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Sleeping Beauty
Cast:
Sotsetsu: The genius behind this movie
Shito Tachibana: Narrator
Chika: The hero(ine)
Zen, Toko and shuiji: The three good fairies
Shiba: The father
Koyomi: the mother
Momoka: Maleficent
Michiru: Prince Phillip
Sotsetsu: Let the acting begin!
Shito: In a far away, long ago, lived a king and his fair queen.
Koyomi: Like I would ever marry him…
Shiba: Your head says no, but your heart says yes.
Chika: STOP FLIRTING!
Sotsetsu: Shut up!
Chika, Shiba and Koyomi: Sorry…
Sotsetsu: On with the script!
(Koyomi in a flower field with a frog, witch is by the way a random student with very cheap frog hat.).
[Silence]
Shito: [Louder] in a far away, long ago, lived a king and his fair queen!
[More silence]
Shito: …Screw this shit. Anyway, many years had they longed for a child…
[Once again silence]
Shito: …Koyomi, don't tell me you forgot your lines.
[Koyomi bolts up]
Koyomi: Oh, I'm supposed to say something?
Shito: [Facepalm] lets just skip this. A many years later, their wish was fulfilled. A daughter was born, and they called her Aurora.
[Shows cheap baby doll. We could have done better, but 'The genius' wasted our money on food]
Shito: Yes, they named her after the dawn for she filled their lives with sunshine. Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the kingdom, so that all of high or low estate might pay homage to the infant princess. And our story begins on that most joyful day.
[Random students walking in. Keyword: low budget.]
Shito: [Mumbles a curse] the king Stefan and his Queen received their friends, King Hubert and Prince Phillip. They wanted to unite their kingdoms by the marriage of their children, Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip.
[Michiru and Bekkou walk in what seems like what supposed to be prince and king clothes. Clothes fit Michiru for a rare reason.]
Michiru: [Mumbles] I'm going to kill whoever did the casting.
Bekkou: Don't worry, prince, you look great.
Michiru: [Throws curse at him] Geez, whatever. [Walks to a cheap crib and hands over the gift]
Shito: Ahem. The king and the queen also received three good fairies as guests: Mistress Flora,
Zen: [Is hanging on some rope. It snaps and he falls down. He curses with colourful words.]
Shito: [Tries to conceal smirk, which he fails him] mistress HAHAHA Fauna HAHAHA!
Shuiji: [Walks in because he doesn't want the same situation as Zen]
Shito: …you're supposed to fly.
Shuiji: [With a bored look] I don't want to die.
Shito: …you really can see his passion for this trainwreck of a play. And lastly, mistress Merryweather.
Toko: why do I have to play the fat ass?!
Shito: Be glad you got a rol. So deal with it.
Toko: [Mumbles] Fine…
Shito: Great cast we got here [Rolls eyes]. They were supposed to give one gift each one to the newborn princess. Flora gave her beauty, Fauna gave her the gift of song, and when Merryweather was going to do the same, an evil witch called Maleficent appeared.
[Momoka appears in random table cloth around her. Chika tries to get her in order to let her change into something proper but failed miserably.]
Momoka: ….Uhm muhahaha….?
Shito: [Very loud.] If we had more money! Wait, where is he?
[He's in Europe]
Shito:….Let's just pretend he's still here. Where were we…Ah! Since she was very angry because she had not received any invitation, she said:
Momoka: The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die. [Tries laughing evilly but sounds like a cute kitten. Very heart-warming] can I go now?
Shito: Yes, and as fast as possible. ANYWAY, everybody was very shocked, but the third fairy had not given her gift yet, so she tried to repair as much as possible the curse of Maleficent. The princess would sleep instead of dying, and the spell would be broken with the first true love's kiss to the princess.
Michiru: Do I have to kiss someone…?
Shito: Like I said, deal with it.
Michiru: [Groans]
Shito: King Stefan, in order to prevent the curse to happen, said that every spinning wheel in the kingdom should be burnt. And so it happened.
Nevertheless the three good fairies thought that it would not stop Maleficent to accomplish her revenge, and so they planned to raise Aurora in the deep forest until the age of sixteen, when the curse finished, and then to take the princess to the castle again, with her parents. The king and the queen accepted this plan, but they were heart-broken. Let's hope for better acting in next chapter.