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"Mom, remember how you told me once that if I wanted to know some old jutsus that I could just ask you?", Sakura asked her mom slowly.

"Yes, I remember, Honey", her mom replied apprehensively.

"Well, I was wondering if there is a jutsu that can make someone fall in love?"

Her mom's eyes widened, "Does this have to do with that Sasuke kid?"

"Yes, mom he's meant for me, can't you tell?", Sakura almost screamed.

Sakura's mom sighed, "Do you like Sasuke or like like Sasuke".

"What do you mean, mom?"

"It's like you're obsessed with Sasuke and that's not love but an addiction, honey, let go before it gets worse".

"You don't understand! You just don't mom, we're meant for each other, Sasuke and Sakura together forever, that's how it's supposed to be"

Her mom sighed again, wondering what had gone wrong with her child, "There's no jutsu that can make someone fall in love with you but there is one where when used on a person causes hidden feelings to come out".

"Oh, like Sasuke's hidden feelings for me", Sakura flipped her pink hair with a smile.

Her mom looked at Sakura carefully, she had a feeling that Sasuke wasn't in love with her darling Sakura.

She wondered how her daughter would react to that. She winced to herself.

Not well.

Sasuke leaned against the tree and he glanced at the Sakura, She's been acting suspicious lately, I have to be careful around her, he noted to himself.

Sasuke closed his eyes and smiled to himself slightly. Why was the usually stoic Uchiha smiling? Yesterday he had gotten an amazing view of Naruto's chest during the training session with Kakashi.

He saw that mark on Naruto's stomach that he wanted to trace with his fingers, he wanted to follow that path with his tongue. He felt himself getting wonderfully erect with thoughts of himself above a sweaty moaning Naruto.

Uke.

That's what Naruto would be, Sasuke just knew it, of course Naruto would wanna be seme sometimes but Naruto would always be his uke and he would always be Naruto's seme and-.

"Sasuke", Sakura said, breaking Sasuke's train of thoughts.

"What is it now?", Sasuke asked, slightly pissed.

"Do you like anyone", she asked softly, blushing.

Sasuke searched her face while keeping his own free of emotion.

Why is she asking me this. We're about to train!

"I-I like you Sasuke", she told him, she bit her lip and looked up at him from under her lashes.

"Sakura, you know what?", Sasuke began.

"What is it?"

Oh boy, he's gonna confess I just know it!

"You make me sick", he went, echoing the words he had told her 5 years ago.

She widened her eyes.

Crap, looks like I'll have to use the jutsu.

Closing her eyes, she moved her hands behind her back and shaped her fingers into 3 different signs: Boar, Rat and Heart, the last sign was a secret only known in her family.

Sakura opened her eyes and peered expectedly at Sasuke's face, eager for his reaction.

"What are you-?', he cut off, his eyes glazing over as the jutsu took effect.

"Sasuke do you like me?", Sakura smirked, she was sure she knew the answer.

"No, of course not", Sasuke threw her a look of utter disgust before walking away, leaving a speechless Sakura behind.

She fell to her knees, her eyes on Sasuke's retreating back. Angrily, she pulled at the grass around her.

"Why, why, why! What is there not to like? I am Haruno Sakura, who wouldn't want me?", Sakura asked the wisps of grass in her hands.

Gritting her teeth, she threw the grass down, "Just who the hell could Sasuke be in love with then?", she wondered.

Sasuke was walking towards Naruto's house. His mind was telling him, screaming at him to go home but his body seemed to move of it's own accord. Sasuke frowned. He knew that somehow it was Sakura's fault, he just didn't know how.

He reached Naruto's small house and his fingers moved in several signs.

A teleportation jutsu, Sasuke realized and he found himself in Naruto's home.

He looked around, it was messy, not too much... it was messy in a Naruto way, that's the only way Sasuke could describe it.

"Sasuke, why are you in my house?", Naruto asked with a shocked expression as he poured boiling water into a ramen cup.

Of course he'd be eating ramen, Sasuke almost snorted out loud.

"I don't know", Sasuke replied honestly as his body walked towards Naruto.

Sasuke let his mind shut off and his body did as it pleased. His hands cupped the blonde's suprised face and he drew Naruto into a slow kiss. Naruto started to kiss back, then froze and pushed Sasuke away.

"What the hell", he yelled at Sasuke.

Naruto looked carefully at Sasuke. Sasuke's dark eyes were filled with desire, his pants had a suspicious budge and his body moved sensuously as he walked closer to blonde-ninja and reached for Naruto's face.

Naruto saw, felt this and said the first thing that came into his mind, "Rape, help me somebody, rape!"

A/N: The jutsu only takes ahold of a person if they're in love, if not then it wouldn't have worked. So that's how Sakura knew that Sasuke was in love with someone. And the heart sign? Well, I didn't want to use another sign and as cliche' as it is I kinda liked the sound of it xD

Also, I'm not bashing on Sakura, I actually do like her... as you will see in the coming chapters.