What the characters could have done instead of being useless (China, Spain, Russia, Japan, Romano, Everyone Outside, France, Canada, Prussia), wasting their time learning to tie their shoelaces (Italy), being weak (Germany), wasting their magic (England) or forgetting that they have a gun (America).

I: GETTING OUT.

Way #1: One for All, All for one.

"Hey wait," said America.

"What?" snapped England.

"I just remembered, I have a gun!" And then he shot the lock on the front door, to everyone's consternation.

Way #2: Truth Alone Triumphs.

"Say," England turned to China, "if you can bust down a wall of my house with your head, why can't you do it here?"

Way #3 (would have to take place earlier): Plus Ultra.

"You've got to be kidding me," said America, as all of the nations stood outside of the mansion.

"ALL THIS TIME AND STUPID BRITAIN COULD HAVE JUST TELEPORTED ALL OF US OUTSIDE."

England's teleportation service! Call E-N-G-L-A-N-D.

Hetalia!

Way #4: Out of Many, One.

"Hey, I've got an idea for getting the others out of that house," declared Switzerland.

"Okay, tell us," said Austria.

Switzerland pulled out a giant bag of various terror-instilling, capable-of-smashing-down-walls, weapons. "Which one?"

Way #5: From the Sea, Freedom.

"Right," Said Turkey, "so you're going to waste all this time redirecting a river to smash the house when we could've just used this grenade I'm holding in my hand right now."

Greece didn't look at him. "Hercules did it, so that makes it mandatory."

"What?!"

II: DEALING WITH THOSE TWO IDIOTS, ROMANO AND SPAIN.

"Why don't you just use that notebook of yours, England?"

III: ITALY'S DEAD?

America was silent for a few moments, then he suddenly shouted, "OK! Italy's totally dead! Let's go throw a party!"

"WHAT?!" The supposedly deceased nation sat up.

America laughed and turned to Death, "See? I told you he'd wake up if I said that!"

"This has an oddly familiar ring to it..." muttered England.

IV: GETTING RID OF STEVE.

Way #1: God's Will First.

"I wish the alien would get a headache and go home, I wish the alien would get a headache and go home, I wish the alien would get a headache and go home, I wish the alien would get a headache and go home..."

"Shut up, Italy -" began Germany.

SLAM!

"WHOAH! THE FROGFACE ALIEN TOTALLY GOT A STAR STUCK IN HIS HEAD THAT'S BADASS!"

"What the hell! ?" gaped Germany.

Way #2: [Eh?]

Suddenly hit by an unexpected lightbulb, Austria turned to Switzerland and asked, "Hey Switzy, have you any atomic bombs in that unsightly weapon sack of yours?"

"Don't call me that!"

That's it for now. If you have any other ideas, tell me!

In the meantime, review or Steve will get you.

REACTIONS TO ALL OF THE OTHER COUNTRIES BEING DEAD.

Italy: [Bawls]

Romano: [Bawls]

Germany: ...

Japan: ...

Prussia: ?

America: I think I'll just pull that party trick again.

England: HAHAHA! So my curses do work!

Canada: Uh...

France: [CENSORED CONTENT]

Russia: So they ended up not becoming one with me.

China: DAMMIT THEY ALL OWED ME $€$£$! !

Spain: I'll just use the cheerfulness charm on myself! Fusosososososo~!

Heh. I'm not on crack.