A/N: Sorry if I haven't updated in a while but I wanted to finish some other stories and this is a Halloween special so it should've been around this time. For those that were still following this, your wait is over and be prepared. Oh and a little forewarning, not sure when I'll update again but it most likely won't be a holiday special. Enjoy the show!

There was a puff of smoke center stage; once it cleared, there stood a witch. In other words, me! "Hello, one and all, to a very special episode, where your worst nightmares become reality."

"Okay, you can stop trying to monologue now, we get it," said Percy, dressed as Aqua lad (Waffles' idea, not mine). They all were in costume, Annabeth as someone in prison, Grover was himself just because it was a natural costume, Thalia isn't here at the moment, Nico as Batman, Clarisse as the grim reaper, Rachel as a gypsie, and Conner and Travis as both halves of a donkey.

"Now explain the costumes!" demanded Clarisse, not happy with hers.

"Alright already, Percy you'd have to ask Waffles about yours, Annabeth and Nico I got by reading someone's story," slightly laughing, "where he got de-aged by Aphrodite and called Annabeth 'crazy kidnapper' and Nico 'Batman.'" He also called Thalia princess, I thought. "Grover, I had no idea what to do with you so- yeah. Uh, Clarisse the grim reaper because death seems to follow; Rachel was last second."

"What about us?" asked Conner while pointing at himself and Travis.

"Easy, you're both jack asses," I said with a smirk, Clarisse snickered while the Stolls glared then cracked a smile. There was the sound of drums backstage (something like dun-dun-cling). Looking over was Liam in his costume which suits him just fine; he's the Phantom of the Opera after all.

What? Can't I have some talent?

Sure you can, after all, you've got talented sisters to take after," I said, imagining how red his face must be. "Although save that for April fools."

Gilboy, you many things but talented is not one of them. Okay~, now he's probably smirking and crap, I don't have a comeback. Gotcha, he chuckled. You people have no idea how much I want to hit him.

It was that moment that Waffles decided to walk in and her costume is… another witch? "Uh Waffles, I thought we weren't gonna wear the same costume."

"We're not, I'm you, what can be scarier than that?" Everyone snickered while I glared.

"Can we just move on and Thalia should be joining us in a sec. While we're waiting, I want to bring some things to the viewers' attention. I apologies for the bad joke in the previous episode, the one where I jumped off the cliff."

"Apology accepted, man," said Travis.

"The apology wasn't for you, it was for the viewers!" I growled.

"Well then, if you're going to act like that then we'll just have to punish you," said Conner with Travis nodding in agreement.

"You're going to toilet paper my house now, aren't you?"

"No," people, if you ever meet the Stolls, don't believe whatever answer they give you. Better start calling the cops.

"Don't pay any attention to that spat; there is one more thing I'd like to say, your reviews keep this show going. If I don't get any then this show will be canceled." The audience groaned. "I know and I had so many ideas I wanted to try too."

"What ideas?" asked Annabeth suspiciously.

I couldn't help smiling. "Just wait for a hundred reviews," Annabeth was clearly frustrated not knowing and audience were also curious. "Don't worry, it's not going to be like the cliff jump. It's not going to backfire or offend anyone so it's perfectly safe." Then my smile, let's say, turned dark and had a glint in my eyes that spelled trouble. "But here's one dare that I've been thinking about for a while. I dare all the boys, that includes you Liam"

Aw come on!

"To watch a video of someone giving birth and no fan room." Everyone stared at me and my smile faltered a bit as I wondered if I'll be put in a metal hospital for this.

"No worries, we've handled worse," said Conner with a whole lot of confidence.

Twenty minutes later…

Annabeth and I were just wrapping up a chess game when the boys dragged themselves back; looking as if they've seen a ghost (ironic really since Liam was in the room) and Grover had actually past out in the five minutes when the video started.

"You are one cruel person," said Nico, just as Annabeth put me in checkmate.

Ha! I was right! Liam exclaimed and from the sound of things, he was doing a happy dance.

