Just something I was playing with... Chapters are sequential. Don't pretend you don't know what happens when the line breaks up the chatting.


The First

Roy: "Wow."

Cheshire: "Don't look so surprised."

Roy: "That... that was great and everything, but if you're going to kill me, can I at least put my clothes back on?"

Roy: "Whoa, what are you - "

Cheshire: "Don't talk so much, Red."


Cheshire: "Where do you think you're going?"

Roy: "Uh, well, it's really late, and I have to... Nevermind."

Cheshire: "That's what I thought."


Roy: "I shouldn't be here."

Roy: "This is wrong."

Roy: "Dinah's going to have my hide."

Cheshire: "What happens in ratty motels stays in ratty motels. And while we're fucking, I don't want to hear about your girlfriends."

Roy: "She's not my - "

Cheshire: "Stop talking."

Roy: "Jealous?"

Cheshire: "Just get over here."


Roy: "Where are you going?"

Cheshire: "I thought you had to find your tights and get out of here."

Roy: "Yeah, but - "

Cheshire: "If this is going to happen, Red, it's going to be when and how I say. And now I say it's time to get lost."

Roy: "So besides you dragging me off crime scenes and then jumping out the window, how is this going to work?"

Cheshire: "What do you mean, 'besides'?"