Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: I don't, nor will I ever, own Zelda.
Authors Notes: See what happens when the site goes down?! I end up writing crap like this!
*****If ANYONE points out any plotholes (insert venomous stare)..... just remember, they are here intentionally.
Hyrule Press Conference
Subject: Fashion issues- clothing
**Enter into a room with a long table. The Sages are sitting there, as are Link, Sheik, and Zelda. Navi, Tatl and Tael are sitting on the table itself. The three Golden Goddesses are presiding (a.k.a.: trying to keep some kind of order). Tons of press are in folding chairs in front of the table. Enter the insanity :) **
DIN: We will now begin answering questions on today's topic: fashion. That means clothes, accessories, etc. **watches as dozens of reporters start talking at once.** We WILL do this in an orderly fashion (no pun). Over there. **points**
REPORTER FROM HYRULE PEOPLE MAGAZINE: Yes, thank you. I was just wondering why Link chose to wear a dress and earrings.
LINK: What's this chose crap?! They were on me when I woke up. And it's not a dress!!!
R.F.H.P.M.: Sure they were.
LINK: You wanna make something of it!?
R.F.H.P.M.: At least Saria's a girl.
LINK: (stands up) YOU. ME. OUTSIDE. NOW!!!
FARORE: (grabs Link and shoves him back into his chair, then nods to Din.)
DIN: Thanks.
FARORE: No prob.
DIN: Moving on. Let's see. you over there. (points again)
REPORTER FROM HYRULE NEWS 10547: Yes. I was just wondering why the Gorons and Zoras don't wear anything?
RUTO: Who says I'm not? It is just the same color as my skin. And because of how thin it is, I can move freely in the water.
DRAUNIA: I'm just gonna pass on this one.
LINK: Cucco.
DRAUNIA: (stands and turns to Link) COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT!
LINK: (also stands) ALL RIGHT I WILL!
FARORE AND NAYRU: (look at each other and sigh, then go behind the to warring ones and shove them back into their seats.)
FARORE: Behave both of you.
DIN: Maybe this was a bad idea.
AUTHOR: (don't ask) Of course it isn't. :)
DIN: **groan** Next. how about you (points to someone dancing funny)
RANDOM PERSON: Where's the bathroom?
DIN: -_- Over there. how about a real question. you there. (points)
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Sheik, is it true that you can't take those bandages off?
SHEIK: ???
R.F.H.S.: That is what my source says. You had them super-glued.
SHEIK: Ummm. not that I remember.
LINK: Where are these questions coming from anyway?
SHEIK: Don't ask me.
DIN: Next. (points to random person)
UNKNOWN REPORTER: How does it feel to have won the Indigo League and the Orange Island League?
ENTIRE DAIS: ????????
U.R.: This is the Pokemon conference, isn't it?
DIN: -_-() no.. that's down the hall.
U.R.: oops. heh heh. **sweatdrops, then runs out of the room**
DIN: I thought everyone knew where they were. oh well. Next. (points to another person)
REPORTER FROM HYRULE TRIBUNAL WEEKLY: Is it true that no one here can dress themselves?
ZELDA: Where did that one come from?
R.F.H.T.W.: Well, you for example are royalty.
ZELDA: SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT I AM HELPLESS!?
R.F.H.T.W.: W-w-well. not exactly.
ZELDA: I SEE HOW IT IS.
R.F.H.T.W.: **sits down quickly** eep.
DIN: Two more questions then we are done for today.
FARORE: **under breath** About time.
DIN: I heard that.
FARORE: Darn.
DIN: **smirking** OK. Let's see. how about you. **points**
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: This is for the fairies. Do you wear anything?
NAVI: Of course! For example, right now I have on a beautiful red dress.
TATL: Mine's better, it is a gorgeous light blue.
TAEL: Oh brother.
TATL: Just because all you have is jeans and a T-shirt on don't take it out on us.
TAEL: **sinks behind the table**
NAVI & TATL: **snicker**
DIN: Poor fairy probably needs counseling. One more. you. **points to the very back of the room**
REPORTER FROM HYRULE PEOPLE PLUS: This is for Rauru. why is the front of your dress.
RAURU: IT'S NOT A DRESS!
R.F.H.P.P.: Yeah. anyway, why is the front all red like that?
IMPA: Hey, you're right. Why is that?
RAURU: **sweatdrop** well. super-cherry-strawberry-jelly-jam-ice-cream doesn't come out.
DIN, FARORE & NAYRU: eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...... DIN: That's it, meeting over. **Leaves, and Farore and Nayru follow. After they are gone, the table books it to the exit, leaving only the reporters.**
RANDOM REPORTER 1: Now what?
RANDOM REPORTER 2: We can do this again if we make it seem like it was worth it.
RANDOM REPORTER 1: So we will have a way to kill time?
RANDOM REPORTER 2: Yup.
RANDOM REPORTER 1: Then let's get this stuff to the presses!!
Conference over.
Should I bother with another chapter? If so, what should be the topic? KEEP IT CLEAN. GOT IT? Also, flames will go straight to Volvagia. (He's my pet now. ^_^)
Disclaimer: I don't, nor will I ever, own Zelda.
