How to Live With Monsters
Miea woke with a start, her alarm clock blaring; apparently, it had been set an hour late. "Crap!" she said, "Now I'm gonna be late for school." She got up and ran to the bathroom; (throwing a casual concealment charm on the shower drain so a certain clown couldn't watch her shower) she turned on the hot water, striped down and got in. She was just about to grab the shampoo bottle when the shower head started spewing blood. "God damn it Penny!" She yelled stomping her foot, "I do not have time for this today!" she reached to turn off the faucet, when she heard a cackle from outside the shower curtain. "Crap." She hissed seeing the silhouette of a man with a knife decked right hand outside the curtain. "Piss off Kruger!" she snarled, the blood stopped and she dreamed herself some cloths.
"Today is the day you d-"The nightmare was cut short by a fist colliding with his face, causing him to fall to the floor with an "oof!"
"Today," said Miea, "Is the day I ace my chemistry final." She stepped out of the shower and gave the nightmare a triumphant grin. There was a beeping sound and she smiled even wider, "Got to go," she said wiggling her fingers tauntingly.
Miea woke again to the sound of a blaring alarm clock. It was 7:30; right on time. She changed out of her P.J.s and into a bath robe. She walked into the bathroom and again turned on the water after throwing a concealment charm on the shower drain. There came a muffled "Aww" from somewhere in the bathrooms piping.
"Deal with it Clown-boy." She snarled, "I don't like peeping toms." She shrugged off her bath robe and got into the shower. "Haaa," she said relaxing in the hot water. When her shower was over she stepped out and wrapped a towel around herself. She looked to her right to see a very unhappy nightmare glaring at her. "Am I still dreaming?" asked the young witch confused.
"No," said Freddy," you may not know this Miea, but I can go in and out of the dream world as I please."
"Good for you, now piss off, I have a test today and I do not wanna be late for school." Said Miea, annoyed.
"Yah, I know, you made that quite clear," said Freddy rubbing his jaw.
"Well maybe if you gave up on trying to kill me we wouldn't have this little problem."
"I hate to interrupt," came a voice from the bathroom sink, "but if the two of you could argue elsewhere, I would be most grateful." A clown head poked up from the sink drain, "I get headaches when I have to listen to people bicker."
"You know Penny, if you listen really close you can almost hear the sound of no one giving the furry crack of a rat's ass," said Miea, cupping a hand to her ear. Freddy Laughed. "Well by, "said Miea, looking at the clock above the sink. "I'll be at school 'till about 5:00, I have horology club today."
"What the hell's horology?" asked Freddy and Pennywise in unison.
"It's the study of watches, clocks, and other clock work devices." Miea said proudly. "Any way, there's a sandwich in the fridge for you Penny." And with that she went to her room changed into her school clothes and walked out the door.