A/N: I'm finally hitting on some suggestions! *pats self on back* Four more espada to go, and the first round will be done. Onward and forward!

Disclaimer: Can't this word be enough…?


Mary Had a Little Lamb

"'Mary had a little lamb

Little lamb, Little lamb

Mary had a little lamb

Whose fleece was white as snow

Everywhere that Mary went,

Mary went, Mary went

Everywhere that Mary went

The lamb was sure to go

Mary-'"

"I GET IT!" roared Nnoitra and Grimmjow at the same time.

Yah, to be honest, I only knew the first two verses and was about to make up another one (Is there even a third verse…? Bah. Who cares?) but…alas. I got interrupted.

"Who wants the song?" I asked. As usual, I didn't wait for a response, "Hallibel!"

She is probably the only other female (the other being Ran-chan) who can set me at unease with a glare, "What?" she growled.

"I…err…think that…err…you should…err...sing this song…?" I managed not to squeak.

"I don't sing."

I cleared my throat, "Well, it doesn't exactly have to be you who sings it. Maybe you can sing it with Kitty-kun?" I gestured vaguely toward Grimmjow. I let him splutter before continuing, "You can be Mary and he can be the lamb!"

"Why the hell am I the lamb?!" yelled the sixth espada. To Hallibel he said, "You have fraccion, right?"

Hallibel sighed, "Well, those three are like lambs…"

I assume that that was an "I accept". I grinned, "Well. Now all we have to do is change 'Mary' to 'Hallibel' and 'lamb' to 'lambs.'"

"Don't push it." Hallibel said in a flat tone.

I think you all are wondering if I value my life. As I have said before, I am an expert at fleeing. Therefore, I provoke as much as I like. Which is why I kept on rambling.

"It'll go like this:

'Hallibel had three little lambs

Little lambs, little lambs

Hallibel had three little lambs

Whose….'"

I faltered there since, well, "white as snow" indicates a sense of purity and I certainly did not want to put the espada on the same level that I was so…

Hallibel stood up abruptly and slowly drew her zanpaktou, "I told you…NOT TO PUSH IT!"

Noooo, she did not kill me (In your faces). She broke the table.

That had all the food in it.

And yes, Yammy bawled his little eyes out.

Before realizing that he could just eat the food right off the floor.

Heathen.

I sighed. I guess it was time for an interlude anyways.


A/N: For all of you who gave me suggestions for Aaroniero (yah, I know that was last chapter) thank you! I haven't forgotten about them, I'm just putting them on a shelf. I WILL GET TO ALL REQUESTS AND IDEAS!

(I'm just really slow at getting to them…)

Thank you Moonblossom15 and Gh0st R1der!