross and stabilized him with a medical ninjutsu. The two Anbu leapt onto the rooftops and towards the hospital, which eagerly accepted the young Uzumaki after Crow had killed the first nurse and intimidated the second. Wolf left Naruto in Crow's care as he went to report to the Sandaime Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. As Crow sat at Naruto beside he removed his mask revealing the thirteen year old face of Itachi Uchiha, the newly instated Anbu captain. Itachi gave a long sigh before replacing his mask and standing at attention as the Sandaime rushed into the room, worrying for the boy's safety.

Hiruzen gave a weary smile before sitting in the same spot Itachi just was, placing his hand on one of Naruto's as the young jinchuuriki began to stir. Naruto's eyes opened slightly before he spoke, his voice sounding unusually sad as he said a sentence that caused everyone present's heart to break, "Jiji? W-what did i do w-wrong?"

Hiruzen felt a tear fall down his cheek before he pulled the sobbing Naruto into a hug, comforting the distraught boy. "You did nothing wrong Naruto-kun, dont worry i'll take care of you. I'll do my best to make the bad people go away." While the Sandaime's words were comforting, in his eyes was a fire that had not been seen since the Kyuubi attack. Hiruzen let go of Naruto, the child having fallen asleep, before he called out, "Crow, Wolf! Gather the council, I would like to have a word with them."

The two Anbu immediately followed the Sandaime's directions, while behind their mask they were both smiling. They both knew, the god of shinobi was back, and he was furious!

X (Hospital midnight) X

Naruto woke up in a unbelievably dirty sewer, coughing up a large amount of the foul tasting water. The entirety of the room he was in was pitch black, something that confused the young boy as there seemed to be no ceiling or walls. Naruto wondered around the empty space, absently noticing that even though he was in water he did not feel wet. A hour seemed to pass before Naruto found a set of three pipes, each one strangely a different color. At the highest point of the newly found wall was a light blue colored pipe which was a thick as his own chest! Just below that connected to the first pipe by a nozzle about the size of his arm was a golden pipe. This pipe was barely as thick as his hand let alone any other appendage. At the very bottom sat a deep crimson colored pipe that was a thick as he was tall, connected to the middle pipe by a nozzle similar to the first only larger, surprising him immensely. The pipes were in very bad condition, small amount of water leaking out at times.

Deciding to follow the pipes a short distance, Naruto came across an absolutely humongous cage, each bar looking to be twice his width. In the middle of the bars was a slightly ragged looking paper that had the kajin for seal on it. Naruto of course had no idea what the kajin said as he had not completely learned to read or write yet, being self-taught. Before Naruto could process this any strange cage any further, an immense killer intent washed over him like a tsunami, forcing him to his knees. Naruto gave a few ragged breaths before shakily standing up and speaking in the strongest voice he could muster, one that surprisingly held no fear despite his situation as he called out, "Who's there, 'Ttebayo?!"

A deep chuckle emerged from the cage before a voice that seemed to be hatred incarnate spoke, its tone full of amusement. "Well done gaki, most other humans would have passed out or pissed their pants in your situation." The entirety of the sewer shook for a few seconds before the source of the voice came into Naruto's view, revealing a 300 foot tall Kyuubi, the beast having shrunk to be slightly comfortable in the cage.

Naruto's eyes widened as he stared at the gigantic nine tailed fox. Contrary to popular belief Naruto was very smart for his age, a fact known only to select few of the nicer civilians living in the red-light district, Konoha's equivalent to a ghetto. But Naruto had found out quickly that the smarter he showed he was, the more he was hurt. So he began to act like an idiot in hopes that the villagers would be kinder. Naruto gulped slightly before he spoke, his voice slightly wavering as Kyuubi increased its killer intent output, "K-kyuubi! You're supposed to be dead! The Yondiame killed you!"

Kyuubi stared blankly at the child for a few seconds before rolling onto its back, launching into violet laughter that shook the sewer once more.

