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Chicken Soup for Daemon Spade
(Chapter 3: Escape Plans)

The first generation, minus Daemon Spade, plus Cozart Shimon all gave each other a: 'There is no 'we' in this. Escape on your own. Don't bother me. Leave me alone. I want to survive, get lost.'

"Ahem." Hayato gave a fake cough.

"Ah, sorry Hayato, You made that lunch for us?" Giotto asked with a gentle tone and a sweet smile as he tried to look normally at the abnormal looking goo of doom. Seriously, baby puke looks so much better. The boss looked happy outside with his million worth beam but inside he was sweating cold bullets. He must escape now.

"Yes! We made the soup but never tasted it. We put all good stuffs in though so I think it's all good." Hayato stated so proudly that G actually had wanted to eat that soup so not to crush his little mini's happy face…nah, he still want to get out of the kitchen and hide until the soup was all gone. There was a little shed not far from the Mansion, he'll camp there.

"I see…" Asari gave a strained smile. He then noticed something unusual. "May I ask where Takeshi and Ryohei are?"

"They went inside the forest. Fire wood..." Chrome stated meekly. "They haven't been back since."

"I'LL GO FETCH THEM!" The first generation, yes even Alaude though more calm and civilized, had stated all together.

"Ryohei was my 'TO THE MAX CHARGE!' It's my duty to keep an eye on him." Knuckles blurted out and had gotten about ready to walk out of the kitchen when…

"The forest was never a place you recognized my dear friend, you might as well also get lost. I need to be the one to fetch the kids as I've known the forest all too well. Besides, Takeshi was my charge." Asari stated in a calm manner.

"The forest was part of the territory that my squad protects. I must be there to make sure my men just don't go shooting if ever they came across those kids." Alaude announced as he crossed his hands in a manly manner.

"You guys are dead tired. I hardly did anything while we're out. I'll go look for the kids." Lampo stated in a very serious tone hoping the kids would approve of it. The youngest first generation guardian nibbled his lip.

"Hn. I'll look for those idiots." Kyoya stated as he stood up from sitting besides the window.

"That's great Kyoya-nii. Now Papa and the others can eat without having to worry" Tsuna stated happily. Kyoya nodded and went to do his task.

"The table's ready." Spanner called out from inside the kitchen. The first generation gulped.

"May I ask something?" Asari looked at Tsuna. "Does Kyoya know his way around the forest?"

"I think so…" Tsuna paused. Seemingly thinking for awhile when suddenly a familiar shout came booming from outside.

"EXTREME FIRE WOODS!"

"Hn. Stop shouting herbivore." A grumpy sound was heard afterwards.

"EXTREME KYOYA HOW ARE YOU?"

"I said be silence." Kyoya's eyes flashed dangerously. "I will bite you to death herbivore."

"EXTREME! PRACTICE TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei dropped the fire wood he was holding and put on a fighting stance.

"Where's Takeshi?" Shoichi asked as he gave a quick glance around his surroundings and finding out that the tall boy was nowhere in sight.

"I MUST HAVE EXTREMELY LEFT HIM WHEN I MADE AN EXTREME RUN!" Ryohei shouted.

Kyoya shrugged. "Alone." he glared at Ryohei.

"You left the baseball freak all by his self in that forest?" Hayato stated with disappointment and worry. He may not look like it but he actually does have concern over the boy.

"Kufufu. You do know how much that boy has no sense of direction right?" Mukuro chuckled creepily. "He can't even use a simple kiddy treasure map properly and yet he was left alone"

"I'll go look for him." Asari announced and before anyone else could reply, the man was already halfway into the forest.

Traitor! The first generation can't help but think of the exact same word.

"When had he gotten so fast?" G can't help but ask.

"When he so realized he's got a way to escape the impending doom." Giotto answered. "What a lucky guy…"

"They might take time. You have to eat now." Chrome stated. "Big brother we should fetch father from his room."

"Kufufufu. It would be better if we just bring him his lunch."

"Hai."

The guardians looked at each other with pity…Is this the end of them?

…iOiOiOiOiOI…

Asari Ugetsu can't help but be happy for himself. Well he still pities his comrades but…He was saved! Hallelujah. All hail luck. He really wanted to make a quick victory dance…maybe he really should?

No one will see him anyways.

He decided. Yep, he'll do that dance.

He danced his little victory dance…Wiggle here. Wiggle there. Shake, Shake…Twist! A little hand movement here and there…Ah! Felt so good~

"Are you calling for an UMA?" A small voice was suddenly heard making the man stop his victory dance. He looked and saw little Takeshi Yamamoto grinning at him.

