Saturday March 24, 1984

Shermer High School

Shermer, Illinois 60062

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is that we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us – in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us a brain, an athlete, a basket-case, a princess, a wild-child, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed…

Author's Note: Oh my God please don't kill me or maim me or anything because I should be updating my other stories instead of posting another one. I'd apologize but I try not to make a habit of making empty apologies because I honestly could NOT help myself when I watched the 'Breakfast Club'. I've been on a 'Breakfast Club' kick lately and I noticed it's extremely hard to find a good 'Breakfast Club' story so I figured I'd write my own. I sincerely hope everyone likes this story. This is a Bender/OC story because lets face it, he and Claire just didn't look right together and Bender is freaking awesome too. Disclaimer is at the bottom and is for the whole story.

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the characters or the plot from the 'Breakfast Club' those rights John Hughes (freaking genius that he is). I'm just temporarily borrowing them, even though I really wish I owned Bender... *dreamy sigh*