Naruto's eyebrow twitched before he ran forward, consequences be damned, nobody laughed at him like that! Naruto pulled his arm back,running through the bars before throwing a sloppy punch, as expected for his age. What neither of the two expected was for Naruto's punch to hit the Kyuubi with all the force of a Haymaker, sending the giant fox crashing into the wall behind it. Naruto looked down at his hand before crying out, "Holy shit!"

Kyuubi slowly got up, still seeing stars, before it spoke, sounding almost drunk as it slurred out words and staggered about. "Damn kit, you need to watch where you ssswing those things. Goodnight!" The fox gave a final ballerina twirl on one foot before falling forward, landing face first in front of Naruto as it began to shrink, eventually settling in the form of what Naruto could only describe as, a pretty eighteen year girl.

As Naruto examined her he realized her long, beautiful red hair the only things preventing Naruto from seeing her easily D-cup breast. Naruto blushed before removing his black shirt with an orange Konoha symbol on the front, draping it over the girls shoulders, covering her and leaving him in a white tank top. Naruto looked down and realized he had developed small muscles, his biceps and pectorals having a slight outline along side a barely noticable 4-pack of abs. This seemed to happen after every beating from the villagers, he would wake up in the next day or two, feeling stronger, having more stamina, and being in better shape overall.

Shrugging to himself, Naruto sat the unconsious young woman up while making sure she stayed covered and shyly wrapped her arm around him, falling asleep as he waited for her to recover from the earlier incident.

X (9 years later) X

Naruto walked towards the academy, being his usual 30 minutes late. Naruto had found out after failing the first time that the teachers were sabotaging his results, so he just stopped trying, training outside of the school with Kyuubi, who explained to Naruto his status as a jinchuuriki, his heritage, and how he was able to kick her ass so easily. The two had met in a realm inside of Naruto's subconscious called a Mindscape, where willpower determined how strong one was , well that and Kyuubi believed no one would have the balls to try to punch her. Naruto had trained everyday since then, determined to surpass his father and become the greatest shinobi to live. Of course he couldn't allow anyone to know how strong he was, that would just cause problems. Naruto went to the simple solution to his problems, he edited his childhood mask to be about 10 times more idiotic as to avoid attention. Naruto was currently under a henge(1), hiding his true facial features and reducing his height from an impressive 5'9 to a rather short 5'2 for his age, he was also a whole year older than the rest of his class, making him the laughing stock and the subject of many dead-last jokes. Naruto walked into his class and, after getting yelled at by Iruka, took his usual seat next to the pink haired banshee named Sakura Haruno. Naruto was about to enter a mental conversation with Kyuubi before he felt a fist coming his way. Naruto acted on pure instinct, raising his arm and grabbing the offender's weak punch, forcing their arm behind their back while drawing a kunai and placing it at their neck, all in the span of a second.

The entire class froze as Sakura cried out in pain, one second they saw her fist flying towards Naruto as usual, and the next Naruto had stood up and pinned the girl to her desk with a kunai placed at her neck. Iruka's eyes widened unbelievably before he spoke, "N-Naruto, what the hell!"

The blond looked up before realizing what he had done, putting away his kunai and sitting back down apologizing, "Sorry Iruka-sensei, it was a reflex."

Iruka understood somewhat, being attacked nearly everyday would give one enough reason to watch your back but still, he doubted he even he could move that fast! Iruka let out cough, settling the class before speaking again, "Okay everyone its time for the genin exams, where most of you will hopefully become official ninja!"

The entire class cheered except for Sakura, who was still shaken after Naruto's actions. After everyone was settle down, each student was call individually into another room for the test, Naruto of course failed again as Mizuki had most likely made sure of that.

Naruto gave a sigh as he walked back into the class room without a hitai-ate, eliciting a laugh from everyone but Shikamaru, Kiba, Choji, and Sasuke who never showed any emotion externally. Inside Sasuke was quite upset, he considered Naruto his rival, the only person who could help him get the strength he need to beat Itachi, the only person who could give him the drive to avenge his slain clan. Sasuke knew Naruto was stronger than he looked, Naruto had easily matched him in skill during the first few weeks of the academy, yet he continued to fail for some reason. Eventually Naruto just fell behind, angering Sasuke to no measureable extent. Sasuke had decided to investigate and watched Naruto train several times, each time the blond was once again equal to Sasuke, matching the Uchiha skill for skill. Sasuke shook his head and left as the class was dismissed, going to train.