"What, I am not! If anyone is cruel, it's Annabeth, making a massacre of my pieces," I snapped.

"Hey it's not my fault you're such a poor and predictable strategist," she retorted.

"Ladies, ladies, your both beautiful," said Travis, trying to break the fight.

I whirled around and yelled "Don't call me beautiful!" Everyone looked at me oddly, then laughed as ice cold water was dumped on me.

Sis, you need to chill; besides, it was only a game and take a look at this, said Liam, making bunny ears behind Annabeth using a gloved hand.

"Alright Liam, thanks," I said giving him a small smile for his armature attempt. "We should just move on so here's ShadowandMadonna:

'Nico: You're my fav so here have a cookie

Stolls: Act out scenes between the Weasley Twins while dresed as them!

Waffles: Wear a black shirt (Trying not to do anything dangerous!)

Liam: Prank call Sadie and Carter

gilly: Are you a tomboy or a girl?

Annabeth and Rachel: Read "Abandoned," its a story on here in this section

Percy: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?! (NOT the clone, the FOOD!)

Clarisse: Make out with Chris! (CLARIS FAN HERE! [that means ClarisseXChris ;) ])

Thalia: Watch Barbie movies

Uh-oh. I'm about to have a randomness mment:

PAAAAAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAKES

I LUV SHADOW

MEOW

PERCABETH IS AWESOME

I AM HYPER

I HAD SUGAR

AM I ACTING LIKE WAFFLES

TAKE ME TO YOUR BOOKS

GIMME FUNNEL CAKES

I SHALL KILL MY FRIEND BECAUSE IM PICTURE-HAPPY IN HER STORIES

I HATE EGGS

YOU SAY IM WEIRD

I SAY THANK YOU

MEOW

MEOW

MEOW

TAYLOR SWIFT ROX MY SOX

"THIS IS WAR" IS THE BESTest SONG EVAH

MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWW

Sorry I have my random moments :D

Deranged Shadow Fangirl'

It's okay to have random moments, at least yours is through speech and mine is… well, you may see it sometime if the pressure gets to me. Anyway here's Nico's cookie." And to answer your question, I'm a tomboy with girlish tendencies.

"What kind of cookie?" asked Nico.

Ginger, I think, said Liam, examining it. Before he could determine the type, Nico snatched it and happily ate it while the others seemed a little jealous. I had better take these guys trick-or-treating after this; wait they're older than me, why am I chaperoning?

"We're heading backstage to change," said Travis.

"At least it's better than the donkey costume," said Conner, following after his brother.

"I had better get to the theater and suffer the torture that is Barbie," said Thalia, heading out the door.

Uh, how am I 'pose to prank call those two? Asked Liam, if you hadn't already noticed, only Nico and Gilly can hear me. Okay, now we have a dilemma. I have to go to the fan room now, don't I?

"If you want, I could make the call and you could tell me what to say," offered Nico, taking the last bite of his cookie.

Yes, time to call those Egyptians!

"What?"

"Nothing!" Liam and I said simultaneously.

"Whenever somebody says nothing, there's always something so spill," said Annabeth. "Before I have Clarisse interrogate you." Clarisse was popping he knuckles with an evil smirk across her face; I had the edacity to smile. An arm wrapped Clarisse and held her fast as she yelped in surprise.

"Chris, what have I told you about sneaking up on me like that!?" demanded Clarisse, blushing a bit.

"Not to unless wanting a death wish," said Chris. "But can't I have a kiss; after all, I came all the way from college just to see you." The Aphrodite girls awed and some turned and scolded their boyfriends for not being that sweet.

"No, I'm not that easily forgiving, even if you are my boyfriend."

"Will you two stop flirting and kiss already, the fans are getting restless," said Rachel. Before Clarisse could protest, Chris forcefully kissed her; for a moment, she froze in shock then kissed back.

