A/N This is it! Last chapter! I don't own so READ!

Epilogue

'The story has finally reached this point!' I couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. 'I have finally finished penning down the final battle!' I had only realized as I was writing, how dangerous and adrenaline-inducing that battle against Yang Bin had been. As someone who had been involved, I could literally hear my heart racing and beating loudly in remembrance.

After the battle the Government had sent help to get all of us injured to the nearest hospital with Wolf-bro as our main surgeon. From there, everyone moved on from the battle.

Wolf-bro and Yulian were finally married in real life and both of them followed Doll back to her country where Wolf-bro continued to practice medicine, and Yulian continued her job as a financial adviser.

Five years later, Doll became the queen of her country. It was really shocking news—Doll, a queen? God bless her country; hopefully it will survive until Doll steps down from the throne.

In the end, Sally married Ice Phoenix… although there was a mishap during the day of the wedding ceremony. Fan actually appeared without notice!

With an obnoxious smile, he presented the bride with 999 red roses… Everyone was worrying whether the bride would be the first person to raise an objection if the priest were to ask if there was anyone who objected to the marriage, when Phoenix did something that all the guys in the mafia applauded for.

She gestured to the priest to wait a moment, walked up to Fan, raised a 10-centimeter-high bridal heel, and kicked Fan with all her might. I'm not too sure, but I thought I heard a "Pop!" sound at that moment! However, the thing that broke definitely hadn't been Phoenix's heels…

After we called an ambulance to send Fan to hospital, Sally and Phoenix's wedding ceremony ended perfectly wonderful. With many of the mafia members crying in joy.

The most unbelievable thing was… Loli actually got married! Moreover, it was a shotgun marriage!

Although Yang Ming and Loli were in a relationship, Loli kept refusing to marry him because he was a few years younger than her. However, one day, for some unknown reason, Yang Ming borrowed a sewing needle that I had never used before and poked a certain item as though he had an unforgivable feud with it before cheerfully handing it back.

My response was to smile back cheerfully, having realized what the man's plan was before telling the man to enshrine the needle for posterity.

Three months later, I had a wedding announcement and a cousin-nephew who was due to be born in seven months.

He-he, now that I've reached this point, everyone must be worried about Sunshine and Kenshin, right?

All's well that ends well. In order for Sunshine to be together with Fairsky in real life, Gui and Zee-Zee finally agreed to work together (AKA a lot of blackmail from me). With My Uncle and Doll providing funding and me with the technical designing, "Project Artificial Body Development" was established. Basically, the project was an extension of my father's initial plan to get the trapped people in Second Life a body, even if it was artificial.

In the end, Sunshine was able to move out of the game and stay by Fairsky's side in reality. Their location at the moment is currently unknown, as they are always traveling around the globe with a happily married Huan and Mei as their tour guides in some countries.

I think I'm due for a postcard soon though...

As Sunshine wanted to come out, there were others. Caelus being among them as he wanted to be with Doll, he was one of the first among the rest of the NPCs to come out of the game. Currently, he's in Doll's country working as Queen Doll's exclusive bodyguard.

Next was my cute Sky. I was absolutely positive that had I left him alone in Second Life, he would have definitely created a new record for flooding in Second Life. Naturally, after that, Fire Phoenix insisted on following her husband, so we let her out as well.

Finally, we even created an artificial body for Kenshin, who, now that I think about it, hadn't actually wanted to leave Second Life to begin with... (Of course, this might be due to the fact that Arctic Fox had been threatening Gui and Wicked with flying daggers.)

Upon realizing that he wasn't in Second Life anymore, Kenshin refused to follow Arctic Fox to her home and since he had nowhere else to go, he looked up where I lived. It was only after he started to clean my house because he had nothing else to do, he became my live-in, paid, housekeeper.

