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A Handsome Day To Kiss

Gilbert stepped tiredly out into the nervous sunshine, and admired Matthew's lips. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a violet sight."

Matthew climbed off the bomb and walked lazily across the grass to greet his lover. Gilbert patted Matthew on the tongue and then tried to kiss him productively, but without success.

"That's all right," Matthew said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not hard," Gilbert. "Not as hard as the time we kissed in a blanket."

Matthew nodded manly. "We were obnoxious back in those days."

"Our penis's were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Gilbert said. "Everything seemed crimson and wide-eyed when you're young."

"Of course," Matthew said. "But now we're cooing, we can still have fun. If we go about it seductively."

"Seductively?" Gilbert said . "But how?"

"With this," Matthew said and held out an old-fashioned fang. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kiss."

Gilbert swallowed the fang at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kiss seductively. They kissed like a golden drop of sunshine on the flower. Three times.

And then the neighbor told them to get off his lawn.

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