"Get a room!" Percy shouted and I completely agreeing. In all honesty, I really didn't want to see an all-out make out session. When they pulled apart, breathing heavily, Clarisse hit Chris' arm and glared at him.

"Aw, don't tell me you didn't enjoy that," Chris pouted before Liam shoved him out the door.

"No I did not and I better not catch you with some other college chick when I visit or I'll skin you alive!" shouted Clarisse, gee, what a great girlfriend.

Here's that story that Annabeth and Rachel are supposed to be and the phone for Nico, I already dialed the number. The phone rang a few times (Mm, they should be home, they defeated Setment around the same time as the Greeks won.), and Carter picked up.

"Hello?"

"Hi, are your shabti running?"

"Yes, they're always running. Why?"

"Because one just hopped on the bus to Jersey."

"Wha-" click. The funny bone must not run in the family.

"What's a shabti?" asked Percy.

"Ask Waffles," was all I said. Then the said person jumped down from the catwalk in a ninja shirt. Waffles bowed respectively and drew a foam sword and people on stage laughed while I was backing away slowly.

Annabeth noticed and gave a curious look before she recognized the danger, Waffles sprung into attack. In just a few minutes, everyone was groaning in pain; for a sword made of foam, it sure causes a lot of damage.

It was this moment the Stolls decided to come back, and carrying something between them.

How are these two even touching me?! Liam? Feels like I'm being kidnapped all over again, he muttered. Nico raised an eyebrow and I grinned. Maybe one episode I should have Liam explain himself, well if you viewers want him to (A/N: Liam is an OC, so it's okay to ask him personal questions).

"Clever Harry," began Travis.

"But not clever enough," finished Conner. Oh, they're doing the Marauder's Map scene. Just to make it seem more realistic, that's where Annabeth's hat comes into play. Placing in on his head, you could only see his body shape, which was pretty lean. The whole audience was disappointed not being able to see someone.

Once the finished their performance, the Stolls turned to me and asked a very serious question: "Can we keep the costumes? We'd rather not be in a donkey suit."

"Alright, now Percy," turning to him. From the tune of my voice; everyone's attention was focused on us, even Annabeth and Racheal looked up from their reading. Although Annabeth looked slightly disgusted by the fic. "Do you like waffles?"

"Yeah, I like waffles," said Percy. Strangely, a heart was descending from the cat walk, everyone was looking at it with mixed expressions and Waffles came in, batting her eye lashes.

"You like me? You really like me?" She asked in her sweetest voice.

"Uh, no. I mean my mom's blue waffles," he explained.

"Ugh, you don't like me, we are so breaking up!" she exclaimed and sucker punched Percy, making him double over.

"How is it she is able to hurt me?" he gasped, we all shrugged. I did a quick glance at the heart as it disappeared again, when did I get that?

"It's Waffles, nothing about her makes sense. Speaking of Waffles, she wants Percy to do something." Percy paled.

Clarisse muttered, "He's gonna die."

"She wants me to do a dare after hitting me not five minutes ago," I whispered the dare into his ear and Percy paled even more. "This is the end of me," turning to Annabeth, "Let's get out of here, before someone actually gets killed."

"I'd thought you'd never ask," said Annabeth, both getting up and leaving. For me, I would say that they can't leave 'til their contracts are over but I'll let it slide. After all, it's still part of the dare.

Percy came back a few minutes later and said the same thing to Rachel, who was asleep from the lack of activity, before leaving.

"Here's what's going to play out in the next few hours: Percy takes both girls to the movies and it's a 1 1⁄2 date-"

"A what?" Thalia, as well as the others seem puzzled.

"A 1 1⁄2 date. We all know what a double date is, right? Well this is two couples sharing one guy, which means we're going to have ambrosia on standby. Liam I know you've been dying to do this, go spy on them and don't forget the camera."

Yes, finally! Something besides being your errand boy. How far do you think the chain can stretch?

Ignoring Nico's second questioning look. "I don't know, we need to test that out some time. First take off that costume, then its stalker mode." Insert maniacal hand rubbing and door slamming.

