A/N: Something I've said in the last two stories. Plus, this is very lazy.

Summary: Read the story. I'm not saying the same thing twice.

Story With a Title

Hey audience, this is ssj2luke, and I'm going to write a story for you. I'm not sure what for, I'll probably think of it after I've already started. I've got to hurry though, I have a lot of nothing to do.

So let's get started.

The setting is in a place you've all heard of before, cause it's 3:00 in the morning, I'm tired, and I got nothing else I can think of.

That's right, in New York City.

Time?

I guess 2?

2 early for breakfast?

Oh boy, supper time.

Day of week?

Why of course, TGIF!

Year?

Who cares?

Season?

Why am I even bothering?

Now the category. Hmmm, what have I already used? (Think of Jeopardy theme) Oh, right! Ninja Turtles.

This shall be a Ninja Turtles story.

Which turtle? Well, I already used the fun one, whatever his name is. I guess I'll use the one that's always shouting and hitting things.

Should I look up his name? Nah, I'll call him Red today.

Ok, Red will get mad and hit a lot of things. Eat a little cereal. Swing those pointy trident thingies around. Maybe argue with Blue for a little while.

"Shit! Fuck! Bitch!" Red says.

"Blah blah. Do what I say!" Blue says.

Orange laughs.

"Guys, what are you saying?" Donatello says.

Red and Blue say, "No dialogue that requires work in this story!"

"Fine," Purple says, "Smart stuff."

Red gets really mad and goes somewhere else.

Now time for a conflict.

Red gets attacked by worst enemy, known in this story as Guy That Reminds Me Of Cheese.

Want to know how? Use your imagination.

There is a fight.

Lots of twirling, jumping and flipping.

Expected something better? Well too bad. This is my lazy story.

Red loses, and gets captured.

Pretend there was a time warp.

Now we're in Cheese Guy's Lab. We're joined by Tank With A Brain, Giant Scarface (Hun), and Sir Not Appearing In This Story.

Red is tied down to a table.

Many bondage fanfics are written because of this scene.

Cheese Guy says, "Hahahaha. Evil Plan. Disgusting turtles."

Tank With A Brain: "I agree."

Giant Scarface: *grumble*

Sir Not Appearing In This Story: …..

There is an explosion. Other turtles appear.

There is another fight scene. This time with lazers.

Cheese Head says, "Curses!"

Red is rescued. All is well.

Turtles walk home.

Orange turns to audience and says, "Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-That's All Fo-"

I interrupt. Looks like we're out of time.

"But wait!" Mikey says, "I didn't get to-"

The End.

A/N: This took less than an hour. Need I explain why?