Chapter 1: for Phantom Hourglass Link

Question: How do you feel about those yaoi pairings about you and Linebeck or the King of Red Lions?

Answer:

I was fricken' scared! I mean, me and Linebeck? After I read like, two of those fanfics, I stayed a minimum of a mile from the guy! I mean, I'm ten and he's, what, thirty? I won't even tell you the age of Carl! Who's Carl? The King of Red Lions! I called him that from the day we met to the day he died! Anyway, the yaoi pairings out there, I don't encourage them. Linebeck's an uncle to me, and Carl's like a great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandpa I never had!