Hi! This is a small one-shot. Before I will start babbling, you better start. Sorry for mistakes :(


Hi Everbody! It's Ian Hawke! You know the topic, Alvin and the Chipmunks. Today, we will answer a question which can't be answered for years.

Alvin or Brittany!?

I will ask this question to their friends and family. Okay! Let's start!

1. Simon:

I don't know. I hadn't through that before. Alvin is sooo irresponsible sometimes. Okay, always. Brittany is like this too. But she's softer than him. But he's my brother. Sorry Brittany but I've gotta choose Alvin.

Alvin: Yeah! I beated you Britt!

Brittany: It isn't finished yet Alvin. And Simon, WHAT?! WHY?!

2. Jeanette:


Hmm... I agree with Simon. Alvin is usually so irresponsible and arrogant. Brittany is sometimes so girly but... Sorry Alvin. I choose Brittany.

Alvin: ...

Brittany: Ha! What happenned now Alvie?

Alvin: ...

Brittany: Say something. Don't play with me Alvin!

Alvin: WHY JEANETTE, WHY! (suddenly Alvin screams and everyone jumps)

3. Theodore:

Well... I really don't know. Hmmm... Well, Alvin is my brother. Umm. But Brittany treats me well more than Alvin. Hmm. Uh... Um! Well. I-I choose... Hmm... (silence) ALVIN! (everyone jumps in surprise)

Alvin: Revenge! Haha!

Brittany: Theodore! You say I treat you well more than Alvin. Why did you choose HIM?

4. Eleanor:

I agree with Jeanette. And I think their fights are Alvin's fault. That's why I choose Brittany. But I also know that she's in love with him so badly. (Eleanor giggles, Brittany freezes, Alvin is shocked)

Alvin: (Silence) What?

Brittany: ...

Alvin: Brittany? Is it true?

Brittany: (She groans) ELEANOR! (Throws a pillow onto Eleanor.)

5. Claire:

I love Alvin but... Brittany is my fav. I'm sorry Alvin, I choose her.

Alvin: I don't care Claire! There's a huge problem there! Brittany answer me!

Brittany: I'm gonna slit Eleanor's throat while she's sleeping.

Alvin: So it's true?

Brittany: No, of course not! (She blushes, Alvin frowns)

6. Dave:

It's so hard to decide. I mean, Alvin is my naughty son and Brittany is my girly daughter. I really don't know. I... I know, Alvin always drives me crazy but... I choose... Him.

Alvin: Yeah!

Brittany: Whatever Dave!

And now, we will count the scores. Al-

Simon: Sorry Ian. I know I'm cutting you off, but I have to say something. You know, Eleanor said that Brittany loves Alvin. (Smirks) And now, I will say something too. Alvin's in love with her very very badly. He even made wedding plans for her.

(Everyone is shocked, especially Alvin and Brittany.)

Brittany: What?

Alvin: Simon!

And now, these are the scores.

Alvin: 3

Brittany: 3


It's scoreless!

(Alvin and Brittany look at each other, then at the ceiling, and scream in unison.)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Hope you liked it. I imagined that like a tv program. That's why I wrote what do they do in the ()

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