by: junemary and Crusader Adventure

june: ne, ne, ne, Calla-chan (or VanVan), why don't you register and become a FFN author already?
c.a: *fidgets* no way, Seri-chan (I hate calling you Avis. Seri is a much better nickname)! What would the people say? I suck at everything! I suck at grammar! I suck at describing!
june:*sighs* alright, alright. Sheesh.
c.a: *blushes*I'll try.

NOTE: this is the epilogue of this story! We are not good with grammar and stuff but we had fun in writing this.

NOTE: This is junemary's and Crusader Adventure's CHRISTMAS PRESENT and NEW YEAR PRESENT to you guys (though it's late)!

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Epilogue

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"Where are they, Irie?" Tsuna rubbed his head in agitation.

They are currently on their way to the Japan Branch of the Vongola Enterprise. Even though they are using the fastest model (ever co-invented by the three geniuses: Spanner, Gianinni and Irie Shoicihi that can even make the Ferrari go to shame), they are still far away from their destination.

Tsuna had to deal with them, and fast before any havoc wreaks and make Japan a battlefield (or else he'll have to answer to Hibari and be bitten to death).

"I don't know." Irie eyed his boss with pity. "They all of the sudden barged into my office and demanded to know your whereabouts. I told them I don't know then they left."

"Just like that? They didn't torture you or forced you?" Gokudera asked.

"Do you think I'll be here if they tortured me?" Irie gave him a wtf-look. "The places where I'll be if they did 'torture' me are the hospital or the morgue."

"That's funny!" Yamamoto laughed whole-heartedly.

Chrome sighed, "It's a good thing that Viper didn't torture you mentally."

Ryohei pumped his fists in the air and extremely screamed, "LUSSURIA DIDN'T HARRASS YOU?!"

"Errm, no, Ryohei-san. And boy was I glad that he didn't."

"I'm sure you Belphegor's annoying 'ushishishishi' laugh got you." Gokudera crossed his arms.

"No, I think Squalo's loud 'VOIIIS' got him more!" Yamamoto said with that annoying goofy laugh.

"It didn't. Well, it scared the hell out of me but no, it didn't." Irie reasoned.

"I'm sure Levi-nii acted like someone I know." Lambo mumbled, snatching a glance to Hayato's way.

A large bump appeared in Lambo's head (you all know where that came from).

"I don't act like a lapdog like that freak, you brat!" Gokudera was about to add another mountain in Lambo's head but Ryohei is restraining him.

Guilty, huh? all of them thought.

Yamamoto laughed, "Oh you don't?"

Gokudera glared at him.

"Be glad that I've disposed of Mosca, herbivore." Hibari said. He is actually sitting at the other end of the limousine.

"I'm sure Spanner wouldn't launch his Mosca's at me." And he added silently, "I'm pretty sure he will be more than happy to launch it to you."

"Shut up, herbivore or else I'll bite you to death." Hibari opened the limousine door and fled.

"Tch." Irie snapped.

Suddenly, a large dent of the limousine's roof was created and a loud 'I HEARD THAT HERBIVORE! I'LL GET TO YOU LATER!' was heard.

Irie shivered.

Tsuna groaned, "Don't worry. Kyoya won't be able to land a punch on you."

A punch, eh? So, he'll land a finger on me? Irie Shoichi sighed, "Thanks, Tsuna-kun."

"Was Xanxus there as well?"

"Yes but he was asleep when they barged in my office. Squalo's carrying him like a sack. He was even forming bubbles in his nose as he snores."

"Good. Thank God he didn't blast off your office."

The car came to a halt. The driver opened the car door for Decimo and his guardians.

Tsuna was about to go down first but Gokudera stopped him.

"We'll scan the area first, Jyuudaime."

All of the guardians got off and after a moment, Lambo signalled Tsuna an 'ok' sign. Decimo got out and what he saw was spectacular? No, magnificent? No, it's war.

Hundreds, no, thousands NO! BILLIONS of Mosca's are lined in front of the building. All are armed and ready for take-off (all versions of Moscas are present).

"Oh, Vongola." Spanner approached the stunned Decimo.

"What kind of sorcery is this?" Tsuna blurted out.

"I'm preparing for battle, Vongola."

All troops prepare for World War III! , a loud PR system echoed throughout the vicinity (mind you, it is a fifty hectare land).

"Have you tracked them down yet, Gianinni?" Spanner asked Gianinni, who was beside him manoeuvring the Emperor Mosca along with the others that tailed them behind.

"Yes. They're flame signals are in Namimori General Hospital."

Why of all places in the hospital? Tsuna thought worriedly as he tagged along with the war force.