X one hour later, playground outside of the academy x

Naruto was sitting on a tire swing speaking to Kyuubi, who had informed Naruto her name was Kuromi about a year ago, when he sensed someone approaching. Looking up, Naruto saw Mizuki standing over him, a disturbing smile on his face. Naruto managed to suppress the urge to deck the academy teacher, putting his mask back up and saying, "Mizuki-sensei? What are you doing here?"

Mizuki placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder, causing the blond to internally gag before he spoke, "I'm really sorry you failed Naruto."

Naruto couldn't help it anymore, his eyebrow shot right up, twitching with a vengeance.

Mizuki didn't seem to register this as he continued, "But hey! I know a secret test that you can take to pass. All you have to do, is sneak into the Hokage's office and steal a scroll."

Naruto gave a fake, goofy smile as he exclaimed, "I'll do it, 'Ttebayo!"

X forest outside Konoha, the following night x

Naruto smirked as he copied down every Jutsu on the forbidden scroll of sealing which he stole from the Hokage tower, using his skills in stealth to sneak past the guards undetected. Naruto had Kuromi memorize every Jutsu as he read the scroll, writing them down on a spare as a back up. Naruto stopped and rolled the scroll up while altering his henge to look as if he had been training hard, finishing just as Iruka landed in front of him screaming, "NARUTO! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!"

Naruto flinched slightly, he figured the Chunin would be pissed but that was a bit harsh. Naruto put his mask back up and gave another trademark smile while rubbing the back of his head, saying, "I did Iruka-sensei! I learned a Jutsu from the scroll, you can promote me now!"

Iruka got a questioning look on his face before he spoke, still yelling, "WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT!"

Naruto winced again before getting a confused look on his face saying, "M-mizuki-sensei said if I learned a Jutsu I would graduate."

Iruka's eyes widened before he heard the low whistle of metal slicing through the air, heading towards Naruto. Iruka reacted fast, leaping in front of the Genin-hopeful and taking a demon windmill shuriken to the back, the blade barely missing his spine.

Naruto gave a shocked cry before his eyes hardened and his hand closed into a fist, Mizuki was going to die here and now. Said silver-haired Chunin leapt onto the branch nearest to the two, laughing manically as he spoke, "Poor, poor Iruka, that's what happens when your a demon lover!"

Mizuki looked towards Naruto and upon seeing the confused look on his face began to laugh once again, "Y-you don't know?! This is rich! Well Naruto, do you want to know why every one scorns you and calls you a demon?"

Iruka coughed up some blood before he called out, "No Mizuki! It's forbidden!"

Mizuki ignored the dying Iruka as he continued, "It's because you are the Kyuubi! The Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi into you as a child, you should have died from the beatings I personally delivered demon and yet, HERE YOU ARE!" Mizuki finished his sentence by throwing a second demon windmill shuriken at the supposedly shocked Naruto who had his head down.

Iruka watched in fear as the shuriken got closer and closer until finally... Naruto caught it with his right hand, raising his head to reveal eyes full of hatred. Naruto spoke, his voice taking deeper, more masculine tone as he address the traitor. "Mizuki, Chunin of Konohagakure, for attempted treason and murder of a comrade, I sentence you to death." Naruto's body was covered in a plume of smoke, revealing a much more imposing figure as it was swept away. Standing in place of Naruto was a 5'9 teenager, he was very lean with well defined muscles, his biceps easily visible through his white form-fitting long sleeved shirt. A black Uzumaki swirl was designed into the side each shoulder, the shirt having no other markings other wise. The figure was wearing Black shinobi pants that were wrapped in medical tape at the shins. His white shinobi boots were planted firmly on the ground, the shoes providing more protection than sandals while also remaining light in weight. He had a shinobi pouch strapped to each thigh, showing he was ambidextrous. a katana was sheathed at the teen's left hip, a circular crimson cross guard separating the blade and its black handle.