After finding out where Kenshin went, Arctic Fox started coming over to spar with Kenshin every three days, though to date, she has never won! (Obviously! Due to Arctic Fox's threats, Gui and Wicked designed Kenshin's body as the supreme bodyguard type. Arctic Fox insisted.)

Eric even came to me to get his own body which he insisted it be fashioned after Kenshin's in terms of toughness before moving in with me.

As for me, I moved into my father's manor where he did most of his experiments and was soon recruited by Second Life when they found that they couldn't access anything in the game!

Now that I think about it, I haven't seen everyone in a while, other then Eric, Arctic Fox, and Kenshin. Ever since that battle ten years ago, everyone went their separate ways and returned to their "normal" lives.

BANG! My office door was suddenly kicked open.

I whirled around in my office chair to glare at the person.

"Was kicking down an unlocked door really necessary?!"

"But Little Cloud was asking for you." With an innocent smile, Eric grinned at me before putting the cute little girl in his arms down.

"Daddy~~!," said Little Cloud. Once she was on the ground, my baby girl wasted no time running into my arms.

"It's Mommy!" Resigned, I corrected my daughter for the Nth time as I placed her on my lap.

"It's not!" Little Cloud said while pouting with her tiny mouth, "My kindergarten teacher said that the person who carried and gave birth to Little Cloud is Mommy, while the other person is Daddy!"

'This…' I sighed internally, twitching in annoyance. 'It's because Gui even though I love him dearly, couldn't tell the difference between a joke and me being absolutely serious!'

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"Gui, I want a child!" I blurted all of a sudden.

The story started a while after Yang Ming's sewing needle event which resulted in getting my cousin Loli. At the day of our graduation, he suddenly received news that his wife was going into labor, so he left the ceremony abruptly in his graduation robes, dragging me along.

"Prince, drive faster!" Yang Ming was like a cat on hot bricks. He was so anxious to get there that he obviously forgot all of Mei's horror stories of my driving skills.

He even told me me to speed up...

'Fortunately, little Long Ming still has his dad!'

After several hours, I got to hold Loli and Ming's baby, Feng Long Ming, in my arms. As I stared at his soft body and chubby arms, and looked into his eyes, the desire grew.

Gui, who had been massaging my shoulders, was stunned for ten seconds when he heard my sudden declaration. Then, he asked excitedly, "But dear, didn't you say that you don't want to give birth because you are scared of pain?"

"That's right, it will be painful…" I said, faintly. I tilted my head to the side and smirked in amusement as I recalled the time when Loli was in the delivery room. The way she kept yelling that she wanted to kill Yang Ming while she was giving birth. Though, Yang Ming's yell when his arm was broken by Loli as he stayed by her side while she was giving birth wasn't that much better…

"Well as they say, love, no pain, no gain." I told him in amusement. When Kenshin entered to room with that day's newspaper under his arm which he handed to me.

"Kenshin, didn't Arctic Fox ask you out for tea?" I asked as I took the newspaper while recalling that Arctic Fox did indeed had asked Kenshin out the last time she was here.

"I'm not going." Kenshin answered simply and directly, "I still want to return to Second Life."

"What a good reason for not going." I told him while keeping my face straight before asking, "But is there any difference between going and not going? Even if you don't go, Arctic Fox will still come over to the house to drink with you."

"To be exact, this is your house, you could kick her out." After Kenshin stated this fact, he went back to what he had been doing before.

'Poor Arctic Fox, I wonder how much tea he would have to drink before she can win Kenshin's icy heart…'I thought in amusement, glancing at Gui who shook his head, patted my shoulder and moved to sit next to me. As I opened the newspaper, I gasped in shock.

"Gui, look!" I said as I pushed the paper into Gui's hands.

"This is…" Gui was dumbstruck. He stared at the newspaper in my hand in disbelief, and then looked at me.

Written clearly on the newspaper was, "XX Hospital Has Successfully Impregnated A Man, And He Gave Birth To A Healthy Baby Yesterday!"

