A/N: If you don't know who challenge guy is, that's because your slow, from Poland (Stereotype Song~!), or your parents don't love you and have banned all forms of happiness (i.e. the Internet).

So, one day, challenge guy was sitting on his doodle porch, waiting for a challenge, like he always did. Because for challenge guy, challenges were like food. Except they weren't. He didn't eat them. He just needed them, like someone needed food. So I guess, it's like his air. But, he needs air too. So I guess he's just really needy.

Anyways, needy challenge guy was sitting, and all the sudden, these crazy ass girls ran up. One was dressed up like a red neck, her hair messy and tied back, wearing a lumber jack's shirt, ripped jeans, and boots. The other was some weird scene queen wanna be, gigantic neon pink hair, wearing ugly neon blue skinnies, a band shirt from some random band she probably didn't even listen to, and doc Martens.

Anyways, the two opposites handed challenge guy a piece of paper with a bunch of hot anime dudes on it. They weren't hot to challenge guy. They were hot to the girls. But, they could be hot to challenge guy. He could be gay. That might be way he always tries to find the straight people in animes.

So, the gay, needy challenge guy looked at the girls and took the paper. "We challenge you to find the straight guy!" they said. He nodded. "Challenge accepted. Anyways, who dafaque are yall? Do you two even know each other?"

They just bumped fists and yelled, "OTAKU POWER!" and fled, making rocket noises.

So challenge guy glared at the paper. And glared. And stared. And gazed. And peered. And looked. And then he shot himself. He was dead. FTW

So the two girls lay the piece of paper on his grave. "Well, you accepted the challenge. Let's make another challenge guy."