Chapter 1
The Prank

"Shut up!"

"No, you shut up!"

Aaannd this is what a simple green haired mother wakes up to. Slowly Palutena gets out of bed to what's all the fuss is about.

"I told you that shirt is mine!" Yelled pit

"No its not! This is my size!" Dark pit pushed his brother with his hands in to his face

"It's my size too!" Pit pushed backed. "We are twins!"

"No way, then how can mom tell us apart if we're twins?!" Yelled Pittoo

"What's with all the hullabaloo?" Screamed the mama Palutena, "If you don't tell me, I'll squeeze your heads!"

"No! My brains will pop out!" Pit hid behind pittoo

Dark pit crossed his arms across his chest and answered the angry lady in their room, he took a deep breath and closed his eyes. "Pit took my shirt!" The bother pointed at his twin behind him

"WHAT!? No, he took mine!" Yelled pit pushing pittoo, who shook his head.

Palutena rolled her eyes over the useless argument, "The shirts are exactly the same! Just pick one and eat or else you're going to be late for your first day of high school!" The sleepy mama went back to her room. The boys quickly put on their uniforms, a plain white dress shirt with short sleeves, on the right sleeve had the school patch stitched on. And they had a bluish tie with matching colored long pants. Dark pit had his top button undone and his tie untied hanging around his neck, while pit had his uniform on properly. Pittoo opened the bread box and stuffed a bagel in his mouth. Pit came in the kitchen right behind his bro and he opens the bread box

"Aww, what you took the last bagel." He frowned, dark pit rolled his eyes and grabbed his bag heading out the door, kicking his shoes on. Pit followed with his bag in his hand and a bread slice in his mouth. They hopped onto to the sidewalk heading to school, side by side.

"Hey, won't you get a dress violation?" Pit asked his brother, he shrugged finishing his bagel. The two boys got in the hallways of their new school with minutes to spare "yo! This is the room" called pit glancing at a piece of paper in his hands. Dark pit kicked opened the door with his brother behind him folding up the paper and putting it in his pocket. The teacher wasn't in the room yet, which means they weren't late. They saw a lot of familiar faces in the classroom like, viridi, from their late school year, she was holding a rock in her hand. And standing next to her was the girl's best friend, phosphora. She's the quickest and the best on the girls track team. and by the window they saw a cool blue haired prankster holding water balloons, sticking them out the window with a devil smirk, a couple of laughing boys surrounded her. In the back of the class was the nobody.

"Dang... Thanatos is in this class." Moaned dark pit, his brother frowned. Pit saw his best friend in this class too. Dark pit doesn't have any best friends LONER XD but he is popular with the boys for being his cool self. Pit walked over to a tuff looking black haired boy leaning up against the wall. "Hey, Magnus! You're in this class too?" Called the waving pit.

Magnus looked up "oh, no way!" He smiled at his friend "long time no see man!" And the two besties started talking to each other. Dark pit watched his brother leave and decided to make his way to the few boys by the blue haired girl.

"I think it would be better if you filled the balloons with ink." Suggested pittoo. The girl looked towards the voice, dark pit saw this girl in his last years class, but never really got to know her, just that she loves tricks and pranks. The boys listened and agreed nodding their head say junk like, "that's the dark pit we know" or like "that's a great idea" or "like I love dark p! You're so smart!" The girl looked down at her water filled balloons.

"Hey, you were in my class last year right?" Pittoo asked and started thinking what her name was what is it again, "p-panda? p-"

"It's Pandora" the blue haired girl finished. She pulled out a small bottle of paint that she 'borrowed' from the art room. "Well I was going to save this for something special but… your idea is way better, thanks… pit right?" She asked pulling a balloon from her back skirt pocket. The girls uniform was pretty simple like the guys, same top but more fitted to a girl's body, they had a big bluish bow instead of a tie and a bluish skirt, there school patch was still on the right arm.

"Pit is my brother, you can call me dark pit." He stated

"Oh, is that your brother over there then?" She pointed to a brown haired boy who stuck pencils up his noise to make some girls in class to either laugh or run away.

Dark pit slapped his forehead with his palm. "Yeah… that's him…"

"Well ok," she handed him the bottle of paint. "Help me fill this up then." Dark pit nodded and popped open the bottle while Pandora opened up the balloon a bit. She glanced out the window. "Oh hey! Let's bomb that old hag!" Dark pit followed her gaze to a scary looking teacher walking into the school. She had black hair and a dark purple dress with snakes on it. She even had a tattoo along her arms.