The figure looked up revealing his slitted, bright blue eyes to Mizuki and Iruka, shocking them both. It was then they noticed the signature whisker marks on the teen's cheeks, the birthmarks having thinned out to barely noticeable refined lines. The teen's face in general was also very handsome, not even the slightest hint of baby fat was present giving him sharp facial features. They both knew this was Naruto Uzumaki, but how was this possible? Naruto's hair had also grown in length, reaching to the bottom of his neck at the back and looking much more refined while retaining its spiked appearance(2).

Naruto gave them no more time to take in his sudden change as he hurled the shuriken with practiced speed back at Mizuki. The silver haired Chunin barely managed to dodge, a single blade skimming his side as Naruto spoke again, his voice still in the same serious tone, "I have know of the Kyuubi since I was five, now prepare to die traitor."

Mizuki growled before he leapt forward, cursing the blond with every word in his vocabulary as he drew a kunai, "DIE, ONI-GAKI!" Mizuki had covered half the distance between them when Naruto smirked and gripped the handle of his katana in his right hand, using his left hand to keep the sheath stable and push a small amount of the silver blade out with his thumb. There was only a quarter of their original distance left when Naruto disappeared, reappearing on the opposite side of Mizuki and sheathing his katana, the blade sliding home with a audible 'click'. A small spurt of blood was the only warning as Mizuki's head rolled clean of his shoulders, his body landing with a dull thud not 5 feet away form Iruka. Iruka gave a look of sorrow, seeing his supposed long time friend lying dead in front of him.

Naruto walked over to Mizuki's body and pulled the shoulder of the man's shirt down slightly, revealing a curse seal in the form of a black animal paw surrounded by a circle. Naruto shook his head before sealing Mizuki's head and body into a scroll, placing it into his left pouch before walking over to Iruka and removing the shuriken from the man's back, quickly wrapping his chest in gauze and using a low rank medical ninjutsu to staunch the bleeding. Naruto helped Iruka up as the man thanked him, letting him wrap an arm around his shoulder for support while he spoke. "Your a lucky man Iruka-sensei, if that shuriken hit two inches to the right you would be dead or paralyzed right now."

Iruka blanched at the thought before he nodded, speaking himself as the slowly walked toward the village, "Naruto? What happened to you?"

Naruto paused for a second before responding, "You will learn all about that later, right now we need to get you to a medic so you can get patched up and then to Hokage-jiji to report this."

Iruka nodded again, happy to just be silent and ponder as Konoha's main gate slowly crept it's way into their sight.

X Hokage's office an hour later x

Naruto leaned against the wall of the Hokage's office with his arms crossed, waiting for Iruka to finish reporting to the Sandaime. A cough caused him to lift his head, meeting eye to eye with Sandaime who had begun to spoke, "So Naruto-kun, what did happen to you?"

Naruto's face adopted a serious expression before he responded, standing up straight and walking in the center of the room. "Send all the Anbu out first, only you and Iruka may hear this, as I only trust you two."

Hiruzen raised an eyebrow before making the appropriate sign, several puffs of smoke signifying the Anbu had followed their orders.

Naruto's face once again relaxed into a bored expression as he continued, "You want the basics or the long version Jiji?" Upon receiving the answer from the Hiruzen Naruto sighed, of course the old man would want the long version. "After one of the more, brutal, beatings when I was five I met the Kyuubi whose actual name is Kuromi mind you, and she agreed to train me as long as she got a little more freedom."

The Sandaime immediately put his hand up at the end of the sentence, asking, "More freedom how?"

Naruto bit his thumb before flying through handsigns, slamming his hands down on the ground with a mutter of "Kuchiyose no Jutsu."In a plume of smoke Kuromi was summoned, once more in her human form, though thankfully she was clothed. She had on a black t-shirt with a nine-tailed golden fox imprinted on the front, the fabric hugging every curve of her body. Her black shinobi pants were unbound at the bottom, hanging loosely over her black shinobi sandals. Nine red tails swished back and forth behind, perfectly matching her elbow-length hair. Kuromi gave a smile before walking over to Naruto, who easily matched her in height, giving him a small hug before speaking, "Hello Hokage-sama, I am Kuromi, the Kyuubi no kitsune, and future mate or, in your terms, wife of Naruto Uzumaki."