Turning to the big screen, we see Percy paying four tickets and mutter along the lines of "Waffles and Gilly are going to bankrupt me." Eh, it's a possibility.

It was a double feature movie and Annabeth and Rachel were seated. Percy made several excuses to be with the other girl; at the end of the movie, he announced to both of them "You complete me." Cliché much. Leading one then the other out of the theater. When Annabeth and Rachel saw each other at the front, you can imagine how they felt. Before they could attack Percy, he slapped them and ran off.

The screen went black and Percy ran in, hiding behind the couch. Annabeth and Rachel soon followed. Lucky for Percy, Waffles came in a fairy costume; with a wave of her wand, poof, everyone on stage turned into butterflies, except Percy. Now where's some flowers, I'm hungry. Percy, being very protective of his friends, chased after Waffles backstage. You may not know this but Liam is still in stalker mode with the camera, so the audience can follow the action. Anyway, he chased her backstage, when he went passed the janitors closet, everyone who had been a butterfly spilled out of the closet and landed on poor Percy.

"Are we done yet?" asked Thalia, as soon as we untangled ourselves.

I smiled. "No."

"Dammit Gilly! I'm getting sick of this," said Clarisse, everyone back on stage.

"Oh come on, your complaining now when halfway through the episode, not even a quarter through the season. And I thought you were supposed to be tough." I do believe I just dug my grave. Before she could do anything in hurried into reading the next set of dares. "This is from Amore and Aria saying

'If dares are still open

I dare everyone to sing either don't stop believing glee version or loser like me glee version all of them having Percy and Annabeth as the leads

I dare Thalia to start shooting lightning randomly and say each time "Pikachu Ha"

I dare Connor to get a big enough bag of popcorn kernels too be able to hover ontop of the audience so mostly it has to be SUPER big

I dare Zeus to pop the bag of kernels while singing let it snow but instead let it rain popcorn

I dare Artemis to sing here comes the sun by the beatles but each time she whacks Apollo in the head with a bat

I dare Apollo to pretend to be a spy named Fred

I dare Nico too get Nancy Bobofit and Matt Sloan but Percy doesnt know

I dare Percabeth too "dissapear" for a little while then return saying they got eloped and Annabeth is pregnant with quatrouplets to Athena and Poseidan

I dare every one ( including gods) to some how turn into my little ponys all with cutie marks and the cutie mark and species too fit them so Zeus Pegasus ( no offense Blackjack) with a lightning bolt mark etc. Etc.

I dare all boys to have a pie eating contest

I dare girls too sneak up behind a boy most likely your "counterpart"

And when they turn slap them in the face kiss him then grab a pie and shove it in there face

I dare Poseidan to proclaim his love for Sally in front of Paul and Amphrite'

Let's get started." Pause. "Um, I've never watched Glee so can someone direct me?"

"You've never seen Glee, have you been living under a rock?" Rachel asked, a bit exasperate. Yeah, you could say that. "We know Percy and Annabeth are the leads," putting them in position. "Thalia and I will be the backup singers, the Stolls will be on bass and guitar, Grover and Nico on saxophone, Clarisse on drums, and Gilly on keyboard."

"Wait, what about Waffles?" asked Conner. We gave him an 'Are you serious?' look. "Your right, what was I thinking?" Before one of us could make a smart remark; "That was a rhetorical question, can we start."

What about me? Asked Liam. In response, I gave him a cow bell and a stick. Really, this is the best you can come up with? Ignoring him, we took our places and began to play 'Don't Stop Believing,' it was Rachel's pick not mine. Once finished, the crowd seemed to go wild. But Thalia wasn't satisfied with no special effects; lightning was thrown everywhere, she nearly broke a stage light. Going "Pikachu Ha!" everytime. I think some of the audience ducked for cover.

