Blue eyes.

Yes, he knew this sensation. He had always loved these pair of blue eyes. He was so obsessed with it that he traveled the world to find them. He created solid vision, the virtual reality, to see them in 3D version. Out of all thousands of cards he owned, they were the only one he kept by his bedside table, and speaking in a nonsensical Yugi-language, they have his soul.

White.

God, yessss. Those white features were so damn great. Everything of purest white, amazing, he was so enthralled that when he first put his cards on the duel disk, he had to stop and stare its majesty. Loveliness. Seto wasn't a romantic, but if there was anything in the world that he felt love for except Mokuba, it was his cards. His most precious Blue Eyes White Dragon cards.

"Seth-sama..." He heard a bell-like tingling voice muttered his name. Seto was utterly shocked. He was marveling the greatness and beauty of his dragon cards, but cards don't talk, do they?

Kaiba shifted slightly, and he noticed that he wasn't lying on his bed back home, not even in the hotel bed. This bed was solid, and he was damn sure that this wasn't the Da Vinci bed he had in Kaiba Estate.

"What is wrong, Seth-sama?" The voice said once more. He was damn sure that he never heard this voice before, but why didn't he say anything? Why didn't he feel cautious? There was an intruder in his bed goddammit!

Seto shifted again and brought his blue-eyed white dragon deeper in his embrace.

Wait, dragon?

The eldest Kaiba sat up immediately. Where the hell is this? Why was he dressed like an Egyptian guy which he was not? And moreover... how could he lay here, almost naked with nothing but his Egyptian jewelry, with a woman?!

She was so pretty though. She had long white hair, pale skin, and blue eyes. She looked very much like his dragon.

"It's nothing, Kisara." Wait, what? Why did his mouth ran for him? Who the hell was Kisara? And why was she naked?!

The girl smiled serenely as she approached him and put her head on his shoulder. "The Pharaoh is a very kind individual, isn't he?" She said as she let her hair brushed his tanned skin. "He lets me, an outsider in both appearance and culture, in this palace, with you." Whoa... what on seven hells happened here?

"Indeed he is." He, again, said without his own accord. But then, Seto, or rather, his body, did something unimaginable. He guided the woman, Kisara, back to bed and started to kiss her. The woman smiled, like she had been wanting for this as well. "Seth-sama..." She murmured again.

Whoa whoa whoa! Isn't he supposed to be a holy priest or something? So why is he making out with a woman now? And why can't he stop it? "Ffffffuuu..." He groaned as the woman met with his tongue. But when she heard him groan, she stopped almost immediately.

"Seth-sama?" She asked, tilting her head slightly. "No, it's nothing." His mouth ran again. And he began kissing the girl like there was no tomorrow.

Suddenly, the door was opened and he grabbed a golden millenium item he knew Marik used to own and pointed it to the door. "How dare you open the door to the chamber of a holy priest." Nonsense talk. Yugi would love this place.

"I apologize," Wha? A familiar voice? Seto broke the kiss and looked towards the door. And there he stood, the other Yugi Mutou in all his glory.

"Pharaoh..." The girl whispered.

Yugi smirked at them and chuckled. "Good morning, Kaiba."

Seto woke up nearly screaming. Getting caught naked by Yugi Mutou wasn't something he wanted to experience, after all.

But what puzzled him more was the fact that his dragon cards were wet, as if he had been kissing them. That was weird.