Author's Note: Due to quite a few reviews requesting for more Ouran Facebook stories, I will be... -drumroll- writing another one!
Disclaimer: Do I look like Mark Zuckerburg or Hatori Bisco? Nope.
Marshmallows
One-shot/drabble
Hikaru Hitachiin I kissed Haruhi today! Mm, as soft as marshmallows~ ;);)
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Tamaki Suou WHAT?! WHAT?! You perverted gay Hitachi! What on Earth have you done to my precious daughter? How dare you taint her luscious, innocent lips with your indecency?! O_O :'(
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Kyouya Ootori May I just remind you for the 9568th time that regardless of any form of endearing affection you have towards Haruhi, the two of you are NOT related by blood, let alone her being your daughter. And congratulations, Hikaru. However, please continue to be gay with Kaoru, whether or not you are now attracted to women. You know there is nothing customers love more than a forbidden gay relationship. And money, my boy, is something that no one will say no to.
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Tamaki Suou Our "daughter" (ahem, note the quotation marks) has been VIOLATED by this gay troll and all you can talk about is MONEY? D: Mommy, I am so disappointed with you!
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Hikaru Hitachiin Hey, hey. Look at yourself in the mirror before you speak bad of me, Lord. Don't deny that the you right now isn't speaking and acting like a gay yourself. ;)
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Tamaki Suou When I look into the mirror, all I can see is a beautiful, gorgeous, good-looking, heavenly, hot, sexy and gorgeous young man with glossy blonde hair and gorgeous purple eyes. :D
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Kyouya Ootori Pardon me, but you seem to have repeated the word 'gorgeous' three times in your pathetic sentence.
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Haruhi Fujioka Um, hello?
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Hikaru Hitachiin Haruhi! I was just telling them about our kiss. ;) Don't they just have the most AMUSING reactions?
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Tamaki Suou Haruhi darling, please tell Daddy that this isn't true! D':
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Haruhi Fujioka We DIDN'T kiss. -.-
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Tamaki Suou I KNEW IT! I KNEW THIS GAY TROLL WAS LIVING IN DENIAL!
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Haruhi Fujioka Our lips merely touched. By accident.
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Tamaki Suou WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!
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Hikaru Hitachiin I told you we kissed, Lord. (;
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Tamaki Suou YOU STUPID GIRL! Don't you get it? He accidentally-on-purpose kissed you! :( Daddy is NOT happy.
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Haruhi Fujioka I believe you just called me stupid.
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Kyouya Ootori A person with an IQ the length of his... I will leave that to your imagination... has no right to call anyone stupid.
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Tamaki Suou WTF?! O_O MOMMY!
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Hikaru Hitachiin AHAHAHAHA. -dies of laughter- I believe the person who keeps calling me a gay troll just got trolled. ;)
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Mitsukuni Haninozuka Hello, everyone! :) I ate three whole cakes yesterday night! They were as soft as marshmallows, like Haru-chan's lips!
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Haruhi Fujioka ...
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Tamaki Suou ...
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Kyouya Ootori ...
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Hikaru Hitachiin ...
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Tamaki Suou HONEY-SENPAI. YOU KISSED HARUHI TOO?! T_T
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Hikaru Hitachiin He was just referring to my post, gay Lord. -_-"
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Haruhi Fujioka It seems to me that the posts we post are always forgotten in the midst of all the comments.
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Kyouya Ootori I know, right? XD
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Hikaru Hitachiin O_O WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO KYOUYA-SENPAI?!
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Kyouya Ootori I'm Kaoru, on Kyouya-senpai's laptop! Seems to me that you've been fooling around without me, Hikaru. :(
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Hikaru Hitachiin No, of course not! You will always be the one I love the most. -strokes your cheek-
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Kyouya Ootori Hah, you just got trolled, Hikaru. That was me. Glad to know that your love for men still overpowers your love for women.
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Tamaki Suou And the gay troll gets trolled... :'D
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Hikaru Hitachiin ... -.-
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Thank you for reading! Um, so I tried to be funny. Sorry if I failed. :P Review, please? And please tell me whether you'd like this to remain as a one-shot or a collection of Facebook drabbles since I can't decide! :)