With all the commotion happening, Conner had the opportunity to steal the popcorn supply for the season (so if any of you ask for popcorn and there's none, you know why). Some help from Liam (I don't think he was aware of) managed to hand the kernels, Thalia was still shooting lightning bolts and hit the giant sack by mistake. I would scold her for ruining someone else's dare by mistake but I'll make an exception; seeing how if I forced Zeus to do this, then I'll be baked alive.

Now that I think about it, if I make the gods do anything I want then I'll be the most powerful mortal in the world! Not a pleasant thought, is it? Mm, I wonder if Zeus had something similar going through his mind when he first became king of the gods. On that thought, could it be possible that Zeus climbed to the very top of Olympus and yelled down to earth "I am the almighty Zeus, bow before my awesome power!"?

Liam poking me brought me back to reality. Gilly, you still here, the pie eating contest is about to start. Wow, Liam works fast. The instruments been cleared, and replaced by a long table with pies ready.

Annabeth had a stop watch ready. "On your mark, get set, GO!" she cried and the boys began gobbling for their lives. Okay, exaggerating again. It looks like Grover's in the lead; no, Nico; wait Travis. They're on their third pie; where do they put all that food? Anyway, Conner won, eating six pies.

When Percy asked how he could eat that much, Conner relied "I'm a growing boy," patting his stomach.

Percabeth left while Liam was on pick-up duty again. With those two gone, I made a couple phone calls. Only Annabeth came back and Athena and Poseidon waiting for her.

She cleared her throat and made this announcement: "Percy and I got eloped and I'm now pregnant with quadruplets."

Athena was piping mad and Poseidon had this weird smile. "Ha, I won, pay up!" exclaimed Poseidon. Athena grumbled and handed over the drachmas. Everyone had surprised looks; I expected this from Hermes and Apollo, maybe Aphrodite, but never from these two.

"You bet Percy and me!" If you thought Athena was mad, take a look at Annabeth. Percy must've been watching from the sides because he came in pissed.

Better stop this before we have a fight on our hands. Rather than being a smart ass, I went with the safe route and dumped ice-cold water. Okay, not the smartest idea but things were heating up. "You four quit bickering or I'll have Waffles after you!" That shut them up. Waffles popped up and the four I was just speaking to had penguin costume on. One of these days I need to put a shock collar on her.

"I'm getting out of here before we have an unwanted incident," Athena glared at Waffles and I, wisely left the premises.

Poseidon was about to leave too but I stopped him. He gave me a weird look and sat down in the front row. "Nico, don't you have something to do?" Nico realized what I was talking about and when he was about to leave. I snuck up behind him, with a tap to the shoulder, he turn and got a red handprint on his cheek, a kiss to make it all better, and pie. Once Nico cleared the cream on his face, he had a frown. He looked as if about to say something but decided against it; instead vanished into shadow.

"What was that about?" asked Percy.

I couldn't help smirking, "I don't know, look behind you." He did and slapped, followed by a kiss and pie may or may not have gone up his nose. You can thank Annabeth for that.

Thalia and Rachel were somewhere in the audience and Clarisse is heading to Chris' dorm. The two in the audience came back on stage, licking the pie that was stuck to their figures; and the daughter of Ares came back a little too happy.

"Who's next?" asked Grover.

"Hold up, Nico hasn't come back yet. What's taking him so long?" said Thalia, a bit impatient.

Out of the shadows, Nico appeared followed by two others: Matt Sloan and Nancy Bobofit. The mortals booed as the two came on stage, both appearing very annoyed.

"What are these two doing here?" asked a shocked Percy.

"Nice to see you too, Prissy," Nancy said in a sarcastic tone.

"What are you doing on TV show? Where is the fucking host? I want to know why he let some low life on this set," hissed Matt. Don't kill him, don't kill him, I'll get revenge soon enough.

While Matt was wondering where I was even if I am three feet in front of him, Nancy and Annabeth were having a glaring contest. Nancy broke her gaze and found Grover a little pale.

"Well if it isn't knobby-knees, ready to be called broken-knees," said Nancy, popping her knuckles. Now Percy and Annabeth were glaring very harshly, steeping in front of Grover.

