Code Name: Empress
Summary: ISIS is looking for a new recruit but Malory has never once thought of her youngest granddaughter. Until Archer shows her a video he captured on his phone of Angel taking out enemy bikers that attacked her. Lana is a little weary of the fact Malory wants to hire an 18 year old but after a while…she finds herself growing to like the girl who in fact has a secret love for Lana. Yuri/Lesbian OCxLana
Disclaimer: Archer does not belong to me no madder how much I would like it too. It belongs to FX. However, Angel, Raven, Axel, Audrey, Sis, Johnny, and Jason belong to me. Oh yes and so does Eclipse and Alaska, Angel's kitten and dog. Also any show/movie/video games mentioned in here do not belong to me.
Author note: This is a newer revised version of my older Code Name: Empress story because Angel has changed from how she used to be when I first started the story. Anyways I hope you like just as much as the last version of it :3
Chapter 1: Archer's Youngest Niece
"You ass…" snapped Lana Kane punching Sterling Archer's arm making him flinch. "Making me…" she punched him again. "…pay for lunch! When you invited me!" She then punched him across the face making him stumble.
"What? I ran out of money yesterday." said Archer chuckling.
"Such an asshole!" sighed Lana. "Couldn't you ask your mother for money?"
"No cause last time I did that…I was hunted down by someone until I paid her back!" he said gripping at his own face. "And she kicked my ass!"
"Your mother kicked your ass?" asked Lana with a smirk.
"What? No not mom…she just lectured me. Someone else kicked my ass." sighed Archer. "Not allowed to bring her up."
"Whatever…" shrugged Lana. "Your mother find a new recruit yet?"
"Not yet." answered Archer when he saw a girl with long black hair run across the street wearing a Karate gi and his eyes narrowed as a group of men ran after her and followed the girl into an alley. "Hang on…I'll be right back." He ran from her and towards the alley.
Archer saw the girl leaning against the fence that blocked her exit but she seemed cool headed though as the men wearing leather jackets walked up to her. "Boys, I don't want to get my gi bloody." she stated wiggling her fingers at them. "So how about you run along and go work on the motorcycles I had tampered with."
"Oh so it was you, my hunch was correct." said the man in front of them all making the girl shrug.
"I just ordered it, I didn't do it." she answered.
"Well girl, you're alone and we want revenge." said the man grabbing her the front of her gi making her eyes narrow in annoyance.
"Angel!" shouted a voice making the girl's bright blue eyes look at the man in a suit, Archer.
"Hi Uncle Sterling!" smiled Angel.
"Kick their asses." he said making Angelina Delis look at the man holding her gi and she grabbed his wrist and bent his wrist back quick and hard, a snap was heard as she broke his wrist basically in half. He stepped back as he yelled in pain and she threw her fist out, it slammed into his face making him fall down in pain. A man ran at Angel from behind who spun around and kicked his leg out from under him, slamming her knee into his face.
Archer pulled out his phone and pulled up the video camera option. Angel caught the man's leg that was sent at her and she slammed her elbow into his leg and he yelled out in pain before Angel shoved him down on to the ground and bent his leg at an angle before slamming her foot down over his making his knee break. She spun around and slammed her leg into one guy's face. "You're paying for the dry cleaning on this!" she shouted to Archer who shrugged and smiled. "Now I have too…" She ducked under a switch blade and slammed two fingers into the guy's wrist, hitting a pressure point making him drop the blade. "…go to fucking Karate…" She threw her fist up beside her and her fist hit the last guy. "…with a bloody gi!"
"Good job…" smiled Archer putting his phone away.
"Whatever. Look I'm late for karate as it is!" said the black haired girl grabbing her bag. "I gotta go…" she ran towards him and stopped. "I'll be sending you the fucking gi to get it washed."
"Yeah yeah." sighed Archer before Angel took off running.
"And what was that about? She's too young for you Archer." stated Lana seeing the girl.
"What? Ew…no." he said. "She's just someone I know. I'm not allowed to talk about it."
"Wait a second…she was the one who kicked your ass wasn't she?" laughed the woman.
"What?! No!…okay maybe." he said sighing. "Lets just get back to the office before mother makes us do something horrible for her own pleasure."
Once getting back to ISIS with Lana, Archer went straight to his mother Malory who was in her office, arguing with someone over the phone. Although by the sound of it, Archer knew it was his older sister Raven Delis, that woman had a worse temper than Malory. Archer sighed as he walked over and took the phone from his mother. "Rea, mother will call you after." he said before hanging up. Malory sighed and glared at Archer. "Yeah I just got myself in huge trouble there with Raven didn't I?"
"Just a little." answered his mother. "What is it?"
"Have you found anyone while I was gone? For the spot here at ISIS?"
