So this is a work in progress. I've had a lot of this written out for almost a year, but I'm finally able to start working on the ending chapters, so I hope you guys like it. I know the first chapter is pretty short, but it has to get them ready for what is going to happen. I'll hopefully have the second part up tomorrow, I just have to go through and fix any mistakes. Let me know what you think if you have the time!

"No, no, no," Reid exclaimed like a chant to the four people whispering around him. "NO, I will not have anything to do with this. I refuse."

"What's the worst that could happen, kid?"

"Oh, I don't know, they could kill you! Literally kill you and they'd probably get away with it!"

"Nothing is going to happen, Spence. In fact they'll probably thank us," the blonde informed her worried friend.

"Thank us for lying to them? I doubt that. Kill us for lying is more like it. I'm out!" He cried as he started to walk away.

Garcia's hand wrapped around his small wrist and pulled him back. "You aren't going anywhere genius. We need you on this! And if you don't want to help you still have to stay here."

"Why? When Emily finds out she will hurt me."

"If you don't stay I will hurt you," Garcia informed him with a sweet deadly smirk.

"Why are you doing this to me?" he whined.

"Calm down," Rossi finally chimed in. "We're doing this for their own good. It'll get them past the awkward phase."

"Have you seen the Hangover kid? It'll be just like that."

"Yes I have seen that and if you don't recall someone lost a tooth, they stole a tiger, someone married a whore and they couldn't find their friend!"

Morgan blinked rapidly then took a deep breath. "Okay, so it won't be just like that."

"But you'll make them forget what happened."

"That's the point," Garcia groaned loudly.

"Spence," JJ started then pulled him aside, "if they don't remember then they'll guess that it did happen. We need them not to recall what was going on."

Reid started to protest again, but JJ quickly cut him off.

"Nothing is going to happen to them. They're going to drink some then practically pass out and we'll handle the rest. They will be safe—no one will lose any teeth. I promise. And you know me, if anything starts to get out of hand I'll step in and end it. This is supposed to be fun," she explained. "We're doing this for them."

Reid bowed his head and pinched the bridge of his nose. He felt a headache coming on. He turned his gaze back to JJ. "I don't want to be a part of this. You four can sign your own death certificate but I'm not signing mine, but I will stay here in the sidelines."

"That's fine," JJ smiled. "Thanks Spence," she said before heading back over to the three sitting patiently at the table. "We're all set."