Hey guys. Haven't updated in a while. I just wanted to inform you all that I have finished my freshmen year a week ago, and I couldn't be happier about my summer break hehe. I guess I will be able to do updates more regularly now. I am starting a new story in a few days, but it is not about Faberry.

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I hope you enjoy the chapter!

(December 14th, 12:36pm)

Caller 2:
"It's lovely. Your voice that is."

Caller 1:
"I know, this is the fourty-seventh time you've mentioned it. Yours is.."

Caller 2:
"Watch it."

Caller 1:
"..very barbrarian. "

Caller 2:
"Is that a compliment? "

Caller 1:
"Sure, why not."

Caller 2:
"Quinn.."

Caller 1:
"It's a compliment. I think it's wonderful."

Caller 2:
"Why thank you. May I let you know a little secret?"

Caller 1:
"Blow me away."

Caller 2:
"I squealed internally."

Caller 1:
"What, why?"

Caller 2:
"Because until now I used to wonder how does barbrarian actually sound from the creator of the word herself."

Caller 1:
"Sexy, right?"

Caller 2:
"You have a mysterious but incredibly positive vague and husky voice, and it is just simply tremendous, I would like to informed more about your genetics- "

Caller 1:
"You could have just said yes."

Caller 2:
"But then you wouldn't have said that, meaning that there would be less amount of words. Equals less sexy."

Caller 1:
"Ah, well, eloquence has spoken."

Caller 2:
"Indeed."

Caller 1:
"It's still weird. "

Caller 2:
"I will use less words, I solemnly swear on Barbra's hairdresser's life-"

Caller 1:
"Yeah, first of all, major fail. Second, I mean this. Us. Having an over the phone conversation, actually hearing each other's voices for the first time."

Caller 2:
"Yes, I agree. But I'm glad. I'm happy that this is happening. Your voice became my new favorite sound."

Caller 1:
"Oh yeah? Well, if I had known that I would have called a long time ago."

Caller 2:
"Say my name."

Caller 1:
"Okay, this is becoming sexual."

Caller 2:
"Why do you always have to manifest that perverted brain of yours?"

Caller 1:
"What? We're not phone sexing."

Caller 2:
"That wasn't even my intention! I politely asked of you to simply pronounce my name."

Caller 1:
"Fine, fine. Rachel."

Caller 2:
"It sounds nice. "

Caller 1:
"Rachel."

Caller 2:
"It sounds really nice. "

Caller 1:
"Rachel."

Caller 2:
"Alright, it's becoming a bit robotic now, don't you think."

Caller 1:
"It was a warning actually."

Caller 2:
"Quinn? "

Caller 1:
"Yeah?"

Caller 2:
"Nothing."

Caller 1:
"You're driving me crazy here, barbrarian.."

Caller 2:
"Maybe that's my point, Obi Quinn Kenobi."

Caller 1:
"So wrong, Rach, so wrong. But hey, you tried, I'll give you that."

Caller 2:
"Where are you by the way?"

Caller 1:
"I finished my shift at the caffee, I'm heading towards the music shop right now."

Caller 2:
"May I know what you are buying?"

Caller 1:
"It's private."

Caller 2:
"Quinn, it's not like you are going to an erotic shop, which is in my own opinion completely justified and natural. "

Caller 1:
"Rachel."

Caller 2:
"Quinn."

Caller 1:
"Rachel."

Caller 2:
"Quinn."

Caller 1:
"Rachel!"

Caller 2:
"Hey, you started it. The hunger names. "

Caller 1:
"Seriously, Rach, just no."

Caller 2:
"You're not fun."

Caller 1:
"No, your definition of fun is invalid."

Caller 2:
"Pardon me, but what is the valid definition of fun?"

Caller 1:
"Me."

Caller 2:
"No, that's the official definition of narcissism."

Caller 1:
"You win."

Caller 2:
"Really?"

Caller 1:
"No. See, this is why I'm representing fun. Fun is basically everything that stands against the authority, the law, any kind of rules, and I have to be the fun one in our relationship, like I said before, because one of has to keep it at balance, and you're way too.. Barbra to hold the title."

Caller 2:
"I'm way too Barbra? "

Caller 1:
"You're way too Barbra."

Caller 2:
"Fine. Then you're way too Yoda."

Caller 1:
"Okay."

Caller 2:
"No, it's not okay."

Caller 1:
"It's perfectly okay. "

Caller 2:
"Well, it's not supposed to be. "

Caller 1:
"Whatever you say."

Caller 2:
"I hate you. And what kind of a relationship is this?."

Caller 1:
"Well I can't use 'an anon kind' excuse anymore. So, a highly professional one."

Caller 2:
"Oh really?"

Caller 1:
"Really."

Caller 2:
"Are you at the music shop?"

Caller 1:
"Yeah, just got here."

Caller 2:
"So, what are you buying?"

Caller 1:
"A guitar pick."

Caller 2:
"Do you have a special request for it or?"

Caller 1:
"Nah, just picked out a simple black one with a gold star on it."

Caller 2:
"Love it."

Caller 1:
"I'm glad you do. Where are you at?"

Caller 2:
"The park. Sitting in front of our tree."