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"Mochida, it isn't the end of the world. Sawada's just got the upper hand this time. You can strike back anytime you want." Nezu tried to comfort the petrified Kensuke Mochida in his hospital bed.

Mochida didn't answer. He just remained to gaze in his window, remembering the times when he hogged all the glory and fame.

"I just want to die." He suddenly said.

"VOOOOOIIII! THEN YOU'LL GET IT!" the silver haired swordsman yelled as he cut the door into half.

Nezu bolted from his seat as he was taken by surprise by the shout. Seven figures stepped in the room (well, except for one because he was carried bridal-style by a bearded man with parabolas in his back).

"Who are you?" Nezu stuttered. "Who gave you permission to get in?"

"Ushishishishi. The prince does not need permission or whatsoever from commoners."

"Bel-senpai, you're noisy."

"They didn't give me money so I had to make them suffer."

"Arararara. They didn't seem appealing to me."

"VOOII!"

"BE QUIET ALL OF YOU! THE BOSS IS SLEEPING!"

THWACK!

"Trashes." A very dangerous voice uttered. The bearded man got punched through the wall.

"YOU SLEEPY BASTARD OF A BOSS, WE'RE HERE FOR A JOB AND ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP!"

Guns clicked and are aimed directly at the swordsman forehead, "Trash."

"Arararara. Please, let's just get the job done."

"Kill Nezu Dohachiro and Kensuke Mochida right? That was the job description."

"Yep. Who gets to kill them?"

"Ushishishishi. The prince gets to kill them."

"Bel-senpai, you can't handle it alone. I will."

"I need the money, morons. So I get to kill them."

"NO!"

"I SAID I'LL KILL THEM!"

While they banter, their preys stayed mortified in their places.

The Varia leader was annoyed, pissed beyond compare. So Xanxus fired his gun upwards, completely silencing the noisy bunch.

"Okay, we'll have it this way. Whoever has the best idea gets to kill. I'll go first." He clicked his guns and pointed it at Nezu and Mochida, "Fire at them until they're ashes."

"VOOOOIII! SLICE THEM TO MINCE MEAT AND FORM THEM INTO A PUZZLE!"

"Arararara. Charm them with my sexiness until they drop."

"Make them suffer."

"How? Mammon-senpai?" Belphegor asked innocently.

"You don't want to know."

"Oh. I'll pass." Belphegor said to the group.

They looked at each other and Xanxus said, "All are good ideas."

"Then why don't we just take turns?"

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BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

All troops halt! The PR system chimed.

Vongola Decimo and his guardians (without Hibari) along with the three mechanics stared wide-eyed at the hospital.

The hospital is a wreck (specifically the 13th floor). The windows were smashed to the ground and there was smoke from that floor. Good thing is that all patients, staff and doctors were able to evacuate.

The group approached a doctor and asked what happened.

"We have no idea. We panicked by the noise of slashing and bombs and screaming in the 13th floor. Well, were lucky that no one was confined in the 13th floor at the moment." The doctor massaged his beard and added, "No, I think there was one."

"Doctor! Kensuke Mochida in room 13-01 is missing! He must be in caught in the explosion!"

Oh no.

Tsuna and his guardians hurriedly took off. The firemen stationed at the entrance tried to stop them but failed miserably. They barricaded the inventors but with a simple utter of Vongola they were able to pass.

They made their way to the 13th floor. There was smoke and falling rubbles but that didn't hinder them. They all are not new to this situation. After walking and kicking, they reached their destination.

"Decimo-sama's here!" Fran said in a supposedly happy face with his usual poker face.

"Fran! What happened here?"

"Boss happened."

"Wha-? Never mind that. Why are you in Japan? Did Mukuro send you to hunt me? Why wreck the hospital? You could have killed innocent people? Kyoya's going to bite me to death? Where are the others? What about—"

"Decimo-sama, I can't answer all that."

"What are you doing here?"

"Master sent us here to kill/annihilate/decimate Kensuke Mochida and Nezu Dohachiro."

"Huh? Why?"

Fran placed a finger in his forehead and said, "We were attacked then of course we won. He sent a message to Chrome-nee via telepathy (a/n: Awwwww.. FRAN YOU CUTIE!) about what happened. Then he asked about what's happening in Japan. And sent us to kill/annihilate/decimate Kensuke Mochida."

All eyes on Chrome.

"Chrome?"

"I just poured all my anger on Mukuro-sama about how Mochida and Nezu mistreated boss."

"You could have told us."

"I can't just backslash them in front. It's unladly-like, says Mukuro-sama."

Tsuna just crossed his arms and smirked, 'What over-protective guardians he has. Oh well, I'm going to turn a blind eye on this. Just this once.'

"Chrome, please tell Mukuro that he's going to take-over ALL my paperwork for a year."

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END!

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!