And what's this? Another update? The gods are feeling generous today.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia

Dear Old Man,

Well you know what I have to say about your complaining? Pop some Advil and some Viagra and get it together. Now, since we can't ever seem to find the right moment for sex between the kids and work and ignoring each other, I think we should pencil in our romantic time. I'm free every Wednesday before and after my afternoon nap, which can happen anywhere between 11:00 am to 3 pm, so make sure to find me. Also Fridays and Sundays, after I finish being depressed over the degrading state of my government and economy, which is usually from noon to midnight. XoXoXo~

Many Kisses,

Hera~

Dear Person,

I'm very offended that you would insinuate I would need Viagra to get my sausage of love up and running. I may be older, but that doesn't mean shit. And why the hell are your openings for nap time and depression so damn long. You're worst then the fucking cable guy. I'm sorry, but my schedule is not so free to allow the constant angsting and pity-parting you teenagers like to partake in. So either get your shit together or shorten your hours. I can squeeze in some lovin before and after your Wednesday nap time, and I guess Fridays work too. Though you have to come to my office on Mondays and Thursdays, it'll be a quickie because my boss is in the adjacent work room and doesn't appreciate our hanky panky.

I have a feeling this won't end well,

Sadiq Adan

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