I grinned at him before saying jokingly, "Well, I guess we better get busy, huh, Gui?"

Ten months later…

"This is not what I meant, Gui..." I said as I looked at Gui's pale face anxiously.

"B-But…" said Gui. He lay on the bed with a pale face and kept gasping for air.

"Lang, Gui will be fine, right?" I quickly asked Wolf-bro, who was wearing a surgeon's scrubs.

In order to help Gui deliver the baby without a hitch, Wolf-bro had specially come back from overseas. He laughed in a sunny way, and put his mask on. He said, "Don't worry, it'll be fine. There is no problem at all with Gui's prenatal examination reports, so he will definitely be able to give birth to a healthy child."

"Relax, Prince. Gui will be fine!" said Yulian. She was dressed as a nurse, and she consoled me with a smile, "You should leave the room first. We are going to cut his abdomen open so we can take the child out now."

Gui suppressed the pain with his willpower and gently consoled, "I will be fine. Dear, you should go out and wait. In a moment, I will be out and holding the baby for you to see."

"Well, Ok, but," I said as I gestured between Gui and myself. "Since Gui and I have obviously switched roles, shouldn't I-?"

"NO! LEAVE!" Three voices chimed together.

All of a sudden, the door to the delivery room was opened and Zhuo appeared at the doorway with a resigned look on his face. He walked to my side, grabbed me with one swift movement and proceeded to drag me out of the room. As he left, he said, "You guys can start now!"

"YOU! Don't you dare take advantage of my wife while I'm giving birth!" yelled Gui. He was so angry that he leapt up from the bed and continued, "Do you hear me, Wicked? Let go of Prince!"

Wolf-bro grabbed Gui and threw him back onto the bed in one movement. He then sighed, "What a troublesome husband and wife pair indeed."

After a while when I couldn't hear Gui's voice yelling for Zhuo not to do anything to me coming from the delivery room anymore, I started pacing in front of the delivery room.

'Is this what every husband feels at this time?!' I asked myself, trying to cheer myself up, but as times passed, my imagination started running wild, and my pacing increased.

"So, how is my cousin-brother-in-law? He still hasn't given birth to the baby yet?" said Yang Ming as he slowly walked over. He tried to maintain a serious demeanor, but he couldn't suppress his laughter anymore. As he slapped Zhuo Ling Bin's back, Yang was laughing so hard that he became short of breath. He gasped, "Ha-ha-ha Zhuo-bro, you really should rejoice that you didn't marry Prince, or you would be the one giving birth right now!"

"Rejoice?" Zhuo Ling Bin repeated with a slight smile before glancing at Prince. The bitterness he constantly felt towards Gui couldn't disappear as he saw how agitated and worried Cloud looked as she would paced, paused, looked towards the delivery room's door before repeating.

If Gui hadn't appeared in Cloud's life and if his father hadn't forced Zhuo to move away, the person giving birth right now could have been himself and he would have done it gladly. Unfortunately, thinking of "what ifs" was completely meaningless now. Cloud made her choice.

"Waaa…" The clear sound of a baby crying came from the delivery room.

I froze in place, hardly believing my ears. 'Has the baby… been born?'

After a while, the door to the delivery room was pushed open. Yulian walked out with a cloth bundle in her arms. I carefully took the pink bundle from Yulian, looked down at my new daughter before brushing passed Yulian and entered the delivery room. Within a few large strides, I stopped next to Gui. His eyes were still shut tightly, and his face was still pale, but it was evident that he was still breathing…

I finally let out a sigh of relief, slumping gently into the seat next to his bed. I softly caressed Gui's face which was covered in a thin sheen of sweat, before saying softly, "You did good, hubby."

-line-

In order to name our child, Gui and I tossed names back and forth before we finally decided to name our cute daughter Min Lan Lan who everyone affectionately started nicknaming Little Cloud as she took after me in looks. Almost four years passed since then as she is now the superbly cute young lady in front of me.

