Author's Note: Hello, everyone. I'm still writing Adventure Time: The Great Mushroom War, but I've decided to do a bit of a side project. I feel like trying my hand at comedy, alright? Oh, and if you are reading this story, I just wanted to let you know that I like Adventure Time A LOT, and the comments given by Beavis and Butthead are in no way my opinions on the show, so please. No hate mail. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this! Be sure to review!

Adventure Time with Beavis and Butthead

By Snake-Eater Patriot 7

Chapter 1:

One day Beavis and Butthead were sitting on their couch watching the TV. They were watching a cartoon called Adventure Time on Cartoon Network.

"Oh, yeah. I'm having a fun time", said Lumpy Space Princess on the TV.

"Uh, you know who isn't having a fun time?" Butthead asked.

"Who?" Beavis asked.

"Uh, me!" Butthead said. "Ugh ugh ugh. This show sucks".

"Oh, yeah!" Beavis said. "Meh, meh heh heh heh. They should, like, rename this channel Craptoon Network, y'know, 'cause… uh, it sucks!".

"Oh yeah! Ugh ugh ugh", said Butthead. "Uh, you know what would be better than watching this show?"

"Uh, hmm…", Beavis thought. "Um, watching Spongebob?" Butthead slapped Beavis in the face. "Ow!"

"No, dumbass! Watching Jersey Shore!"

"Ooooooh yeah! Put on MTV, Butthead!" Beavis yelled.

Butthead changed the channel to MTV. Snooki was talking to the camera.

"Boooooooobs", Beavis and Butthead said together. Then they drooled themselves into a deep sleep.

When Beavis and Butthead woke up, they found themselves in a tree-house filled with junk.

"God dammit Beavis", Butthead said. "Did you, like, drug the spaghetti again?"

"Uh, no", said Beavis. "At least, I don't think so". B-MO approached Beavis and Butthead.

"Hello, Beavis and Butthead", said B-MO. "Would you like to play a game?"

"Ugh ugh ugh. Hey, Beavis", said Butthead. "Check this out". He kicked B-MO.

"Ow!" Said B-MO.

"Mm hm hm hm. Whoa, that was cool! Let me try it!" Beavis and Butthead started kicking B-MO repeatedly.

"Self Defense Mode activated", B-MO said in a monotone.

"Ugh ugh ugh", said Butthead. His eyes widened. "Uh-oh". B-MO jumped to his feet and karate kicked Butthead out of the treehouse.

"Whoa!" Beavis said. "That was cool!" Then B-MO kicked Beavis out of the tree house as well.

"And stay out!" B-MO yelled.

"This sucks", said Butthead. He stood up. "Well, Beavis? Are you coming?"

"Coming where?" Beavis asked.

"Uh, that way?" Butthead said, pointing towards the Candy Kingdom.

"Ooooh yeah! I'll bet there are chicks over there! This'll be cool!" Beavis said.

"Yup", said Butthead. They started walking towards the Kingdom. "Tonight we score".