A/N: I was watching The Emperor's New Groove with my younger sister the other day and I forgot about how much I love this movie, so I decided to write this. I only own Rose Cooper and anything else that you don't recognize. Enjoy!

Chapter One: Trapped in Kuzcoland

I groaned as I came back to the world. Ugh! What happened to me! I currently was lying on a cold marble floor. I groggily sat up and realized that I was in a hallway with these red tapestries with someone's face etched in gold. Was I in some sort of fancy hotel? How did I even get here? The last thing that I remember was that I was driving to school… oh my god did I crash my car!

I stared down at my hands, and let out a little shriek. What the hell! I died in a car crash and became a cartoon! How was this even possible?

Suddenly, a servant girl dashed into the hallway and spotted me with a look of horror on her face.

"Oh, there you are!" she cried out

I bit my lip. Um…what?

The servant girl continued to prattle on "What are you even wearing? Those clothes are unacceptable to meet the emperor in!"

What was this crazy chick going on about? My clothes are just fine, thank you very much! I was wearing black skinny jeans, a green tank top, a grey zipped up hoody, and some dark green converses. Hang on! Did she just say something about an emperor?

Before I could question her further, the servant girl grabbed me by the hand and dragged me into this large room that had the same red and gold scheme as the hallway that I was just previously standing in. This room was filled with about ten tall girls that all looked exactly alike, wearing white dresses, and now they were all staring at me!

Seriously, they weren't even blinking. I'm officially creeped out, now!

Please, don't eat me creepy girls I mean you no harm.

More servant girls appeared, and they dragged me behind this dressing screen, and they made me put on this white dress, that hugged what little curves that I have. The next thing that I know the other girls and I are being paraded out of the room, and then we are forced to stand in a line on some sort of stage.

C'mon, Rose! You need to think of a way out of this mess!

At that moment the doors flew open, and a man burst into the room wearing red robes and a gold headdress with shoulder length straight black hair.

"Boom, baby!"

My jaw dropped, I was staring at Kuzco from the movie The Emperor's New Groove.

Oh, crap, I was trapped in Kuzcoland!

This short servant guy ran up to Kuzco. "Your Highness, It's time for you to choose your bride!"

Wow, this servant really is short. I'm taller than him and I'm only five two or so. You need to focus, Rose. It's time to think of an escape plan. Maybe I can throw my shoe at Kuzco's face and then make a run for it. Nah! I really don't want to get thrown out of a window.

Kuzco clapped his hands. "Alrighty! Trot out the ladies," he climbed up stairs and started to inspect all of the girls. "Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair, not likely, yikes, yikes, yikes, and let me guess you have a great personality."

Kuzco turned back to the servant guy. "Is this the best that you can do?"

The servant guy started to stutter out excuses, and Kuzco had this not amused expression on his face.

I couldn't help it, I laughed out loud "Dude, you are so fired!"

Kuzco wheeled around. "Who said that?"

Oops! That wasn't supposed to happen. I think this is my cue to leave.

I tried to make dash for it, but I was quickly snatched by a huge guard and placed directly in front of Kuzco.

Kuzco looked amused at my failed escape, and then his eyes traveled up and down my body.

I scowled at him; this guy was starting to piss me off.

Kuzco took a strand of my wavy light brown hair and wrapped it around his finger. "Ooh, I have never seen a hair color like this before! Me Likey!" His hand traveled to my cheek, and he tilted my face upwards.

Okay, my anger levels are definitely rising.

Kuzco studied my eyes. "Hmmm, green eyes flecked with gold. Interesting."

Oh, I'm going to show him how interesting I can be. I seethed.

Kuzco whirled around to face the short servant guy, he clapped his hands together. "I'll take this one! What's her name?"

"My name is Rose Cooper, and what gives you the right to treat women like they're some sort of prize." I hissed at him.

Kuzco stared at me like I was stupid or something.

"Did you not get the memo? I'm the emperor…"

I cut him off. I sooo had enough of this crap! "Fine! You're the emperor, and I'm leaving so bye!"

I tried to storm off, but once again I was grabbed by a guard and this time he did not let me go. Kuzco smirked down at me. "I can tell you're a bit slow, so I'm going to say this really slowly. I'm the Emperor. So that means on the day after my birthday, which is tomorrow, you are going to get married to me! Don't you love it! It's my late birthday present to me!"

Kuzco gestured to the guard. "Now, take my new bride away."

Oh, I so hate my life.

A/N: Please, review people!