"It's not every day you're bridesmaid at a lesbian wedding."

"It's not every day your lesbian best friends get married, Quinn."

"I know I'm just so excited for you two! I've been waiting for this day since the two of you first made out in front of me at a Puckerman Party in freshmen year."

"You knew we would be together?"

"Please you both screamed 'gay'."

"I tried pretty hard not to."

"I know Santana, but you're too gay to function sometimes."

"OK, quoting Mean Girls on the day of my wedding isn't really helping."

"Just, embrace it, OK? You'll be fine, Brittany loves you."

"Will she love me in five years? Ten? Twenty? Will she still want to be with me after I spend hours at the legal firm making money for our family, or when I start to come home late, or when I'm always tired, or when she sees me at my worst? Will she…will she love me forever?"

"It's Brittany, Santana, and if I know Brittany she always will love you no matter what. Now come on, we have a wedding to get to."

"How do I look?"

"Beautiful."

"Enough for her?"

"She will love you even if you go to your own wedding in jeans, Santana, you know that."

"…Quinn?"

"Yeah?"

"Thank you, so much. For everything."

"Wait 'til you hear my speech."

-0-

"Attention, everyone, please? Hi. Most of you know me as Quinn Fabray, the best friend to both Santana and Brittany. Well, we've been friends since we were around 12, and went on to become inseparable. But this isn't a story about the three of us, it's a story about the two of them.

"I remember that in our freshmen year we joined the Cheerleading Squad, making us the undisputed leaders of the school. When we got to sophomore year, we joined Glee club. At first, I admit it was malicious intent, but I saw them suddenly start to grow in that year as individuals. They started to grow closer to each other, and I saw with my own eyes the benefits of joining that the club had had in them. It sowed the seeds of a relationship that is still growing to this day.

"Glee club helped them realize that they were in love with each other, opened their eyes to a new range of possibilities. Yes, it took them a while to realize that they were in love with each other, junior year was the peak of it all, but come senior year they wouldn't let each other go, and I was so proud to have witnessed that.

"I know that they love each other. How can you not, when you see your two best friends separated by states but still totally in love with each other while one was in college and the other was repeating her senior year? Distance never mattered to them, what mattered was that at the end of every school term, there was a visit to New York for Brittany, and a beautiful few days together where they relearned everything about the person again. They were in love, and I saw it grow.

"I think what qualifies me to be up here giving this speech is that I saw it happen, from their first drunken kiss to the first time they finally told others about their relationship, to the day that Santana proposed, and finally to the day they sent wedding invitations. I've been through it all, and now, I'd just like to give a toast: to the bride and bride, the two most beautiful women I know; to the people who helped make this relationship possible, meaning all our friends in Glee club; and to plenty more years to come for the both of them. This one is for the Unholy Trinity."