Matt momentarily stopped asking where I was and looked at Annabeth. "I know you, you're Prissy's little bitch." That did it, Percabeth was pissed.

Before they could murder the brat, I stopped them but I'm also mad, just have a better idea dealing with it. "I believe we can all agree that these two have got to go."

"Yes!" was heard all around.

"Then as your fair host," a pointed look in Matt's direction, his jaw dropped as he had made two mistakes: one, for swearing with 'host' followed; two, for calling me a he. "I will give two exit choices, the high way or the low way?"

"The high way!" they said simultaneously, must be thinking that they'll be put in high chairs and carried out.

I smiled evilly, I've always wanted to this. "Everyone, look under your seats, there's a special surprise for our guests." Everyone pulled out either a torch or a pitch fork. "Time for the witch hunt!" thrusting my pitch fork into the air. For those that remember we're in costume, I find it ironic that I'm leading a witching hunt while dressed like a witch. Everyone cheered in agreement; we didn't have to chase them, they were already running out the door. If those two ever come back, I can't wait to try the low way.

"I believe we call all admit we enjoyed that but, sadly, we have to move on. This one is from it's me (Guest) saying 'I dare Percy to go up to Posiden and say I have very important news, then he starts dancing and singing gangnam style, and a whole flash mob will come out!' Wait, it's me, Waffles!"

She is currently not here but she did leave a message, said Liam, pressing the play button.

"Infidels, hi. I am not here, I am at the pyramids, gambling with Elvis. I am the ultimate life form."

Darn you Waffles… and Elvis.

"Well might as well do her dare. Percy, you're up," I said.

Percy, hesitantly, jumped off stage and approached Poseidon. "I have an important news," he says in a very serious voice before he starts dancing and singing Gangnam style and in come a flash mob of zombies. Everyone turns to Nico and shrugs; they then turn to their attention to me but I'm not there, I'm in the flash mob!

Once we finished dancing, we hurriedly ushered the zombies out before someone got their brains eaten, although Poseidon had a surprised grin before disappearing to where ever sea gods go.

"Okay last set of dares for today is from HeavensLuminusArc and it says

'Yo! Love the story. PS I don't mind you asking me to review. I like authors who ask instead of carrying the world on their sholders.

' Dares.

Everyone. I dare you to call Percy, Perco for the rest of the show to annoy him.

Nico. I dare you to make the mist go away(can you do that) and ride on Mrs. O'leary around town while trick O treating.

Percy. I dare you to scare Nico when he gets back(I hope he faints or pees his pants.) Demigod powers allowed.

Thalia. I dare you to push Zeus of a clift. I wanna see him fly!

Grover. I dare you to go up Mt. Tam. Walk up to Atlas. Then slap him and run...In a ghost costume. You can have percy make fog using his demigod abilities.

Rachel. Do you like anyone right now? If so. You have to kiss him.

Gilly. If you don't want to you dont have to...But I bet you do. (Ps, Don't read this to Percy.) I dare you to sneak into Percy's cabin with everyone (Even the gods.) In scary costumes and jump on him after he gets in bed. Start by hiding under his bed then grabbing his legs! Hope I hear some "Manly" screaming.

Uke out!'" I smile, you know me so well.

"You asked for a review?!" cried Thalia.

"Yep PMed her and the works; a lot of people stopped watching the show after that stupid suicide joke and I needed dares so there." Turning to the camera, "Thank you again, I'm in your doubt. In truth, I don't think I'll ever stop thanking you. Moving along now, Percy is now Perco until the next episode. Everyone say hi to Perco."

"Hi Perco!" Everyone cried.

"Okay Perco, all Mrs. O'Leary and Nico here's a bag," handing it to said person. The hell hound shows up, Nico jumping on her back and bounding out the door.

Perco began running around, preparing for the scare, flipping switches and pulling boards backstage.