Caller 1:
"Our tree? I don't remember ever gardening. "

Caller 2:
"Red maple. It's our tree, period. "

Caller 1:
"You should write something on, like in those typical, classic cliché teen movies, where the couple carve their names into trees and fool themselves into thinking that that way bonds them forever. Seriously, stupid little fucks."

Caller 2:
"Always a charmer. God, I don't know if you believe this, but the park is insanely full of people today. I wonder if there is a manifestation or anything like that."

Caller 1:
"Well, search around. Man, the best way to do something so fucking crazy is in the crowd. Like, make a complete fool out of yourself or make everyone else look like an idiot. So many options."

Caller 2:
"That is kind of risky."

Caller 1:
"Well, you are a geeky nerd after all."

Caller 2:
"And you still are one proud Jedi."

Caller 1:
"Out and proud."

Caller 2:
"Wave your flag."

Caller 1:
"No, I should raise a light saber."

Caller 1:
"Yup, it's crowded here. I think it's some kind of a national day of something but I can't really see what's it about."

Caller 1:
"Are there any men in jean shorts or women with short hair and tattooed to their neck?"

Caller 2:
"Don't really see people like that, no.. Why though?"

Caller 1:
"Thought it was pride."

Caller 2:
"It's not pride. And don't be stereotypical."

Caller 1:
"Sorry, didn't mean to be. Anyways, I should be going now, I'm supposed to be expecting a call from my mother. "

Caller 2:
"Of course. Quinn.. "

Caller 1:
"Yeah?"

Caller 2:
"I just.. I'm really glad we're talking again. You have no idea how much I've missed you."

Caller 1:
"I've missed you too, Rach. So much. Have you listened to the CD I made for you?"

Caller 2:
"Right after our 'last' conversation. And every day till today. It is the most beautiful cover I have ever had the pleasure of hearing."

Caller 1:
"Thank you, it means a lot. I know how much you needed it and I wanted to somehow show you how much I needed you."

Caller 2:
"I.. I am going to do something I might regret for the rest of my life, something that will cause a self embarrassment but I am going to prove to you how much I needed you back."

Caller 1:
"Rach, what are you going to do?"

Caller 1:
"Rachel?"

Caller 2:
"Quinn Skysplits is a fucking proud Jedi!"

Caller 1:
"Rachel?!"

Caller 2:
"Quinn Skysplits is a fucking proud Jedi!"

Caller 1:
"Oh my god, Rachel, you need to stop."

Caller 2:
"No, you're laughing. It's beautiful. Quinn Skysplits is a fucking proud Jedi!"

Caller 1:
"Okay, okay, I think they are aware of my *job*."

Caller 2:
"Well, you *are* one fucking proud Jedi. "

Caller 1:
"I can't believe you did that. You just screamed from the top of your lungs at the crowd. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Caller 2:
"W-what? You told me that I-"

Caller 1:
"I know, you idiot. I was kidding. I'm just still in shock. You cursed."

Caller 2:
"How was that for proving myself?"

Caller 1:
"You just became the world's biggest lunatic, congratulations."

Caller 2:
"I don't care about the world. Was that enough for you?"

Caller 2:
"It was more than enough."

Caller 2:
"Really?."

Caller 1:
"Yeah, really."

Caller 2:
"I'm glad. Because now I have to go and sign up an appointment for plastic surgery. "

Caller 1:
"Ha ha. Hey, everything is crazy fun, remember?"

Caller 2:
"Yes, ASS, I remember it perfectly. As much as virtual it was, it was simple yet the most endearing date I have ever had."

Caller 1:
"I'm flattered."

Caller 2:
"I've just missed you."

Caller 1:
"I've missed you too. You're still waiting for never?"

Caller 2:
"Only if you're still my plan B."

(22:46pm)

The tree is carved, my lady.

(22:48pm)
I am afraid.

(22:49pm)
Sending you a pic that I took myself.

(22:52pm)
Like it?

(22:53pm)
Omg.

(22:54pm)
JFC? Why would you write something like that?

(22:56pm)
Well, we always used it when were slightly worried about each other or so. You were the one who taught me that JFC stands for Just Friendly Care.

(22:57pm)
And you actually wrote that on the tree?

(22:57pm)
Yes, look at the picture again, I even drew a heart next to it.

(22:59pm)
Oh god, now people are going to think that either some very devoted and faithful Christians have written it or on a complete contrary, atheists.

(23:02pm)
Why would they think that?

(23:04pm)
Never mind, I'm just tired to think too much. Okay, that's our tree.

(23:04pm)
Yup, it's our JFC.

(23:05pm)
Please, don't call it like that.

(23:07pm)
Well, what should I call it then?

(23:10pm)
Can we discuss this in the morning?

(23:10pm)
Okay, skysplits. Rest and we will talk tomorrow.

(23:11pm)
Good night

(23:16pm)
"You, equivalent to perfection." I'm not sure if you remember me sending this to you once, but I just wanted to remind you of it. I still think so.

(23:18pm)
I remember.

(23:19pm)
"You, equivalent to life-just-wasn't-that-much-alive-without-you."

(23:20pm)
"You, equivalent to such-a-poem-writer."

(23:22pm)
"You, equivalent to I-love-you."

(23:23pm)
"You, equivalent to I-love-you-too."