"Oh, right," said Little Cloud while smiling happily. " Daddy, Zee-Zee is here!"

"Little Cloud, I'm Mommy, remember? And you should call him Uncle Zhuo; only Mommy can call him Zee-Zee." Once again, I corrected my daughter's messed-up terms of address.

"Oh, Daddy, just to let you know, Mommy and Zee-Zee are fighting!" Little Cloud's face was full of excitement as she said this, and she even punched the air energetically with her little fists.

"What?" I asked completely side tracked now. "WHY?!" They're fighting again?! But I've been here this whole time, so I couldn't have been the one who lit that fuse…

"Why are they fighting again?" I asked.

"I don't know!" answered Little Cloud, innocently. She paused before tilting her little head and tapped the dimples on her face with her forefinger in thought. "Actually, Daddy, after I said that I wanted to marry Zee-Zee when I grows up, Mommy immediately said he would fight Zee-Zee to the death, so I really doesn't know why they are fighting."

"…You want to marry Zhuo?" I turned my daughter to face me before saying bluntly, "Little Cloud, the age gap between you and Zhuo is more than thirty years!"

"Why does it matter?" Little Cloud puffed out her chest and counted her fingers, saying, "Auntie Long is older than Uncle Ming by a few years, Kenshin-bro and Arctic Fox-bro are both men, Doll-sis and Caelus-sis are both women…"

"Caelus is a man, he only looks like a woman!" Once again, I corrected my daughter's mistakes. "And Arctic Fox is a woman, she only looks like a man!"

"There is also Sky-bro and Fire Phoenix-sis!" The last couple that Little Cloud used as an example was neither human nor even living creatures!

'Don't tell me that due to being wrongly influenced by these messed-up couples, she has decided that she wants to marry Zhuo?'I placed Little Cloud on the floor before running my hands down my face while chuckling up a storm at my current circumstances.

"Daddy, I'm gonna go and play with Sky-bro now," Said my beloved daughter as she skipped happily out of my study.

"Be careful of Fire Phoenix's jealousy." I called after her through my amusement. "Don't get burned by her."

"Yes~~~," answered Little Cloud as she closed the door to the study behind her.

"I wonder how long Gui and Zhuo are going to fight for?" I said out loud, chuckling a little more. Then again, it was quite common for humans to live for about two hundred years now, so a thirty-year age difference shouldn't be a problem, right? Though, Gui would definitely go crazy over this…

"Oh, well!" Eric said cheerfully and I glanced over at him with a smile. "I happen to know for a certainty that Kenshin is cleaning the living room, so they wouldn't continue fighting for very long,"

"Well if Kenshin's there...," I said, mockingly at Eric who laughed before I turned back to my work table.

"Alisha, summon my incomplete book, please" I said to the air.

A holographic human form appeared next to me. She had a head of flowing red hair and grey eyes, and there was even a familiar exotic magic tattoo under her right eye. This was Alisha, Eric's daughter who now controlled Second Life since Eric left the game.

Eric with all his intelligence, had decided that he would have a child himself when he learnt that Gui and I were going to have a little girl and so created a NPC to replace him in Second Life as the 'Dictator of Life'.

I can still recall how everyone's eyes bugged out when Eric proudly introduced her to everyone, some even fainted! (Though that could be because the were still recovering from the shock of finding out that I created Eric who everyone, other then Zhou and Gui thought, was a human...)

Alisha gently smiled and asked, "Are you going to finish writing the book now, gran-mama?"

"Of course!" I laughed. "Prince's fans would die if I didn't finish writing out the Blood Prince's biography!" Thank goodness I had Eric and Alisha to help me out, or else I would mess everything up, 'cause obviously I'm not a writer!

'Anyway, this story is finally nearing its end.' I gently tapped my chin and said, "Let me think… Mm, let's do this: 'the legend of the Prince who saved the whole world would always remain… an Eternal Legend!' How's that for an ending?"

