Title: Do What You Want with Me
Anime: Ouran High School Host Club
Pairing: HikaKao
Chapter 15

At the Host Club the next day, it was obvious that Kaoru was off in La-La Land. He had a very happy look on his face, his eyes were closed, and he was blushing, sitting there alone, thinking of Hikaru.

Honey snapped his fingers in front of Karu's face.

"Kao-chan? Kao-chan!" he sighed. "It's no use…" he skipped over to Haruhi who was with her guests.

"And you're trying to help them become closer?" one guest said.

"I'm sure trying my best." Haruhi said. The girls blushed happily.

"Such a sweetheart!" they squealed.

"Haru-chan?" the tiny blonde said, frowning a little bit.

"Yeah?" she said.

"Kao-chan's zoned out completely, and we can't wake him up…"

"What have you tried?" she asked, only slightly concerned.

"Everything known to man." He answered cutely.

"Not quite everything. If this doesn't wake him up, I'm not sure what will…"Hikaru said. He sat down beside him and gave him a long lick on the cheek. Several of their guests squealed so loud that it nearly cracked Kyoya's glasses. There was no response. "Wow… that's crazy. Would've thought he'd wake up from that…"

"I'm asleep, too! Lick me, too!" on of the girls said, trying to get him to do it. Hiakru sweat dropped. Haruhi walked over to them.

"We were gonna try violence, but Hika-chan was against it."

"You're damn right!" Hiakru said.

"Hikaru! Watch your language in front of the lovely ladies!" Tamaki scolded.

"Ah, go jump off a bridge, boss…" he grumbled.

"Mommy! He's being mean to me!"

"You know, there's a trick that my friends used to use on each other when they zoned out hardcore like this." Haruhi said.

"A commoner's trick?" Tamaki said. She nodded.

"You lean close to the victim's ear and say the name of someone that's most likely on their mind. They wake up after repeating it." She leaned close to Kaoru's ear and whispered slowly, "Hikaru…"

"Ahh~! Hikaru…" he moaned happily. A second later, he realized where he was, and all of their fans were squealing.

"Thinking about me?" Hikaru smirked, and then he tackled his brother, snuggling him.

"W-what?!"

The fangirls basically died that day.