"Ahaha…" Asari scratched his back. "Calling for an UMA?" since when did victory dances a way to call UMA?

Takeshi nodded. "That's what Hayato does when he tries to call for UMA. It's really fun! I wanted to join but he won't let me"

"Ah I see." Asari sweat dropped. "Say Takeshi, what do you say about just the two of us having a little camping trip?

"Sounds like lots of fun." Takeshi smiled happily. Asari ruffled his hair. "Let's go forest camping then."

"Okay!"

…iOiOiOiOiOI…

When the rest of the first generation, plus Cozart entered the kitchen, the first thing the Shimon boss noticed was his little mini having his emo moment at a corner. The boy was even rocking back and forth, mumbling about 'chickens'

"What happened to Enma?" Cozart asked.

"Ah that? I killed Arturo the chicken and he was unable to take it." Spanner stated in a very calm and collected manner.

"He was acting liked that just because you ended a chicken's life?" G can't help but sweat drop.

"Pretty much…" Spanner shrugged.

"Pathetic. Your charge is pathetic." Alaude stated. Cozart ignored the blond man. He just found an opportunity to get away from the soup. He would be an idiot if he won't grab it.

"Poor Enma…" Cozart gave the Vongola guardians an insulting grin before stepping forward. He patted Enma's head. "It's all going to be fine little one."

"B-but Arturo…"

"Yes, yes I know and I'm so sorry for your loss." Cozart hugged the small boy. "There's nothing we can do about it now but I know one thing that can make you feel better…"

"Really?"

"Yes! So do you want to go with me then?" Cozart asked.

"Hai!" Enma wiped the almost dried tears from his cheeks. Cozart smiled. "Let's go then."

The duo walked out of the room.

Another Traitor!

…iOiOiOiOiOI…

This is it…the moment of the guardian's quick way to death. Maybe they are over reacting? Another quick look at the 'chicken soup' nah… they're not exaggerating.

It's really their end.

"Hey! Maybe it won't taste that bad." Lampo whispered.

Knuckles took a spoon and tasted his. "Yea, you're about right it doesn't taste bad…" The others were all filled with hope. "…it tastes like hell!" For a priest talking about something tasting like hell only mean a thing: That gore soup was deadly beyond reasonable doubt.

The hope, that hope that was barely even there, came crashing down into pieces.

"And we have to finish all of it?" G asked with fear as he stared at the soup with disgust.

"Who said we have too?" Giotto grinned as he took two medium sized bowls and oh so labeled them with the names 'Asari and Cozart'

"I like the way to think, Primo" Lampo smirked "and just for a little more payback..." He dropped chili powder on each bowl. He then sat back on his chair grinning like the brat he originally was.

"This will be the first time I will agree on this kind of matter" Alaude then moved from his sit and towards the spice cabinet. Exerting a little force, he moved the cabinet sideways, revealing a small hidden vault. Opening it with the key he got, Alaude went back at the table and hid the remaining 'gore' soup inside. With a satisfied glint, he closed the vault shut.

Meanwhile, somewhere inside the forest and some place else... A Japanese Man and a Red-haired Italian shivered as they felt the cold wind contacting their skin, making their bodies slightly twitch at the sudden feeling of...death?

Frankly, it was a feeling far more scary than being trapped inside one of Daemon's Illusions.

The Japanese man and the Red-headed Italian never liked it one bit.

…iOiOiOiOiOI…

Daemon's plan never worked...He was unable to hide, run away, get up, leave, move, change position...yea, you get it. Daemon Spade was stuck on his bed...

All because of a flu... a very unmanly-in his opinion- way to get sick. A flu. A flu. A Damn flu!

"Father..." Chrome peeked inside the door. Mukuro following behind with the bowl of soup.

"Ah Chrome, nufufufu~ please come inside"

"H-hai"

"Father we have your lunch." Mukuro who was following quickly passed the soup to Chrome and helped Daemon into a sitting position. Chrome then opened the soups lid, making Daemon Spade saw all the contents...chicken feathers, overcooked vegetables, uncooked chicken and others he barely recognized.

Daemon Spade felt sicker than before. He actually wanted to throw up, real bad...

Then a candy floated on top of the soup...Oh, shoot! was that the candy that Lampo's look alike often stuck on his mouth (and hair?..) Looks like it.

Daemon Spade can't take it anymore. Right then and there, he fainted...

"What happened brother?" Chrome asked with worry.

"Kufufu~ he must be really tired." Mukuro chuckled. "Come let's go."