"Sounds good. What about the title of the book?" Eric asked with a smile.

As I opened my mouth to answer, the door to the study was slammed open once again. I sighed, annoyed, but whirled around only to find someone else rushing into my embrace.

"Dear, Wicked is trying to make off with our Little Cloud!" Gui complained with a face covered in tears and snot.

"I am not!" Wicked countered in a stern voice with pursed lips, appearing in the doorway.

"No? If you aren't, then why would Little Cloud say that she wants to marry you? You obviously saw how young and innocent our Little Cloud is, and that's why you deliberately tricked her! You perverted pedophile!" Not to be outdone, Gui roared back.

"I. Am. Not. A. Pedophile!" Zhuo snarled each word with gritted teeth.

"Yes, you are!" Gui said with iron conviction, "Back then, you fell in love with my wife when she was only a few years old, and now you are aiming for our Little Cloud. If you don't call this pedophilia, what do you call it?"

"Gui..." I said in order to stop the escalating situation. Zhuo's face was so livid with rage that he seemed like he was going to go berserk soon. If Gui had continued causing an uproar, I might've ended up becoming a widow today.

"I… I was only worried about our beloved daughter," Gui said as he wore an expression of hurt, hugging me in the process, and then he looked at Zhuo with a victorious expression.

"Rest assured. Rather than me, you should be more worried about yourself, the guy-with-a-daughter-complex!" Zhuo coldly sneered back.

"What did you say!?" Gui asked, furious.

The two of them immediately started fighting again. With his martial prowess, Zhuo Ling Bin was dangerous even if he was unarmed…

At least, against Gui, a defenseless professor, his attacks were lethal! Although Gui couldn't defeat even one finger of Zhuo Ling Bin's, he could still use the only attack he knew, which was to dodge constantly while picking up random stuff beside him to throw in Zhuo Ling Bin's direction.

I watched my belongings—my book, my paperweight, and my wireless mouse—being thrown around by Gui while Zhuo destroyed my filing cabinet and extra work chair with his random kicks. 'My precious study is being devastated by these two tactless people… I'm furious!'

I was so angry that N number of my veins popped out, and my fists were clenched tightly. Finally, I unleashed my ultimate attack, bellowing, "Arctic Fox! Some people are increasing the amount of cleaning that Kenshin has to do!"

As the words left my mouth, Zhuo froze in midair in the middle of a kick, while Gui looked at the mug he was going to throw and carefully placed it back at its original spot.

Arctic Fox is truly the most ruthless of all. Especially when it comes to matters concerning Kenshin, she doesn't know what it means to have mercy!

After all, no one wants to go against a person who, at the age of eighteen and still wearing her school uniform, already wielded flying daggers as a member of the criminal underworld! Unless you feel you've lived too long and want to die immediately, that is.

From the door, two figures walked in silently. One of them was Kenshin, and the other was his perpetual stalker — Arctic Fox who was glaring at Gui and Zhuo.

"Everyone is here," said Kenshin succinctly.

"Everyone? Who is 'everyone'?"I asked Kenshin who stepped aside.

"Wicked and Gui, are both of you fighting again?" asked Wolf-bro. His hearty laugh was so loud that it could be heard coming from outside the study, and it was accompanied by the sound of Yulian's soft laughter.

"Wolf-bro/Wolf!" The three of us said in unison as the pair entered my office.

"Wolf-bro, why are you here?" asked Gui, surprised.

"Oh? Has everyone forgotten what day today is?" asked Yulian. The smile on her face was as warm as ever.

"Come-invade-Prince's-office-Day?" I asked, deadpanned as I walked over to give Yulian a hug as I hadn't seen her in a long time. "If so, I apparently I didn't get the memo."

Wolf-bro and Yulian laughed. "You haven't changed at all, Prince." Yulian said, but there was an obvious hint of a smile in the corner of her eyes.