"No." she sighed.
"Ever thought of maybe bringing in someone younger. Around 18, freshly graduated from High school?"
"Sterling…" she said with an annoyed tone.
"I don't wish to have sex with her mother! Let alone when she's my own blood!" snapped Archer.
"What? Angelina? She hardly seems like the type that could fight…"
"What was Raven just arguing with you about?" he asked.
"Angel's got a karate tournament coming up and she wanted me to come. I'm not going to watch her jump around and fighting someone…let alone she's a rich spoiled little brat. Those types hardly know how to fight." sighed Malory.
"Yeah I think you might reconsider once you see this." he said pulling a video up on his phone and he passed it to Malory who took it and sighed.
He watched his mother's reaction as she watched the video of Angel fighting and she stood up. "Great now if I want her to join ISIS…I gotta attend her stupid karate tournament! There's no way in hell Raven will just hand her youngest over to me to turn into an Agent with out doing something for her in return."
"Well maybe if you ask her nicely…?" he started when he saw his mother's look. "Yeah it's Rea…not gonna happen."
That night Angel was at her family's mansion, in the basement with Jason Steele and her Uncle Johnny Michaels. Johnny was drinking a beer while Angel and Jason where playing Call of Duty Black Ops on Angel's PlayStation 3. The two where playing the zombie map, where they played as Kennedy, Castro, Nixon, and McNamara but Angel was a little annoyed cause she wanted to be Kennedy but no, she was stuck running around as Nixon while Jason was Kennedy. The three heard the doorbell rang and looked up towards the ceiling but didn't leave to go answer it, Raven would get it since she was in the kitchen cooking. The only difference with their family and other rich families was the Delis family had no servants to do their bidding for them, Axel and Raven wanted their two daughters to be dependent on themselves instead of other people.
Angel heard the front door open and heard a certain tone in Raven's voice as she spoke to the person. "Grandma's here."
"How can you tell?" asked Jason.
"Raven's tone. Both Angel and I can tell that woman's tones. That's the tone she uses when she addresses our mother." stated Johnny.
"Angelina!" shouted Raven's voice.
"In the middle of something!" shouted Angel back as she was fighting off a horde of zombies when she was knocked down. "Jason pick me up!"
As Jason was reviving Angel they heard people walking down the stairs. The 18 year old girl rolled her eyes, knowing her grandma was coming down to talk to her about something. "Angelina I need to talk to you." said Malory.
"What is it?" sighed the younger girl.
"In want you to join ISIS."
"ISIS?" asked Jason confused.
"International Secret Intelligence Service." said Angel and Malory together.
"Ah…"
"And I'll only join if you come to my Karate tournament and you buy me food." said Angel making Malory sigh heavily.
"Sure I guess…what are you wearing?!" asked Malory as she realized what the girl was wearing.
"A Spider-Woman designed tank top with short shorts?" she asked, which was exactly what she was wearing. She ordered them off line and they where her pajamas. "Hey isn't there a really attractive lady working at ISIS?"
"Pam? She's not attractive."
"No no…" said Angel waving her hand as she paused the game making Jason's pause and they put the controllers down. "About as tall as Uncle Sterling, wears a turtle neck dress. I think I hear your secretary call her monster hands."
"Lana? Why?" asked Malory narrowing her eyes. She had a problem when her son Sterling dated Lana and she didn't like the thought of Angel trying to date her.
"Cause she's really…hot."
"Angel I forbid you to even flirt with her." snapped Malory.
"Yeah like I'm gonna listen to you?" she asked. "Lana is like…a dream girl."
Malory groaned and rolled her eyes at the way Angel talked about Lana. "Lana is into men anyways so you wouldn't have a chance…"
"I bet you ten bucks and a home cooked dinner I can turn her lesbian." said Angel grinning at her grandmother.
"Make it fifteen and the loser is the winner's servant for a day." said Malory holding her hand out. Angel seemed a bit iffy at first but she took her grandmother's hand and shook it.
"Give me about a month, maybe two." she said.
"I'll give you four if you think it'll help." she laughed making Angel roll her eyes.
"Hey Ms. Archer, I've seen Angel turn the straightest women gay, I'm sure she'll turn this Lana girl lesbian." said Jason making Angel smile.
"When is your tournament?" asked the older woman.
"This Friday." answered the young black haired girl.
"Then you start Saturday."
"No can do grandma." stated Angel making Malory look at her. "One I'll be sore and two I have some duties to attend to."
"Duties?"
"I made Angel the head of my biker gang mother, she has to take care of some things." answered Johnny.
"Well…I can come by the office and look around Saturday. I can't do any training though."
"Fine, fine." sighed Malory. "So you'll start Monday but come by Saturday?"