"Okay"

…iOiOiOiOiOI…

Tsuna walked inside the kitchen. The first generation, well, just Giotto actually, pretended that they are all full and satisfied with the soup.

"Thanks for the soup Tsunayoshi-kun"

"Welcome..." The boy smiled... until he saw the two bowls of soup in the table. Untouched. The boy trembled and started to sniff. "Y-you d-didn't finish all of it."

"Tsuna, it's not that" Giotto started to panic. "The reason why we haven't finished all is that, we wanted Asari and Cozart to taste the soup as well. We saved some for them to taste during their return.

"Okay!" Tsuna bounced back to his happy attitude then ran off to play with Hayato.

The first generation sighed with relief...that was close!

Now all that's left was to see the begging 'please-don't-let-us-eat-the-soup' faces of those traitors! Oh~ it's gonna be fun...so much fun.

…iOiOiOiOiOI…

The following day...

"We're back" Takeshi who saw his friends instantly grinned and jump tackled both Tsuna and Hayato. "Man that was fun!"

"What part of tackling and hurting Jyuudaime was fun!?" Hayato growled out, glaring at the taller boy. Tsunayoshi giggled. "You just can't tell Takeshi-nii how much you're worried."

"I don't know you like me that much!" Takeshi beamed happily.

"I do not!" Hayato glared. Takeshi teh made a serious face. "Hey Hayato, do you know that when I saw Papa Asari yesterday, he was dancing that victory dance of yours?"

"He was?" Hayato asked unsure. Takeshi nodded. Hayato grinned. 'Jyuudaime! UMA creatures do exist!"

"Takeshi, I see your back and safe." Lampo stated grinning at the youngster. "So where's Asari?"

"Helping Uncle Cozart with their luggage since Enma fell asleep and Uncle Cozart was holding him."

"Cozart's back too?" Lampo's grin just got wider.

"Yes!"

"Okay, need to tell Giotto." Lampo smirked. "Anyways, Giotto said don't wonder around too far"

"Yes, Uncle!"

…iOiOiOiOiOI…

"Good thing we decided to just spend the night in town, huh." Reborn said as they all learned what happened during their absence.

"I still feel pity..." Fon stated as he glanced back at the Mansion.

"What's new with that feeling of yours?" Lal Mirch questioned.

"Going Back?" Luce asked.

"There's still soup left." Viper reminded.

"Let's all just stay here!" Verde sat down. The others agreeing sat down as well.

…iOiOiOiOiOI…

"Asari! Cozart!" Giotto happily walked towards his friends. "Such tiring activities you two just did yesterday! Good thing we prepared something special!" The grin on Giotto's face just showed Asari and Cozart that they wouldn't like what's about to happen one bit.

Then they saw the special bowls of soup...right then and there. Both knew they're doomed.

"The kids wouldn't like it if you won't finish to the last content." G reminded with a smirk. Asari gulped while Cozart was about to run, unluckily he was caught with Alaude's handcuffs.

"Can we talk about this?" Asari pleaded. Cozart tried giving an 'I am Sorry' look.

"No..." Giotto, G, Lampo and Alaude smirked. Knuckles was handcuffed by Alaude somewhere when he decided to change his mind on the planned payback, moments ago.

later that day...

"He haven't been out yet?" G grunted. "I seriously needed to use the toilet."

"If He's done, do you think I would still be standing here, waiting? Lampo growled back. "I've been standing here for two hours!"

"I've been standing for three hours in front of the one Asari uses. That's an hour harder!"

"You guys need to use the toilet?" Cozart walked out. Lampo and G nodded. Cozart was about to step aside..when his stomach started grumbling again. "Sorry, just use another toilet." He went back inside.

"Damn! I knew it, we shouldn't have had them eat that soup!" Lampo fidgeted.

"You agreed too so don't complain!"

Giotto then walked pass them. "What are you two doing?"

"Getting in line to use the toilet"

"You do know that you have your own toilets right?" Giotto stated. "But just in case you don't, there are personal toilets in each room."

G and Lampo's eyes widened. Why haven't they thought of that? Both rushed back to their rooms. A few seconds later, Cozart was out. Giotto smirked. "Done?"

"Yes...embarrassing to say but I feel relieved." Cozart stated. "Using it?" Giotto nodded. He smirked as he entered the toilet. Off course, that toilet in every room that he told Lampo and G was a lie...

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Yea...so in the end Daemon Spade never ate the soup~ Asari and Cozart did^^ I bet you never expected that to happen. I never did too. Seriously, I just typed whatever was playing on my mind~

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