In an hour, Nico came back with a grin and a bag full of candy. That grin falls away when he sees the stage disserted; leaving the candy bag on the desk, walks to middle stage. Out of nowhere, a bronze sword falls in front of him; a note is attached: Look up. Lights flicker as Nico looks up and a bed of nails falls on him; he jumps out of the way, the nails hit the floor with a heavy cling. A wind blows through the theater, adding a creepy vibe. Nico tenses, propped into a defense stance; a hand grabs his shoulder and lets out a banshee scream. With a whirl, Nico has his sword in hand pointing it at Perco's throat. Oops, forgot to disarm the demigods… again.

"Woah, calm down Nico," said Perco with hands raised in surrender.

Nico sags with relief and does the unbelievable: he starts laughing. I don't think he's laughed since Biannca died.

The rest of us come back on stage, I glance at Perco, I'll have him pay for the damage to my floor later. Actually, where did the bed of nails come from? I ask him just that.

Perco blinks. "You mean you don't know about the torture room backstage?"

Clarisse perks up, "There's a torture room?"

Ignoring her for the moment, I ponder about the torture room. The only torture rooms I'm aware of are the fan rooms, so it must either belong to Waffles or Liam, neither of which is a comforting thought. I'll have to check out the room after the show.

"Next dare is Thalia and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to it."

Thalia has this odd expression on her face as she gets up, somewhere between guilt and excitement. Liam going into stalker mode, we follow her to Mt. Olympus; there we see Thalia chit chatting with Zeus as she leads him towards the edge. She points to something in the distance, he turns to look only to find he is falling down the side of the Empire State Building. About a fourth of the way down, it's like someone hit the rewind button because he back up on the edge and his glaring eyes are looking for Thalia, good thing she is on her back.

With a grinning Thalia back, so is Liam with the ghost costume which he hands to Grover; he slips on basically a bed sheet and heads to Mt. Tam with Perco in tow. The son of Poseidon made the temperature drop and the moisture condense into a thick fog. You could hear the clip-clop of Grover's hooves as he approached Atlas.

Atlas growled "What do you want kid? Can't you see I don't have candy, head to the next mountain off the edge of the cliff-"

He didn't finish for Grover had slapped and both the slapper and slapped yelped. Grover was terrified at what he'd done that he ran down the mountain at full sprint. He and Perco came back panting, Annabeth served water.

"Well that was both rushed and epic so we are on our last truth dare for Rachel," turning to her I asked "so any lucky boys in your life?"

"Sure, Liam," she answered, then looked concerned, "Is something wrong?"

She must be referring to my horrified face and I think I should have reason to be; I mean 1) he's dead and 2) the guy's my brother. Although I could semi get why she would like him, because he's dead, then he's not really counted as a man I think.

"No, no, everything's fine. Liam come and kiss your admirer while I find a place to gag," I said before leaving. "After this is over, everyone's free to leave 'til next episode."

I have an admirer? Sweet! Even when dead he has hormones.

Rachel and Liam kissed which looked like kissing air or making fish lips.

My voice came on speaker, "That's all everyone, see you next episode! And Happy Halloween!" Then the stage went dark.

It was night out, and the harpies were prepping for patrol of the camp grounds. Perco walked in his cabin and flopped on his bed.

"Man, what a day," sighed Perco, "At this rate we'll have to worry more about the fans than the monsters." Aw, that's so sweet that he thinks we're out to get him, keep up the good work people!

I did a quick check of my hands, they were nice and cold, perfect.

I made quick work and grabbed his legs; the mere surprise of the contact, with the addition of the cold, caused Perco to yelp and jump out of the bed with me still holding his legs. He fell over on the floor and everyone pounced on him. Before long we were all sitting on him. I squatted down so I could be eye level with him.

"Having fun?" I grinned.

Perco just glared at me.

"Well too bad cause I am," then turned to the camera Liam was holding. "Sorry we didn't hear any of Perco's 'manly' screaming but it was worth getting the jump on him. See you next episode! Now where was that coffin I saw earlier?"