Chapter 1: The Gospel Truth About Zack

Me: Well before we get into the story, let me describe a few things. You see, a long time ago in the far away land of Ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes, but the bravest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Sora. Now some of you may wonder what the measurement of a true hero is. Well that's what our story is-

Xion: Will you listen to him? He's making this story sound like some Greek Tragedy!

Me: What the-?

Olette: Lighten up, dude.

Me: But- And- How-?

Tifa: Don't worry dear. We'll take it from here.

Me: Uh… Okay. You go girls.

Tifa: Hello readers. We are the muses. Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes.

Namine (fanning herself with her hand): Heroes like Sora.

Xion: Buddy, you mean Cute-ra! Oh, I'd like to make some sweet music with-

Tifa (sharply): Our story actually begins long before Sora. Many eons ago…

Back when the world was new,

The planet Earth was way down on its luck.

And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amuck!

The Titans ravaged the landscape of Greece as people prayed to the gods for help.

It was a nasty place.

There was a mess wherever you stepped.

Where chaos reigned and Earthquakes and volcanoes never slept! (Olette: Whoo! Sing it Tifa!)

Suddenly, the crowds parted, and a figure in a long black robe with jet black hair and a neatly and with a scar on his cheek.

And then along came Zack!

He hurled his Thunder Sword! (It zapped!)

Locked those suckers in a vault! (They're trapped!)

And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks!

And that's the gospel truth!

The guy was too type A to just relax!

And as the world's first dish, (Xion: Yeah Olette!)

Since then the globe was still in its youth,

Though, honey, it may seem impossible,

That's the gospel truth!

On Mount Olympus, life was neat

And smooth and sweet vermouth!

Though, honey, it may seem impossible,

That's the gospel truth…

Long after Zack used his Thunder Sword to defeat and contain the Titans, Zack, king of the gods, and his wife Aerith, and a small baby boy with hair that was spiky brown hair and and eyes that are as blue as the sky. They named him Sora.

Chaos dose not own Hercules or kingdom hearts, but she owns Iris, Surane belongs to SuraneSpiral, and Hikari belongs to WingBladeWeaver1357