"Ready, one, two, THREE!" The boys surrounding watched as the two pranksters dropped the balloon out the window "now all we wait for is the-" Pandora was cut off by a loud woman screech. Dark pit high-fived Pandora, "classic!" He laughed.

"WHO DID THIS!?" Yelled the now covered with paint lady outside the school. Pandora and dark pit quickly pulled their heads back inside. Some classes opened their window to see who yelled and almost started laughing at the lady. she started to boil up and looked up to see what class was above her. "it's my class!" She gasped

"Pandora, the lady said that it came from her class." Said a boy. "That means she's a teacher… Pandora?" Another boy added. But she was too busy laughing with dark pit. "Did you see her face?" He laughed, Pandora nodded and did a imitation of it. They laughed harder until pit found out what happened.

"Dude! What did you do?" Yelled pit. "It's the first day and you already caused trouble, mom is gonna be crazy mad!" Dark pit shrugged. "Don't worry bro, how is she going to even know what class it came from, chill…" pittoo said calmly. But then the whole class stopped as they heard heavy footsteps, everyone rushed to take a sit. Pit glared at his brother, he just rolled his eyes. Pandora sunk in her seat next to dark pit. The door flew opened with an enraged teacher with paint all over her. Pandora and dark pit tried their best not to laugh, snickering quietly to themselves.

"WHO DID THIS?!" She repeated "I know it was from this room, the room above this one is closed off. Now who did this?" No one spoke. The two pranksters couldn't hold it any more, Pandora leaned back in her chair laughing while dark pit was crouched over his desk banging on it, laughing. The teacher raised an eye brow, her foot tapping and her arms crossed. "Detention after school." She declared.

"Aww, what? It's the first day" Pandora raised her hands in the air

"Come on, cut us some slack teach." Dark pit spoke

"Detention. This is unacceptable." The painted lady stated. Pittoo looked at his twin brother, pit sighed and stood up, dark pit smiled and gave him 'a thumbs up'.

"Please miss m. it is the first day of class. My brother here is too stupid to do what's right, but after your teaching I bet he'll be as good as new since I heard you are the best and most skillful teacher here." Pit said

"Fine," she looked at dark pit. "Count yourself lucky, both of you. Because of this young man," she said glancing at pit. He nodded and took his seat, his brother looked at him and mouthed the word, 'thank you'. Pit shook his head and mouthed 'whatever'. The teacher introduced herself and told everyone to work on the sheet she passed out while she got herself cleaned up. The sheet had a question that you had to answer, 'what do you want to do when your older?'

Pit thought to himself 'what do I want to do in my life?' He asked himself. His eyes widen "I WANT TO FLY ON MY OWN!" He yelled out loud, he found himself on top of his desk, arms out stretched to the air. All eyes were on him. "Uhh…" he cleared his throat and sank back down into his chair. Dark pit rolled his eyes and before you knew it the first day of school was over. Medusa assigned seats, had a tour of the school, did some work sheets and bam! End of the day with no detention thanks to dear old pit.

"Nice going on that flying thing today" smiled dark pit

"SHUT UP! You're lucky that in not telling mom about your 'almost detention'" yelled pit

"Whatever you would of anyway, your such a mama's boy, you know that"

"What no! I'm gonna tell mama on you"

"I stand corrected"

The two brothers walked side by side arguing about anything. Dark pit had his hands behind his head while pit carried his bag over his shoulder. "Hey bro," dark pit looked at his brother. "Where's your bag?" He asked. Pittoo stopped in his tracks and looked at his twin. "SHOOOOOT!" He yelled running toward the school, dragging pit behind him. "Why are you bringing me?!" Screamed pit. They got back home around sunset, palutena was cooking dinner and when she heard the door open she rushed to the door. "where have you been? School ended over an hour ago! Wait… why are you wet?" she scanned the boys if they got hurt anywhere. Pittoo crossed his arms and pit smiled "well… pittoo forgot his bag at school, and when we got back the doors were locked…" he trailed off.

*flash back*

"Hurry up bro! Your too slow" dark pit yelled. Pit had his hands resting on his knees, his uniform had dirt and some leaves on it. He glared at his brother "what are you talking about?! You dragged me here!" he puffed, pitto shrugged and made his way towards the front door trying to open it.

"After school activities don't start til next week" pit said

"So what?" dark pit sneered

"So, that means the school isn't open right now!" pit pulled his brother away from the door. Both of the boys suddenly stopped hearing footsteps. A girl with blue hair was just about to walk out the school gate until she saw a couple of friends.

"Yo!" she smiled, waving

"Sup" dark pit raised a hand. "What are you doing here?"