Iruka and Hiruzen's eyes widen considerably before they both yelled, "WIFE!"

Naruto and Kuromi both nodded before Kuromi spoke again, "Naruto is slowly absorbing my chakra, which will eventually turn him into a Hanyou, and then the new Kyuubi. Also, time passes a lot slower for me so while I am 180,000 years old in your time, I am actually only 18 physically. While him becoming the new Kyuubi does not obligate him to marry me, we have both become, ahem, quite fond of each other." Kuromi finished speaking quickly, turning her head as both her and Naruto blushed furiously.

Hiruzen and Iruka both gave small smiles before Naruto spoke again, his face still slightly red, "As I was saying, Kuromi agreed to train me and over the last nine years my skills have grown immensely, I am now at Sannin level, should I release all my gravity and limiter seals, which I developed my self. If you want specifics about each of my skills, I would say I am high-Jonin level in Taijutsu with pure physical strength rivaling Tsunade's chakra enhanced strength, mid-Anbu level in Kenjutsu, low-Jonin level in Genjutsu, Anbu captain level in Ninjutsu due to my massive amount of chakra, and the equivalent of mid-Jonin level in Fuinjutsu. I would appreciate it if this knowledge became a S-rank secret, known only to us three."

The Sandaime nodded before dismissing the two, saying he needed some time to think this over. As they walked into the hallway, Iruka stopped Naruto and Kuromi, looking the blond right in the eye as he spoke, "Naruto I just wanted to say thank you, and that I am happy you found someone that makes you happy."

Naruto gave a sheepish smile while rubbing the back of his head, replying to his sensei in a modest tone, "Don't apologize to me Iruka-sensei, I have always though of you as an older brother and I knew you would do the same for me."

Iruka smiled before giving Naruto a one-armed bear hug, ruffling the blonds hair before beginning to walk away, "Take care otouto, and be sure to show up for team assignments next week!"

Kuromi put away her tails while they were still in the hallway, letting Naruto wrap a arm around her waste before he called out after Iruka, a small smile gracing his lips. "I will, you take care too, Nii-san!"

Naruto and Kuromi began the walk back to his apartment in the red-light district when a man reached out randomly from the crowd and groped Kuromi's behind, Naruto stopped his red headed fiancée from attacking the man and walked up behind the pervert, tapping him on the shoulder. The burly man turned to face Naruto, his breath reeking of sake as he spoke, "What brat?"

Naruto deliver a swift uppercut to the taller mans jaw, sending him flying before he landed face first in the ground, eating a large amount of dirt(3). Kuromi smiled before giving Naruto a peck on the cheek as the two continued on their way as if nothing had happened.

X x

Hey guys I'm back again, this chapter is the only one I have updated (and by updated I mean completely rewrote) so far, and I feel I turned out amazingly. I'm going to edit chapter 2 now as I have no more to say, Ja ne!

Authors notes:

1: the henge makes him look like canon Naruto.

2: Dangai Ichigo hair, but make it a little more spiky, and well, blond.

3: this One thing I did not edit, Naruto still really, really hates perverts.

Translations:

Yoton: Chakura Ketsugo Chen= Light release: Chakra binding chains

Kuchiyose: Yatai Kuzushi no Jutsu= Summoning Jutsu: Food cart destroyer

Tsuin Rasengan= Twin spiraling spheres

Shiki Fujin= Dead demon consuming seal

Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu= Fire release: Great Fireball Technique

Katon: Hosenka no Jutsu= Fire release: Phoenix Fire Technique

Oni-gaki: Demon Brat

Otouto: Little brother

Nii-san: Brother

Taijutsu: Body Techniques

Kenjutsu: Sword Techniques

Genjutsu: Mind Techniques

Ninjutsu: Ninja Techniques

Fuinjutsu: Seal Techniques