"Yeah." she ended up yawning and stretching as well. "Oh yeah, I'm using the laundry mat underneath ISIS to clean my gi for Friday. Tell uncle Sterling to pay Popeye 20 bucks for my gi." Malory shrugged and nodded.
Friday came around and Malory attended Angel's karate tournament. It wasn't as boring as she thought it was and Angel won a trophy. After the tournament Malory took Angel, Raven, and Angel's father Axel out to dinner at a Japanese restaurant that Angel wanted to go to. Malory actually had trouble breaking her chop sticks apart making Angel take them from her grandmother and do it for her, Malory used to know how to do it when she was a field agent but she hadn't used chop stick since a year before Sterling was born. After their dinner, Malory congratulated Angel before they all left in two separate cars.
Saturday morning wasn't…as good as Friday. Angel woke up and was extremely sore from all her karate that she did the night before and she had to force herself out of bed to do some motorcycle gang work. The motorcycle gang was called The Fallen Angels, weird name but Angel liked it. She sat at her desk staring at her laptop, trying to figure out the money the gang had because a few of their motorcycles needed to be repaired from turf wars. She muttered to herself and looked at the clock on her laptop, she had to be at ISIS in an hour.
"Alright…" she sighed standing up and groaned as some muscles tightened up on her. The Tournament was ten times harder than training because she wanted to win, so she pushed herself. She walked to her closet to find some clothes, she didn't need to take a shower cause she took one this morning when she woke up to relax some of her muscles.
She pulled down a shirt that had a Batman symbol on it with the utility belt as a design and pulled it on over her head over her black bra she was wearing in her room with just her pajama pants. She grabbed her blue jeans that had tares on the front and then searched for her leather biker jacket. She found it and pulled it down, on the back was a female with her back turned, the woman had white angel wings that where stained with blood. She slid it on and then quickly put on her combat boots, she didn't have time to spare. Her grandmother would chew her ass out if she was late for their little meeting.
She grabbed the keys to her motorcycle and left her bedroom. She jogged down the stairs and saw a note taped to the door making her rip it off. It was from her mother, her parents had gone food shopping and Raven said they'd see her later. She grabbed her back that sat by the door, it had her sketch books, spare keys, her .44 magnum desert eagle, and some bandages incase she got hurt. She left the house and locked it up before moving over to her red and black Harley Davidson. (A/N: didn't know what other type of bike to give her lol)
She slid the key in and started her bike up after putting her bag on her back. She revved it up and raced off down the drive way of her family's mansion, she had to pull over after getting out of it though so she could close the gate. She then quickly took off to ISIS because she really didn't want to hear Malory bitching about her arriving late. There was traffic on the high way though that she needed to be on to get to where ISIS was located. She tilted her head as she got an idea, she pulled her phone out after pulling over at a gas station and she dialed her uncle.
"Hello?" his gruff voice asked.
"Uncle Johnny I need an escort to ISIS. I'm sure grandma would love it. I'm stuck at the gas station, Jason and I always hang out at cause the fucking high way is bumper to bumper." sighed the young girl.
"Hey if you look across the street you'll see our bikes at the pool hall." stated Johnny. "We'll be right out."
"K bye." Angel hung up and put her phone back into the inside pocket of her jacket.
While she waited for Johnny to come over and grab her, she went inside the gas station and bought herself a bottle of Dr. Pepper, a sandwich, some ranch Doritos and a candy bar. She put the plastic bag into her bag as she walked out and saw Johnny slowly driving into the gas station parking lot. "Ready? When do you gotta get there?" he asked.
She lifted sleeve up a bit and looked. "Half an hour."
"Well we better get going." said Johnny as Angel straddled her Harley Davidson. Jason got up to Angel's right and smiled at her. There where four other bikers but Angel couldn't remember their names, they where new…well fairly new, they joined four maybe five months ago.
"Alright lets go." she said revving her bike up before driving off.
Malory was waiting outside ISIS, she looked at her watch and sighed. It was five minutes before the time Angel had to be there when she heard motorcycles and looked up the sky before putting her hands on her hips and shaking her head. Angel raced around the corner and came to a screeching halt in front of Malory but the others didn't stop. They drove by Angel shouting and waving as they raced off down the street while Angel waved back. She pushed the kick stand down and climbed off with a smile on her face.
"Sorry Grandma I had to call Uncle Johnny to escort me here. Highway was backed up to high heaven." she said.
"Whatever, I guess it's fine." she sighed.
"You guess?" asked Angel. "Look grandma, I love you I guess and all but if I need to get somewhere in a hurry I call The Fallen Angels."
"Whatever come on." she said grabbing Angel's wrist and pulling her along.