"Nothing, just finishing up some bis" she smiled devilishly, hiding a pack of salami behind her back. pit raised a brow but shook it off. "but the real question is, what are you guys doin here?"

"He left his bag at class" pit answered glancing at his twin.

"But the doors lock" added dark pit

"oh, so you're looking for a way in? I maybe know one." She said as she flipped her bangs out of her face. They followed her to a side door, Pandora got out a Bobbie pin and a small screw driver. The twins were surprised to see their friend bend down and put the tools by the lock.

"Pandora, I really don't-" pit started but…

"Done!" Pandora smiled proudly. Dark pit smiled "nice"

"Carful, make sure you don't get caught, or else" warned the blue haired girl. Pit panic "you're not coming?" he asked. Pandora shook her head and said "sorry not today, kiddies. I'm on a tight schedule." And with that she skipped away. 'She has a tight schedule, to do what?' Pit sighed 'we are definitely going to get caught' he thought in his mind as dark pit thanked Pandora. The two brothers quietly made their way across the halls passing the janitors who made headphones on, through the classrooms with teachers grading, all the way to their home room. "Wait!" dark pit pulled his brother by the back of his collar. "There's someone in the room, dumbass!" whispered pittoo. They gave each other a nod and peeked inside the room. "wha-" dark pit covered pit's mouth and pulled him back. Pit looked at his twin's angry face as he held a finger to his mouth.

"I feel wrong" whispered pit

"shut up" he answered back.

They were about to peek again but they heard two pairs of footsteps coming closer. Pit panicked and looked at his brother, who was wide eyed also. He thought to himself 'what would panda do?' He grabbed his brother's shoulder and kicked him out the window. The brown haired boy was 'wtf' at first but then saw dark pit hold on to the ledge from the outside. He rolled his eyes 'not the smartest idea bro,' pit said in his mind. In the hall… miss medusa and principle Hades were talking to each other. In the background you can see three sets of five fingers.

"Bro I'm fallin" pit looked over at his brother. Unlike dark pit, pit only had his left hand clinging onto the ledge.

"sorry… totally forgot that you were weak" dark pit frowned. Pit kicked his brother.

In the hall… miss medusa was smiling and nodding to the blabbing principle. Behind them dark pit jumped back into the building. He looked at the two adults with surprised wide eyes, pit trying to get up by the window. Dark pit realized and helped him up and they ran in a nearby closet, shutting the door behind them. The elderly turned their heads to the noise, but decided to shrug it off, continuing their little chat.

"Why didn't we do this in the first place?" asked pit rubbing his right arm. It was a bit dark and it was really cramped.

"I don't know, what do you think?" Dark pit angrily asked.

There was a awkward silence.

"Never speak of this again"

"Agreed" answered pit. "Hey, I think they're gone." Pit opened the door and looked both ways. "Clean!" he smiled. The two boys ran swiftly in the room.

"I see it!" pit pointed. The brother ran over to grab it. And out they went. The first thing they did when they got out was look at each other and laugh. "We handled that like a pro bro." they high-fived. Dark pit heard a familiar laugh, Pandora.

"Right…pros" she smirked. Pandora was sitting on top of the tall brick school fence, her feet dangling. The other weird part was that she was covered in black and blue paint, holding up a bag that looks very similar to pittoo's.

"what?" pit tilted his head, as his bro open the bag he was holding, he nearly dropped it as it squirted black paint into his face, Pandora and pit laughing. The squirting stopped for a moment but before dark pit can respond, blue paint squirted out of the bag which just made them laugh harder.

"surprised?" Pandora smiled, dark pit glared sighed.

"Want some water?" she snickered. She had a water bottle that had a hole on the cap and the giggling blue haired girl squirted that at pittoo's face. Dark pit smiled devilishly and stuck his hand into the bag bringing out the bottles of paint both squirting it at Pandora and his bro. Pandora laughed bringing out her own set of paint.

"Hey wait! I don't ha-" the brown haired brother was cut off as Pandora threw her paint at him and brought out some more.

She jumped off the fence, leaving the bag and the water on top, joining the two fighting brothers.

"I'm gonna kill you, Pandora!" yelled dark pit raising his paint bottles.

"I'd like to see you try!" she smirked pointing her two bottles, one in each hand at both of the boys.

"Bring it!" yelled pitto

"It's on!" smiled pit

And the ultimate paint war started. Not so far away, a blond nature student was planting flowers til she heard the paint war rumble. Viridi walked over to school grounds. Right when she stepped away from the fence into the opening she was faced with paint. In front of her she saw three paint covered students.

