I couldn't refuse the temptation of doing a Yullen. :) I just couldn't! Hope it is at least decent...

Kanda Yuu was a sadist, egotistical bastard. There was no other explanation for this creature who had decided to ruin Allen's life. First it was, "What kind of girl is named Allen?" then it was "Well, you do have the body of a boy" and that was just the first 2 minutes. Then Cross, the bigger bastard had to push Kanda literally into Allen's care. What that meant was another master, another month having to act like a girl and another series of poker games to win. Allen wasn't happy with this at all.

First off, the only reason he was stuck with Cross was when Mana died, the bastard appeared out of thin air and said he needed a female apprentice. To Allen, the small child, all he had to do was act like a girl and that meant food and shelter. Now Allen was 17, and sick of this. His white hair was literally past his butt, and he hated the way he had to wear ribbons in it. And the women Cross had brought back….. God...

It was always, "How adorable. Little girl, can I braid your hair?" Or "Let me buy you a dress sweetie." Sometimes the horrible stuff called makeup was applied to his face. Cross had figured out Allen was a boy, finally, after 3 years. So Cross found a way to score with all females everywhere and torment Allen. That meant more dresses, more hair bows and more makeup. Cross would refer to Allen as his "Little Girl," and the ladies fawned over Allen to no end. So now, Cross had threatened Allen his 'life' in exchange for acting like a female. And sooner or later, Kanda Yuu would figure out Allen was a guy. The worst part, Allen had to pretend to be maybe half his age. Like Cross told all the females he entertained that Allen was 10. And there was no doubt that Kanda Yuu probably thought Allen was like 12.

"Come girl," Kanda said and Allen had to resist the urge to bash in his masters face, both of them.

"Yes sir," Allen responded sweetly, fists clenched. Did Allen really have to deal with this annoying man for a whole month?

"I got one of my maids to get you some appropriate clothes. Now that you are temporarily my… bodyguard..." Kanda stifled a laugh.

"Yes sir." Allen said and sighed. Damn that Cross. Not only did he use his feminine looks as an advantage, but also Allen's incredible strength. Especially that one arm that had been cursed by a witch.

Cross was the only one who knows what happens when Allen loses control and blows a fuse. It is painful for those who dared to annoy the small boy. And Allen's soul seeing eye. Allen could sense the good or bad intentions of someone by peering into their soul. And all that was in Kanda's was gray with a fleck or two of red. Indifference and a small amount of bloodlust. But still good, thank god. If there was no black then they were alright. But the only way Allen could see the soul is if he was touching the person. What a setback.

So here Allen was, in servitude to another annoying, arrogant, sadistic man. Hopefully this one wouldn't be as much as a narcissistic lothario as Cross was. Or hopefully not as violent or as much as an avid spender. Allen's head still hurt from the time he was wacked over the head with a chair. All because he let it slip that he was a boy to one of the ladies Cross was…. Entertaining….. for the evening. Especially now that Allen was a poker legend, which just meant more money for Cross. Yes, Allen prayed to god that this wouldn't be another Cross. Because one Cross in the world was more than enough.

"Little girl! Bean sprout! Let's go!" Kanda yelled again and Allen's face turned red. God he wanted to punch this annoying man.

"Yes sir." Allen grumbled and followed Kanda into his black carriage.

One of my fellow writers read over this and was confused on the meaning of Lathario. A Lathario is usually a man who is... a womanizer. He flaunts himself and trys to appeal to numerous women at one time. The perfect definition of Cross. So..

Lathario- General Cross. The truest definition I have seen yet.

So R and R please! or RawR... :P