Me: Hey guys here is the Next Chapter for you guys this quick :D I'm playing catch up this week so yeah...Enjoy! :D I would like to think DanDJohnMLover for reviewing the last Chapter :D You rock :D Now on with the story :D and Warning: This Chapter references the most disgusting thing to have ever appeared on the Internet. (Hogan's Sex tape which thank god I did not see!) Enjoy Everyone. :D
Chapter 5 October 11, 2012
"You ready Christa?" I asked as Christa and I were in my office and we were about to see the most disgusting thing ever since 2 girls 1 cup.
"I'm ready when you are." Christa gulped as I pushed play and watched the clip.
"Oh my god he's stripping isn't he?" I asked as I covered my eyes.
"His butt is whiter than Stephen's." Christa said covering her eyes and I looked at her.
"Who?" I asked
"Sheamus." She said and I nodded my head and looked at the tape again. "Who has one of their daughter's songs as a ring tone?"
"Or answers the phone while getting a BJ?" I asked "I mean I give Allen one and he just focuses on me."
"I did not need to know that." Christa said as we saw the Chick riding him
"I knew he was too much of a pussy to be on top." I chuckled
"Must be hard carrying that 24 inch python 24/7." Christa chuckled
"Christa that is a 2/4 inch python." I said as it was over and we saw Hogan walking by "You sir are a sick man!"
"What did I do?!" He asked as Christa pointed at him.
"Baby Penis!" She sang happily as she walked away "Baby Penis baby Penis." She sang as she was down the hall way and Hulk looked at me.
"You watched it?!" He asked "Your sick!"
"Who the hell answers the phone while getting a blow job?!" I asked as I laughed "And Brooke's song had to been a turn off don't you agree?"
"Terry what is going on?" Steve asked as he and Cheyenne walked up to him.
"Your sister is sick man." Hogan said as I laughed some more
"What do you?...Ewwwwww Katie!" He yelled in disbelief
"Shut up it was gross and funny." I laughed as I grabbed my bat and walked out of my office "And Christa is right you do have a baby penis." I laughed as I walked down the hall way and I heard my husband yell.
"You know what don't even bothering coming out there with me tonight!" Allen yelled as he and Harmony walked out of Kurt's locker room and I walked up to him
"Dude the bald guy is messing with ya." I said
"Which one because there are three who I can't stand right now!" Allen yelled
"Daniels." I said "Look Kurt did say he would be Steve's partner but Steve shot him down because of that tag team title match. He also shot me down and chose Fatty Ray instead."
"You just got back from being pregnant I don't blame him." Allen said
"I'm fine though." I said
"Just wait until December to face the guys again please?" Allen asked and I smiled
"For you baby I will." I smiled
"Atta girl." He smiled as he hugged me tightly then broke it. "We're going to go get Sarah and go out there."
"Ok." I smiled as I walked back to my office and saw Maddie hanging out. "Hey Maddie ready for tonight."
"You bet." Maddie smiled as Lisa came up to us.
"Katie I was talking to my super dreamy Hollywood Boyfriend." Lisa smiled happily
"Yeah yeah yeah who cares?" I asked and She paid no attention to me.
"Anyway he wrote me a list on what you should do for me on Monday once I win against Tessmacher on Sunday." She smiled as she handed me a list and I looked at it.
"Hey Maddie what do you think about this?" I asked as she took it from me and looked at it.
"Hmmmmm not sure." Maddie said as she ripped the list in two and I smirked at Lisa.
"Kim and Chloe were right about you." She said as she walked off.
"I do not nor do I ever want to know the Kardiashians." I said as we watched her walk away. "Anyway good luck tonight Maddie." I smiled
"Thank you Katie." Maddie smiled as she walked away and I walked back to my office.
Me: Not much for Katie this week I know but she'll be busy at Bound For Glory don't worry :D :D Read and Review Everyone :D :D