"Aww… no fair two against one" Pandora frowned bringing out more of her endless supply of paint.

"What is go-" viridi was cut off by Pandora, who turned around. Pit called her name in confusion as dark pit look over his shoulder.

"Oi! Viridi! Help me out will ya?" Pandora rushed over to viridi giving her two paint bottles.

"Wait, what?"

'GAME ON!'

And instantly she got covered in paint, blue, white, and other colors. She was shocked at first but smiled and joined along.

"TEAM SWITCH!" called dark pit. Pandora gave him a high-five.

Viridi hops over next to pit. "Ready pit?" she asked putting on her game face on. Pit nods with cheeks a bit red. "I'm always ready-"

"No you're not," pitto laughs squirting black paint at him.

It was about half an hour or more before pit called off the war since everyone was pretty much out of paint. Everybody looked at themselves, some trying to rub off some of the dried paint. Viridi mentioned that they were all lucky a teacher didn't catch them, they were still on school grounds. After a while Pandora suggested that they all wash up at the sinks, behind the school. They all headed towards the outside sinks.

"Hey, I think its jammed" viridi said trying to turn the knob. Dark pit glanced at Pandora, she smiled devilishly giving him a nod.

Viridi backed away as pittoo walked passed her. Pit rolled his eyes, this isn't going to end well. He told himself in his mind. Dark pit stared at sink, then out of nowhere he kicked the faucet, hard making it bend he followed through his kick so when he was done his back was facing the sink. It was silent, dark pit frowned looking over his shoulder.

"Damn… I really thought tha-"

The pipe burst out cold water, making it splash out everywhere. When dark pit kicked it, the pipe bent facing up so when the water came out it was like a fountain.

"You idiot!" pit pushed his brother "if the teachers find this-"

"Relax… besides you'll thank me later" dark pit smiled joining the ladies.

Soon enough the water made a nice wide puddle on the pavement, viridi started kicking water at pit, which of course he started kicking back, splashing more water at the whole group. And then a whole nother war started. Everyone laughed under the fountain of water. All the paint was washed off, it was just that everyone was soaked to the bone. There was still that warm summer breeze so no one was that cold, since it was nearly sun down, Pandora needed to go, viridi left as well leaving the guys to fix the sink.

"Maybe if we bend the pipe again…" pit suggested using his shirt to cover up most of the water to get close.

"No duh, Sherlock" pittoo replied. Pit backed off putting his shirt back on while the other got in stance to kick again.

"That seemed to do the trick" dark pit crossing his arms

"All righty then"

"I'm hungry.." both of the brothers started to walk.

"You think mom is gonna be angry?" pit asked grabbing pittoo's bag.

"Your such a mama's boy"

*end of flash back*

"It took you an hour to run back to school to get your brother's bag? You did nothing else?" palutena started to tap her foot. Dark pit looked at his brother.

"Heh, nothing else…" pit thought of an excuse fast "AHH! Mom! The dinner!" pit pointed inside the kitchen. Palutena jumped and rushed over to her master piece and when she came back the boys were gone. She sighed, she called them down for dinner and it looked like that took a shower. Palutena brought the 'being late' subject up again and all they would say was…

"What?"

"We don't know of such thing" pit looks at his mother with a dumb look.

"You were late today!" she snapped. The bothers looked at each other.

"We were?" dark pit asked

"I never knew" pit pretended to act confused.

"Ma, honestly, who would remember… you or us" dark pit said before he got smacked by his twin. Pit glared at dark pit, angry for bringing up her age. "Kidding…"Pittoo added.

"Eat up" palutena said dropping the 'being late' conversation.

"ahh… I'm stuffed…" dark pit patted his belly

"yeah, thank you for the meal' smiled pit, glancing at his brother nudging him at the side to say thank you.

"yeah thanks…"

After dinner pit showed some school papers to palutena. Both brothers started to get ready for bed brushing their teeth and changing.

"dude, where'd you put my tooth brush?" pit asked looking around the sink as pittoo opened up the tooth paste.

"I don't know" dark pit didn't even bother to look up

"where'd you put it?!" the brown haired brother asked getting angry

"I SAID I DON'T HAVE IT!"

"I know you have it, just tell me where it is!" pit marched up next to his brother.

"shut up I don't have it! He yelled back, pit looked at his brother, silence filled the bathroom as the brothers intensely looked each other in the eye.

Dark pit snickered.

"WHERE IS IT?"

"o-outside" pittoo answered trying to cover his laugh.

Pit got his tooth brush and when all was done the palutena residents was asleep.