"This fellow has always been like this. She'll never change!" Loli teased me as she leaned on the doorway.

"As the saying goes, a leopard never changes its spots!" Yang Ming added as he revealed a helpless expression.

"Wooow! You two are actually sober at this hour!" I shot back before gesturing to Gui. "Gui usually have to drive to the pub in order to drag the two of you, who are completely wasted, home."

"Sigh, the pub has closed down," said Loli with an expression full of heartfelt pain.

"Oh, really?" I drawled. "And that would be why~?"

"I only picked a few fights in their shop. To my surprise, they went out of business and now we have to look for a new pub again." Yang Ming sighed as he shook his head. He said, "Lolidragon, if you had flirted less, then I wouldn't have had to fight with that group of perverts."

"Hmph! You're the one who should flirt less. This reminds me, what happened to that hot babe from last time?" replied Lolidragon, determined not to be outdone.

"Ah, yes, Because you two were jealous, you two closed a very much beloved pub down." I said my voice getting cold, causing Loli and Ming to freeze in place.

"Judging from the amount of damage you two inflicted on the pub, you now owe me..." I tossed a flash card to the young couple who caught it before going white in shock.

They slowly looked up at me only to see my shark like smile.

"I'd advice you to start praying that your punishments are short and swift." I told them, happily already thinking of taking Loli's allowance for shopping away for several months and putting Ming on work probation.

"Prince-sis!" A dignified face with a hint of playfulness appeared beside the door. The androgynous beauty standing beside her revealed the identity of the young girl.

"Doll! Caelus!" Now I was really shocked. If a queen had come and leaned on your door, you would be shocked, right? I asked in slight disbelief, "W-What are you two doing here?!"

"He-he, this is because Doll wants to marry Caelus!" Doll said while pouting as she clung to Caelus's arm.

"Congratulations!" I said with a smile, not at all surprised with their engagement announcement with Fairsky and Sunshine already having done so.

"Yep, but my chancellors said that because I am the Queen, I can't marry Caelus. Therefore, I abdicated and passed the crown to my younger sister." Doll was all smiles as she said, "Now Doll doesn't have a place to go anymore, so is it alright for Doll to stay with Prince-sis from now on?"

I glanced at Gui who smiled and nodded happily.

"Of course! Gui and I have always felt that this house is too big and the number of people staying here too few!" I said, laughing happily.

"What was Prince-sis doing? Eric and Alisha have been grinning stupidly beside you this whole time." The observant Doll noticed their two presence near my desk, causing everyone to turn in question.

"Ah!" I exclaimed, in joy before bring up my book for everyone to see. "I have finally completed writing my book! I was just about to name it when everyone arrived."

On hearing this, everyone looked at one another in amusement.

"Didn't you already name it long ago?" Eric asked as he moved to stand next to the others.

"What do you mean?" I asked as I turned to look at them.

"Yin Yun Min," Eric said slowly with everyone smiling at me. "Regardless of whether you were a guy or girl, you'd forever remain in our hearts as the Blood Elf Prince who always laughed wickedly in the face of danger, cherished his closest comrades, and was a most incredible leader and friend."

"But since you're really a woman, we reluctantly named you Half Prince." Loli pipped up as everyone laughed.

I joined in even as I felt a ping of happiness run through me as I looked at my closest friends and companions even after all these years.

Fate had finally smiled at me and I knew as I looked at these people that I would never be left all alone again. Left alone to question if I was even worthy of having someone being near me...

I had finally gotten what I've always wanted: a home, love, true friendship, and a huge family.

And it all started when I was nothing, but a programmer's daughter.

FIN

A/N And THAT my wonderful readers is the end! :) Thanks for much for reading, reviewing, and enjoying this story! Hopefully it matched everyone's expectations and hit everyone's funny bone at least once! :D

And with this; I hope the find another manga, book, or what else that I can place a character of my own in that all my faithful readers will enjoy and love! :) Till then signing off!

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