The elevator ride was slow…too slow for Angel's liking. She had taken on of her back pack straps off and it just hung on her left shoulder. Malory was talking about how important it was to show up on time if Angel wanted to be paid properly but the younger girl just rolled her eyes. The elevator doors opened and they both walked out as Angel rotated her neck to the sides and a small crack was heard. As her grandmother continued to talk about something, Angel heard shouting coming from the office area making her look and not listen to her grandma.
"Hey grandma why are people shouting at one another?" asked the young eighteen year old.
Malory listened and sighed. "It's Lana and Sterling."
Angel ran from Malory making her grandmother shout something at her but once hearing the word Lana, Angel was gone in a flash. She ran into the office area and shoved a man over making all his files fly out of hands and flutter to the ground. Archer and Lana where so close to each other's faces that if one of them moved the slightest, they'd be kissing. The two adults where glaring at each other as they both screamed, Lana screaming something about Archer be a total asshole…something Angel agreed with and Archer was screaming something back about Lana and her giant hands. She ran behind Archer and grabbed his suit jacket before yanking it up and over his head making him freak out.
"Hi Uncle Sterling!" laughing Angel as she pulled both of his sleeves off him and wrapped them up and tied them tightly together before kicking him back and making him fall down.
"What the fuck?!" snapped Archer pulling his head out of his jacket. "Oh it's you."
"I got bored listening to grandma talk." stated Angel.
"Wait a second. Uncle Sterling? Grandma?" asked Lana and Angel looked at her. "Hey you're that girl that ran out of the alley wearing a gi." She saw the girl nod. "So…he's your uncle?" Angel nodded once more and Lana tilted her head. "So that means…Malory's your grandmother?"
"Yup."
"So why are you here then sweetie?" asked Lana making Angel giggle a bit.
"Angelina…" started Malory walking in making Angel sigh and her smile disappear on her face. "…is our new recruit."
"She's like sixteen!" snapped Lana.
"Eighteen." corrected Angel.
"Whatever. Malory she's eighteen!"
"And she's my granddaughter. Hell I was her age when I worked for ISIS."
"When I was her age I was more worried about college."
"And you where what? Her age ten minutes ago?" snapped Malory.
"Hey, Hey…Grandma…she's hot." stated Angel making Lana look at Angel with raised eyebrows. "She could pass for a twenty two year old." Malory scoffed making Angel glare at her.
"I'm Twenty-Six." stated Lana.
"See grandma. Four years off what I said she could pass for."
"I like you." grinned the taller woman.
"And I find tall women much like yourself…extremely hot." stated the eighteen year old.
"Alright well…welcome to the team." said Lana taking Angel's hand and shaking it. She saw Angel grin a bit as she stared at their hands. "What?"
"I love the size of your hands. Uncle Sterling doesn't know what he's talking about." She lifted Lana's hand to her face and kissed it.
After her walkthrough of ISIS, Angel was walking down a hallway stretching. "Ugh in so much pain." muttered Angel.
"Why?" asked Lana making Angel look at her. Lana was standing at a vending machine holding some money in her hand.
"Karate tournament yesterday. Pushed myself past my limit to win a trophy." answered Angel walking towards her. She lowered Lana's hands. "I've got it." She pulled two bucks out and put it into the vending machine. She felt Lana press herself against her back as she looked at what she want and she pressed the buttons to get herself a bag of ruffle chips. If Lana was any taller or if Angel was any shorter, Lana's breasts would be on Angel's neck but they where pressed against the back of her shoulders.
"Thanks." said Lana before parting Angel's legs and crouching down. She reached between Angel's legs to get her chips out of the machine making Angel's eyes cross.
"Alright Angel, go…leave." said Malory walking up making Angel glare at her. "Lana pick Angel up Monday morning. I'll give you the address but I want her on time. Angel you start at 7 in the morning."
"Malory that's an hour before my own time in!" said the taller woman a bit annoyed.
"I'll pay you for the extra hour." sighed the older woman.
"Hell I'll buy you breakfast on the way in." stated Angel making the two women look at her. "Or you come a half an hour early and my mom can make you breakfast."
"Nah it's alright. You can pick me up something on the way in." started Lana making the girl shrug.
"By the way when you do pick me up, come to the door. My parents will be awake but my parents will wanna meet you." stated the younger girl. "Alright I gotta go. I'll see ya Monday morning Lana."
"See ya." she said before Angel turned and ran off to the elevator.
Malory wondered if hiring Angel was a good idea. Hell she wondered if taking that bet with her granddaughter was a good idea because it seemed like Angel was getting Lana's attention. Last thing Malory wanted was to end up Angel's servant for a day but she knew Angel thought the same thing about being Malory's servant for a day. Well I guess she'd have to wait and see what would happen…
TBC…
I will update this as soon as I possibly can. Hope you enjoyed my new version of Code Name Empress.