Authors Notes: See what happens when the site goes down?! I end up writing crap like this!
*****If ANYONE points out any plotholes (insert venomous stare)..... just remember, they are here intentionally.
Hyrule Press Conference
Subject: Fashion issues- clothing
**Enter into a room with a long table. The Sages are sitting there, as are Link, Sheik, and Zelda. Navi, Tatl and Tael are sitting on the table itself. The three Golden Goddesses are presiding (a.k.a.: trying to keep some kind of order). Tons of press are in folding chairs in front of the table. Enter the insanity :) **
DIN: We will now begin answering questions on today's topic: fashion. That means clothes, accessories, etc. **watches as dozens of reporters start talking at once.** We WILL do this in an orderly fashion (no pun). Over there. **points**
REPORTER FROM HYRULE PEOPLE MAGAZINE: Yes, thank you. I was just wondering why Link chose to wear a dress and earrings.
LINK: What's this chose crap?! They were on me when I woke up. And it's not a dress!!!
R.F.H.P.M.: Sure they were.
LINK: You wanna make something of it!?
R.F.H.P.M.: At least Saria's a girl.
LINK: (stands up) YOU. ME. OUTSIDE. NOW!!!
FARORE: (grabs Link and shoves him back into his chair, then nods to Din.)
DIN: Thanks.
FARORE: No prob.
DIN: Moving on. Let's see. you over there. (points again)
REPORTER FROM HYRULE NEWS 10547: Yes. I was just wondering why the Gorons and Zoras don't wear anything?
RUTO: Who says I'm not? It is just the same color as my skin. And because of how thin it is, I can move freely in the water.
DRAUNIA: I'm just gonna pass on this one.
LINK: Cucco.
DRAUNIA: (stands and turns to Link) COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT!
LINK: (also stands) ALL RIGHT I WILL!
FARORE AND NAYRU: (look at each other and sigh, then go behind the to warring ones and shove them back into their seats.)
FARORE: Behave both of you.
DIN: Maybe this was a bad idea.
AUTHOR: (don't ask) Of course it isn't. :)
DIN: **groan** Next. how about you (points to someone dancing funny)
RANDOM PERSON: Where's the bathroom?
DIN: -_- Over there. how about a real question. you there. (points)
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Sheik, is it true that you can't take those bandages off?
SHEIK: ???
R.F.H.S.: That is what my source says. You had them super-glued.
SHEIK: Ummm. not that I remember.
LINK: Where are these questions coming from anyway?
SHEIK: Don't ask me.
DIN: Next. (points to random person)
UNKNOWN REPORTER: How does it feel to have won the Indigo League and the Orange Island League?
ENTIRE DAIS: ????????
U.R.: This is the Pokemon conference, isn't it?
DIN: -_-() no.. that's down the hall.
U.R.: oops. heh heh. **sweatdrops, then runs out of the room**
DIN: I thought everyone knew where they were. oh well. Next. (points to another person)
REPORTER FROM HYRULE TRIBUNAL WEEKLY: Is it true that no one here can dress themselves?
ZELDA: Where did that one come from?
R.F.H.T.W.: Well, you for example are royalty.
ZELDA: SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT I AM HELPLESS!?
R.F.H.T.W.: W-w-well. not exactly.
ZELDA: I SEE HOW IT IS.
R.F.H.T.W.: **sits down quickly** eep.
DIN: Two more questions then we are done for today.
FARORE: **under breath** About time.
DIN: I heard that.
FARORE: Darn.
DIN: **smirking** OK. Let's see. how about you. **points**
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: This is for the fairies. Do you wear anything?
NAVI: Of course! For example, right now I have on a beautiful red dress.
TATL: Mine's better, it is a gorgeous light blue.
TAEL: Oh brother.
TATL: Just because all you have is jeans and a T-shirt on don't take it out on us.
TAEL: **sinks behind the table**
NAVI & TATL: **snicker**
DIN: Poor fairy probably needs counseling. One more. you. **points to the very back of the room**
REPORTER FROM HYRULE PEOPLE PLUS: This is for Rauru. why is the front of your dress.
RAURU: IT'S NOT A DRESS!
R.F.H.P.P.: Yeah. anyway, why is the front all red like that?
IMPA: Hey, you're right. Why is that?
RAURU: **sweatdrop** well. super-cherry-strawberry-jelly-jam-ice-cream doesn't come out.
DIN, FARORE & NAYRU: eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...... DIN: That's it, meeting over. **Leaves, and Farore and Nayru follow. After they are gone, the table books it to the exit, leaving only the reporters.**
RANDOM REPORTER 1: Now what?
RANDOM REPORTER 2: We can do this again if we make it seem like it was worth it.
RANDOM REPORTER 1: So we will have a way to kill time?
RANDOM REPORTER 2: Yup.
RANDOM REPORTER 1: Then let's get this stuff to the presses!!
Conference over.
Should I bother with another chapter? If so, what should be the topic? KEEP IT CLEAN. GOT IT? Also, flames will go straight to Volvagia. (He's my pet now. ^_^)